Disclaimer:Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez. Know Your Stars belongs to All That and Nick
Chapter 1 Dib
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars," A mysterious voice echoed.
Dib using his binoculars searched the area for any signs of the strange voice.
"Dib, is part hippo, part worm, and part pig," Says the voice with a snicker.
"What? That's a lie. I'm all human. Who is this? Show yourself!" Dib ordered frowning.
"Then why do you have ham in your pocket hmm?" The voice asked with a sneer.
"I don't know! I think hobos stole my money and replaced it with ham when I wasn't paying attention," Dib said with a pout.
"Dib, wants to make out with Girs piggy," Says the voice.
"That's not even possible! I would never do that. Have you seen his piggies? Their covered in mud!" Dib exclaimed.
"Dib, wants all you fangirls to come over and pelt him with peanuts," The voice said with a snicker.
"Fan girls? I have fans? Wow..Wait! Peanuts!?" Dib shilled himself with his hands and millions of peanuts got thrown at him. He was soon buried in peanuts.
"Now you know Dib," The voice said.
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