Well, I was checkin' out my stats and saw that, holy shiz, I have four people watching this poem! So, I figured you can't have too many FF net emails, so here ya go. I'll add more later. Oh, and make sure you take this in a lighthearted, happy frame of mind. That's the way it was meant to be (c Pendragon XD)
I choose the biggest thing they have
I want to make sure I hit my target
I throw my head back and laugh
I have love the good ol' Black Market
Silencing myself, I'm ready to kill
A promising gun and extra bullets
Alone in the dark, the night is still
The trigger itches for me to pull it
The shadows hide me as I search
For the devil spawn that took him away
When we see her coffin at the church
I wonder what Jak will have to say
He'll thank me for getting rid of that girl
I'm sure, he'll be happy at last
I'm eager to watch my plan unfurl
Wish that evil thing was part of the past
There she is, the one I want
I load one bullet, two for luck
Gasp as I see her, all nonchalant
Jak is with her, all but love-struck
That's it, it's over, and she won't wake again!
Her head in the crosshairs, the situation dire
I should get rid of her now, wicked and sin
I aim for her head, pull the trigger, and fire
Guess you'll have to ponder over what's goin' on!