The Hospital
Shrek, Fiona, my brother David, and my mom were walking into the Far, Far Away Hospital to see me where Fiona still had the camera on.
"It's been an hour since the Human Bullet did her death defying stunt," She said over the camera, walking down the hallway, "We're going to room 221A to see how she's doing."
They went to room 221A, seeing my laying in bed with bandages wrapped around my left arm, forehead, left knee, right cheek, right wrist, and round my head as I waved to everyone.
"Hey, guys," I said.
"I can't believe you just did something like that," My mom said.
"What did the doctor say?" David asked.
"He said that I don't have any broken bones. Just a few deep cuts and bruises," I told him, "I might be out of here by tomorrow."
"I can't believe you did that," Shrek replied, "From now on, I'm gonna call you The Human Rocket." I laughed, laying my head back on that pillow.
"It's official. The Human Rocket still lives," Fiona said, turning the camera off.
One Month Later
After recovering from the skateboard incident, (Just to let other people know that I really did try to go down a steep street on my hands and knees on my skateboard. But it didn't turn out that well) Shrek, Fiona, Lillian, Sleeping Beauty and I went into a Bikini Wax store. I was holding the camera this time while Lillian was asking someone if her son-in-law could get a wax job, and they said yes.
Shrek wore black shorts, sandals, and no shirt while he sat in a chair waiting.
"Dude, I can't believe you're gonna get a bikini wax," I said, facing the camera toward the green ogre.
"I know. But I needed on sooner or later and let some of this hair go away," Shrek smiled.
"You know, this is going to hurt, Shrek. I'm telling you right now," Sleeping Beauty answered plainly, "It may not for some women because they have a stronger thresh hold to pain than men."
"Oh, come on. How bad could it be?" Shrek said nonchalantly as the woman began to put the wax on his chest, putting a flat plastic paper over the area, flattening it.
"Well, this should be interesting," Lillian muttered as the woman quickly pulled of the tape, hearing Shrek yelled in pain as we laughed.
"Told you it was gonna hurt," Sleeping Beauty laughed.
"How can you woman go through this torture?" Shrek asked as he yelled from the pain again from the woman pulling more hair from his chest until it was completely clean. Next were the legs, "Why did you talk me into this?"
"I didn't. You wanted to come and see how it felt," Fiona reminded him, hearing him yell in pain again from the woman pulling away more axes hair away from his legs.
After 6 minutes of hearing Shrek screaming in pain, the woman was finally done! He had no hair on his chest or legs at all. He looks as smooth as a baby's bottom.
"I am never going to as about where ladies go again!" Shrek said, hearing us laugh.
"Well, look on the bright side. At least you can tell your friends that you know what some women have to go through when they wax their legs," I laughed, seeing Shrek with an annoyed look on his face.
"Oh, leave me alone!" He said sadly as Fiona gave him a hug, smiling at his reaction.
I turn the camera, so it was facing me, which showed me with bandages from a month ago, smiling. "And that, folks, is why men shouldn't do what women do……Well, some of them, anyway." Then I turned the camera off.