Kai: Kyaa...! (runs around the room chibifiedly) Iie!!!!! Tell me I'm not dreaming!!!!!
Koneko: Hey! What's up, Kai-kun?
Gaara: Sai asked him out just now... (sighs)
Koneko: Oh my God, for real?! (squeals) More yaoi!!!!!! Yay!!!!!
Kai: What should I do? What should I do?????!!!!!!
Sai: Hey, everyone...hi, Kai-kun... (smiles)
Kai: (faints)
Koneko: (sweatdrop) Oh well! Let's just start the story now! Woot!
Chapter One
"And you're saying that Naruto turned into th-this...this thing, because a poisoned kunai was thrown at him?!"
"...pretty much."
The raven had to use almost all his might to resist the urge to roll his eyes in annoyance - and to shudder in fear. Indeed, the long-haired teacher could be scary when he wanted to. He shook his head mentally at the thought, blocking away the image of the teacher slaughtering him for causing such a thing to happen to his most beloved student. His eye twitched at that. It wasn't like the whole current situation was his fault after all - the dobe tried to defend him when he didn't need it!
"Meow!"
He glanced at the blond who was crouching down on all four, his - its - eyes narrowed as it glared at him with cheeks puffed and whiskers and tails twitching and ears held to the back. His eye twitched again in annoyance. How in the world did something - something - like that could get so adorably cute?! No, he must be imagining things. He glared his best Uchiha death glare at the growling half cat-half dobe before turning back to his sensei when a cough was emitted from the brunette.
"...I've nothing to do with his current state, Iruka-sensei," he growled slightly. "It all happened because he tried to defend me - in which I didn't even asked him to..."
"..."
He smirked inwardly. Of course Iruka wouldn't say anything to that - he was innocent. As much as he didn't like the dobe, he would never do such a thing to his own teammate. Besides, they were best friends - in some sort of a way.... But anyhow, he was still innocent! Not guilty! Not at all. Nope, nadda.... What was he rambling about really? He sighed mentally and glanced at the...creature crouching beside him. Currently, it was staring up at him with its huge adorably sparkling bright azure eyes...so dreamy...
...fuck, did he just think that?!
"...what are you gonna do then?"
"Hn?" he put on his stoic mask again and turned to Iruka, one brow arched. "Honestly...I've no idea, sensei."
"...have you brought him and the poisoned kunai to the Hokage to be examined then?" there was a look on Iruka's face, but he decided to ignore it.
He took out said kunai, knowing that the teacher wasn't really believing him. "I'm on my way there, actually, when I bumped into you."
A frown appeared on Iruka's face, then he relaxed and nodded vaguely. Again, Sasuke raised a curious brow. The teacher than apologised to him and told him that he had some errands to get worked on, so he would be on his way. Sasuke just nodded faintly, watched the teacher disappearing from his sight and continued to walk to the Hokage tower, making sure the blond was following him closely from behind. It would be troublesome if the dobe was lost, after all.
"Meow!"
He turned around in alert, and found the boy - cat - running towards him. God, what was he doing?! He was left quite far behind from the raven, and was currently whining in his meows at Sasuke as he ran towards him. The guy resisted the urge to roll his eyes as he waited for the dobe to be closer to him. Soon enough, Naruot was near enough - and he immediately pounced onto him as soon as he was five feet (1) away from him, meowing happily and excitedly.
"Meow!" he meowed in joy and leaned forward to kiss Sasuke yet again - in which, the raven instantly pushed the boy's face away from his.
"Fuck, usuratonkachi! Don't do that in public, what if someone sees us, damn it?!"
He was flustering. He was fucking flustering. Damn it! He felt like slapping his own face for syaing something so uke-like...wait, did he just fucking think that?! No fucking way...no, no...he must be so tired from the previous mission...yeah, that must be the reason - the only reason why he was acting and thinking like that. Yep, that was it. He shook his head slightly and let out a relieved sigh, earning a small curious meow from Naruto.
"...what, dobe?"
The half boy-half feline just stared at him with...its pair of huge bright blue eyes. He rolled his eyes and got to his feet, straightening himself before he started moving on again, this time slower, making sure that the dobe was really following him closely from behind. To make sure that the blond was really tailing him, he made a clone of himself - despite his current condition, which was badly injured - and commanded the clone to follow Naruto from behind.
Later...
"...and it resulted in Naruto's condition to be like this?"
"Hai, Hokage-sama."
The blond beside him started to get bored and decided to wash himself - itself. The raven took a minor glance at the half cat-half dobe and decided to just roll his eyes - when his teenage hormones got the best out of him, again. His little glance turned to a stare as he watched the boy washing itself intently, licking its paw...hand - in a very suggestive way, with eyes half-lidded and purrs of delight. Fighting the urge to gulp, he frowned and immediately turned away.
"...something bothering you, Sasuke?"
He coughed a little and shook his head faintly. "Iie, Hokage-sama..."
"...very well then," the old man spoke. "Now that Naruto is in this state, I put my full trust in you to take care of him, is that clear?"
"Hai...what?"
And so...
"Damn it! Argh!"
Sasuke growled again, falling onto his knees as he clawed his face - in a very careful manner that is, he didn't want to risk cutting his own pretty face. Nevertheless, Uchiha Sasuke was mad. No, he was beyond mad. He was...in rage, furious! The being not far behind him stayed silent, but decided to approach him in caution. Still being silent, he nudged a little on the raven's neck with his button nose. Slowly, Sasuke dropped his hands and turned to him gradually.
"...dobe..."
"...meow?"
A frown appearedon Sasuke's face. "Damn it! Talk to me! Don't you fucking meow! Talk to me, Naruto! Talk to me!"
"Meow!" he let out a cry of pain when Sasuke shook his tiny body violently.
"...shit! Why won't you fucking talk to me, damn it?!"
Another angry growl escaped Sasuke's lips as he got to his feet and stomped off to his room, leaving the blond alone in the living room. "Damn it!"
Naruto winced in fear as he heard a crashing sound coming from the room that Sasuke had entered. After a few seconds, he slumped his shoulders sadly, feeling rejected with Sasuke's actions. His cat-ears stood low, he walked slowly out of the living room towards the Uchiha's main house's garden. Although the whole clan minus Sasuke and Itachi had been killed by the weasel himself, Sasuke still took good care of the garden, he could see it just by taking a look around the beautifully decorated compound.
A small pout appeared on his tanned whiskered face; the soft, almost-invisible golden whiskers twitching a little. Then, slowly, a small smile came to his face and he trotted into the house happily - completely forgetting what had happened just now!
((To be continued))
Woot! Okay, to tell the truth, this WASN'T the real idea of my doujin! But somehow it became like this, and somehow I liked it! xD So here it is! And don't worry about the ending of this chappy, I'm just too lazy - and way too tired, it's half past five in the morning here, and i haven't gotten my sleep yet! DX But still, I am happy to finish this for my beloved readers/reviewers/friends! And now that it is morning, I am not sleepy anymore! Yay! I can go and play Q-World now! x3
Sai: That sounds like a fun game, what game is it?
Koneko: Just an MMORPG game where you go and do quests and leve up and stuff, you know... (smiles)
Sai: Oh... (smiles back and turns to Kai) Want to play it, Kai-koi?
Kai: (blushes) Um...nothanks! (runs away and hides)
Gaara: (sweatdrop) ...
Koneko: YAOI! Woot! lol, ja ne, minna-san! (waves at everyone)
(1) Anyone who doesn't know how long five feet is, it's a metre long...I'm sorry for you anyways... (sweatdrop) lmao