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"Talking"
'Thinking'
"'Kyuubi'"

A/N: Hello, you wonderful readers! Yippes for 44 reviews! But I want more, and yes, I am well aware of the fact that I am a review whore... I don't care! Just review and keep me happy! Demand. Well, without holding you up any longer, happy happy party time!

Okay, these updates, slow as they have been, are probably going to get slower, but just a little! I've got a few more stories going on and, truth be told, all of this has already been written. Like I said in the beginning of the story, this is all a rewritten edit from an account I can no longer access. So, I've got one more chapter and then you'll be getting updates at the same speed as AFF (which admittedly isn't much better).

Why Him?

Naruto had spent the last day cleaning up his father's old place so that, after the party, he and Sasuke could finish moving in. Most of the stuff had been put in its place, and there were no longer hidden cobwebs in the dark corners of the closets and cupboards. He'd polished the hardwood floors, wiped clear all the windows, and mowed the lawn. It was perfect, or as close as it was getting.

Now that he had nothing left to do but wait, he began to feel worried and anxious. He had paced the length of the house twice, for no reason at all. Also, he'd gone by the Uchiha Manor to recheck the party settings, and found nothing out of place. He was fast running out of things to occupy himself with. He plopped down onto the old armchair in the den of Sasuke's house and glanced at the clock on the wall. It was ten after three. Sasuke wasn't due back for another day, the time really didn't matter. He hated it when Tsunade sent them on different missions, even before they were together. He'd always suffer from serious anxiety attacks.

Not only that, but Sakura and Ino were being far too well behaved for his liking. It wasn't that he wanted them to do something, just that he knew they were going to. The longer they took, the more well planned it was bound to be. He hopped up and began his pacing once more. The mission hadn't been anything special, by all means, he should finish early! But here Naruto was, no Sasuke to be seen.

Suddenly, there was a knock at his door. All too hopeful he ran at it. Even before he reached the door he knew it wasn't Sasuke. However, he opened the door with a smile to Kiba and Akamaru. His friend walked in dropping a small package into the blonde's hands. "I thought you'd be here." The Inuzuka plopped down in the armchair Naruto had been previously sulking in. "Well? Open it!"

Ginning ear to ear he hurriedly ripped off the wrapping paper, tossing it uncaringly to the floor. He threw the lid off the cardboard box and stared down at what was inside. He slowly pulled it from the box with two fingers and examined it. It was well made, leather. It had a thin strap attached to it ending in a small loop. The collar had spikes around it, kinky. "Heh, oi, you sure this isn't yours?"

"Tojikomeru, baka!" He walked over and put a hand on his shoulder, "It's a joint present, for Sasuke too. I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun with it." His grin was so wide Naruto was surprised it didn't cause his head to fall off or his face to rip in half. "I got a mission soon, I'll be back in time for the party, see you then." He winked before he and Akamaru ran off into the distance.

He lifted the 'present' up to his face again and gave it another look. Damn kinky mutt. But he was right about one thing; he was going to have fun with this later.

--- The Next Day ---

Knock! Knock!

"Naruto, are you in there?" Sasuke turned from the old house, deciding his boyfriend wasn't there. He had been back in town for nearly an hour. Where the hell was that hyper ball of loud? He expected the blonde to be staking out Tsunade's office, not for him to be MIA. The Uchiha continued to poke around the village, noticing that he didn't run into any of the people Naruto hung out with.

Finally, after searching all over the training grounds, he headed back to his place. There was a possibility that Naruto was there, thinking Sasuke would go home first. Dumb ass... His boyfriend was a huge dumb ass. 'Back in Konoha for almost two hours and Naruto has yet to show up anywhere. He better be okay or I'll kick his ass.' The Uchiha traced through several scenarios before he reached the Uchiha Complex. All the lights were off, save one in the den. It was sunset so Naruto was most likely there, not asleep. He walked up to the door, took of his sandals and opened the door.

"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE!"

Before he could take in the scene his vision was obstructed with something yellow and fuzzy. Whatever had blocked his sight was now squeezing him senseless, sputtering words of love and relief. "Naruto? Get off. Dobe, get the hell off of me, I can't breathe!" The yellow thing pulled back a little, still holding on to him. Naruto's blue eyes shimmered with joy and he looked up at Sasuke. "A birthday party? Honestly Dobe, are we five?"

A cute little puppy face was made and his lower lip quivered as his stony front crumbled into a million useless pieces. Obviously spotting this, Naruto shouted for the party to commence. The blonde quickly ran through everything that he had help with and who had helped with what. The black-haired man thanked them before being dragged away by his partner.

The party went on for a little more than an hour before trouble started. Most everyone was sitting in the living room talking about nothing in particular when Shino came and pulled Naruto to the side. They were on the outside porch before Shino spoke.

"The flowers are fake. Ino's not as gullible as we had hoped." Naruto shrugged. "Another thing, they have some kind of gas in them, on a time release. From what I could tell, it induces vomiting."

Well... damn. He knew they were being too quiet! He friggin' knew it! Women! What was their problem? How come Hinata took the news better than they did? Stupid persistent- Wait, fake flowers, set to go off at any moment and make everybody that was in the house puke!

"We have to get those out of there!" He and Shino ran back inside. He led Naruto to every problematic bloom and helped him bury them in the back yard. According to the bug user the gas wouldn't affect anyone who wasn't standing on top of the flowers. "Thanks Shino, I owe you one."

