I still don't own bleach or any of the characters
what if the bleach characters found the stories we type about them
Grimmjow busted open Ulquiorra's door. "HEY! Emo boy! Howzit goin?" The blue haired espada shouted. Knowing Ulquiorra he didn't even make eye contact. Grimmjow strutted over to Ulquiorra and looked over his shoulder. He was on his labtop (Okay I know espada don't have labtops but for the stories sake lets pretend) typing a report. "NAA! Your always working! GImme!" and Grimmjow swiped the computer out of emo boy's hand. Ulquiorra flinched. Grimmjow threw himself on the bed and looked threw websites. "I would appreciate it if you gave me my computer back" Ulquiorra mumbled. "OOWW! Looky here. A website made for fans. Lets look." Ulquiorra knew it was futile. The blue haired espada clicked threw stories. "HEY look it is a story about you and Halibel. It says lemon... What the hell is a fuckin lemon got to do with you guys?" Ulquiorra lookes with interested eyes. 'I wonder what kind of trash this is' he thought. Grimmjow read the story inis head. "MUAAAAHHHHH!!! HAHAHA!!" Grimmjow screeched. Ulquiorra grabbed the computer and read down the story wondering what was so funny it had Grimmjow on the floor practically crying. Wrong move my emo friend. Yes in this story he and Halibel were doing it. He barely even talks to the number 2(or 3 I forgot) espada. How could they have any relationship besides fellow comrads. He quickly clicked off the story accidently clicking on another. "You done with your laughing fit?" Ulquiorra asked as Grimmjow hopped back up. "haha. Let me see what ya clicked on." Grimmjow once again snatched the computer and started to reading. He dropped the computer and started to laugh once again but harder. Ulquiorra read and stopped in disgust. Him and...Gin. Together. Never in anyones lifetime. "What the fuck are these people typing!!" Grimmjow squeked in pure joy. "You are immature you know." Grimmjow didn't care. This stuff was fuckin funny. Grimmjow wanted to see more. He took the computer one last time and clicked on another story about our poor emo friend. That was a mistake Grimmjow. As soon as he started to reading he grew a little read in the face. "What" Ulquiorra asked. "Oh... nothing. I mean you... and me... it is probably just a typo." Not exactly Grimmjow. He read and with Ulqiorra reading over his shoulder. "WHAT IN FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT!!" Grimmjow exploded. He barfed all over the nice white carpet. He wasn't the only one. "Ulquiorra may be emo but he still has gag reflexes. He barfed along with Grimmjow. Ulquiorra shouted "I would never do that with...Grimmjow!!!" Grimmjow kept on barfing then shouted as well "I would NEVER fuck Ulquiorra!!" 'These people will get gell to pay' Ulquiorra thought evily, but more barf was on the way. GRAPHIC IMAGES!
Oh yes I really enjoyed typing that one!
Okay who should my next victem be? Please review
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