A.N: I've decided to change this to a Jacob/Nessie Romance/ Humor fic. I'm going to alter the title, summary, and all the settings. So, sorry.
Disclaimer: I see no point in these. I don't own anything. NADA. Well, I own the cookie I give you if you review…..
NPOV
"No, no, no! I screamed at my family. "I refuse to be a part of this! Stop with the crap! I get enough of that at school!" I ran full in-human speed to my room in the cottage. Jacob wasn't far behind me. "Ness, tell me everything." He demanded, sounding angry. I sat down on my bed and patted the quilt next to me. He sat down. I sighed and raised my hand up to his cheek. These words were too painful to say. At first he was enraged, but then his face calmed. After I finished he said,"Ness, I got an idea. You'll find out tomorrow. Go to sleep." I was suddenly very tired. Wait, I wasn't tired five seconds ago. Ugg, Uncle Jasper. I told him to stop messing with me. I sighed in defeat, got out of my bed, and pulled one of Aunt Alice's purchases out of my closet. It was a beautiful pale green nightgown with short sleeves. (pic on profile) I made sure Jacob was gone before changing into it. I laid down in bed and tried to figure out what Jacob's plan could be.
The next morning I woke up full of anticipation. I still had an hour before Aunt Alice was going to come over. I promised her that she could dress me up for school today. I pulled out my new laptop. Uncle Emmett broke my last one when he "borrowed" it to play his new, very frustrating, computer game. I don't think the people at the store would let me exchange a pile of dust for a new laptop. Anyway, I open up the AIM box and signed on to my screen name. I was Locknesshybrid. Can you guess why? I heard someone sign on. I looked at the screen name. Alphamale. It was Jacob.
Locknesshybrid: Morning Jacob
Alphamale: Hey Ness
Locknesshybrid: Are you going to tell me what your big plan is
Alphamale: Nope
Locknesshybrid: Fine, I'll ask dad
Mindreadingvampire: Jacob, I'm sick of your perverted thoughts.
Iamahobo: Hello
Locknesshybrid: ummmmm hi hobo
Iamahobo: I need a bath
Mindreadingvampire signed out
Alphamale signed out
Locknesshybrid signed out
That was just strange. I sighed. I got out of bed and went into the kitchen. I grabbed a box of cereal, a bowl, a spoon, and some donated blood. I poured the blood over the cereal and took a bite. Yum. Aunt Alice burst through the door. "Okay, time to make you gorgeous!" I groaned. "I'm eating." Aunt Alice just pulled me into my room and shut the door. "I found the perfect outfit for you!" she said excitedly. (pics on profile) Then she grabbed her make-up bag and attacked my face. She finally did my hair. The whole process took only a few minutes, yet it seemed like hours. "Aunt Alice," I said standing up. "If I don't leave for school now, I'll be late." I grabbed my book bag (pic on profile) and flew out the door. "Hello Mr. Basset," I said as I ran through the door. I sat down at my seat and pulled my books out. "Class, we have a new student joining us today. Please welcome Jacob Black." My head shot up. Did he say Jacob? Yes, there he was. Wow, he even wore a shirt. I could tell the whole class was afraid of him. I turned to Christy, my biology partner. "I'll give you fifty dollars to sit next to Jackie," I mumbled to my best friend. "It's cool, Ness," she told me, and went to sit next to Jackie. I raised my hand. "Mr. Basset," I called out. "I have an open seat next to me. Jacob can sit there." Jacob strolled down the aisle, looking as handsome as ever. I pulled out a piece of paper and wrote a note to him.
What the hell are you doing here?
This is my plan.
What are you going to do, be my own personal body guard?
Maybe.
You know you really suck some times.
You know you're really sexy when you're mad.
Stop, dad can probably hear you, and Aunt Alice is probably wondering why my future just disappeared
I'll live. Besides, why do I care what those blood-sucking leeches do? The only one I care about is you.
You say you'll live. Well, you won't live much longer if dad finds out what you're thinking.
Okay, let's change the subject. Hey Ness do you want to go to the dance with me?
And why would I want to go with a mongrel like you?
Because you love me.
Yeah you're right. Aw, but this means Aunt Alice is going to take me dress shopping. I'll be in there for hours, and she'll probably buy me six dresses.
It was at that part where we both started laughing. Then, forgetting where we were, we kissed. "Excuse me, Mr. Black, Miss. Cullen; I hate to interrupt you, but what is going on here? You are disrupting my class. Ah note passing too. Well, if this is so important you wouldn't mind sharing it with the class, would you?" Mr. Basset picked up the note and handed it to, of all people, Jackie Sessions. God, I hated her. And of course, she read the whole thing out loud to the class. Now I'll get teased even more. Well, I guess Jacob can make them leave me alone.
Back home I pulled out my laptop again. I signed on and saw my whole family was also signed on. I pulled my laptop onto my lap and started typing.
Locknesshybrid: Hola family
Mindreadingvampire: Hello Nessie
Rubberbandgirl: Edward, stop it. Renesemee is 18 now she can make her own
choices
Alphamale: Yo Cullens Hey Ness interesting biology class today huh
Locknesshybrid: *giggles* Speaking of which Aunt Alice can you take me dress
Shopping?
Physicshoppaholic: Yes!!!!!! Is it for the dance??????
Locknesshybrid: yes Aunt Alice oh and mom, I'm going over to Jacob's after
The dance
Alphamale: you are????????? sweet!!!!
Mindreadingvampire: Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't You DARE!!!!!!!!
Locknesshybrid: Jacob, run. Oh and were taking my car 2 the dance
Iamahobo: can I borrow some soap
Locknesshybrid: ……….
I switched off my laptop and ran to go and try to constrain my furious father.