"No problem. You should get back inside before Sasuke starts to suspect foul play." The blonde wasn't sure what he meant by that exactly but he did go back inside and hop into Sasuke's lap. Everybody oooh'ed and giggled.

It was getting later and the partygoers were getting ready to leave. They had all crowded at the front door, saying their good-byes and giving winks to Naruto behind Sasuke's back. It took fifteen whole minutes before they were ready to leave. There was only one thing left to do. Naruto had to fulfill his promise and payment to those who had helped.

He crept up behind Sasuke and tapped his shoulder. The unsuspecting man turned and was assaulted by the blonde's mouth. Lip locked, and too stunned to think clearly he stayed still. The younger ninja pulled away, waved so long to the guests, closed the door, and tackled Sasuke to the couch. They kissed and groped for several minutes before Naruto pushed back.

"Still not ready?" Sasuke was a bit disappointed but he didn't want to push the younger boy too far too fast.

"No, just, well..." he sighed and looked the other way, "nervous." He was blushing a slight shade of pink and pouting.

Sasuke smirked. He leaned in closer to his friend. "Why?" His voice was claming, but also husky and alluring.

Naruto looked away again, blushing ever deeper. "Isn't it supposed to hurt, bad? And I know damn well you're not going to take it. Not that I'm worried about getting hurt or anything it's just-"

"True," he interrupted, "but we don't have to do it that way yet."

When he was met by a confused stare he chose to demonstrate rather than explain. He leaned even closer, ridding them of the empty space between their lips. He wrapped an arm around the smaller boy's slender shoulders, pulling him further into the kiss. At first their mouths were closed, but Sasuke changed that by running his tongue along Naruto's lips. He gasped, allowing Sasuke to explore the inside of his mouth, unhindered. Soon, he began to mimic the other's movements, beginning to enjoy it.

They separated by just half an inch to breathe. Quickly, the dark-haired man pulled him back, crashing not only their lips together but their bodies as well. As their tongues clashed, Naruto far more confident now, Sasuke lifted him awkwardly onto his lap. He sucked on the younger man's lips and tongue, earning him a pleasurable moan. Much to the blonde's dismay, he moved back, breaking the kiss. But, before he could complain his mouth relocated itself at the blonde's neck. He began to suck and nip over and over at the same spot.

As his lover squirmed with pleasure, unsure of what to do with himself, Sasuke pushed him onto his back after whipping off his shirt. Finished with his neck, hickey firmly in place, he moved lower, leaving a trail of saliva in his wake. He kissed his way across the collarbone, continuing his descent. He removed his pants at a painfully slow pace, not hurrying as Naruto wanted.

He tossed aside the offending clothes, leaving his lover entirely nude. Sasuke spread the other's legs wide and bent low over him. At first he work on fully arousing the blonde's manhood. He stroked it quickly with his hand while he kissed his inner thigh. Moaning and panting, his blue eyes glazed over with lust, he thrusted his hips with Sasuke's hand movements.

"Ahh... Sasuke more," he begged.

The Uchiha smirked. He pulled his hand away only to replace it with his mouth. He licked the tip of Naruto's cock. He ran his tongue and lips up and down his lover's shaft, driving him up the wall. Sasuke then took the whole in his mouth, swirling his tongue as he sucked hard. Beneath him Naruto moaned his name, begging and pleading for more. Sasuke happily obliged, the noises the other was making was causing him to become harder and harder.

"S-sasuke, I'm gon- I c-can't-" Naruto tried to warn. But he was ignored. With a long, deep throated suck Naruto came. Licking up the drops that escaped his mouth Sasuke crawled up, completely on top of Naruto.

"Tired already," he teased the panting blonde. As a response Naruto closed in on Sasuke's mouth, soon dominating the unexpected kiss. Without warning he flipped the other backwards so that he was on top of the Uchiha. They kissed again, the younger man giving in. letting the other to have his way. during the kiss Naruto had taken the liberty to remove the other's pants. As they fell to the floor his hands found Sasuke's throbbing madhood, e began to stroke it, gaining speed steadily.

Sasuke thrust his hips up, moaning and gasping into the blonde's mouth, "Ahh, hn... h-harder!" Naruto smirked in a way very similar to the man below him. He moved his face closer to the dark-haired man's he started to lick and nip at the junction of Sasuke's neck and shoulder he lost control, coming into the blonde's hand. Naruto finished up his hickey and pulled back.

Naruto plopped heavily onto the one below him, snuggling into his chest. He peeked up through his damp, yellow bangs. He smiled as he saw the peaceful looking face of his lover. After a minute of silence He whispered "Happy Birthday, Sasuke-teme." And they drifted off to sleep, making sure beforehand the windows and doors were closed and locked.

TBC...

A/N: There a lemon, please don't kill me! -huddles in corner- I know this took forever! So, um… Sorry? I'll try to be faster, and it should work out seeing as this new, rewritten version is only now one chapter behind the real one. Yay!

Another thing. A few days ago I found this really funny (and I mean HILARIOUS!) SasuNaru fic on adult fan fiction dot net. It's called "Who's the Uchiha" and the title kinda says it all. I didn't write it, but if you ever get the chance to look it up please do, very much so if you are a SasuNaru fan, which I know you are. Much love and an update ASAP!!!!