Resident Evil: The Musical (make your own tune)
Act One:
HIVER WORKERS:
Slooow-motion...
lalalalalala...
sloow-motion... lalalalala
we go through our liiives in slow motion lalalala
did you hear that? (did you hear that?) did you hear that?
It's the alarm... we should all get INTO THE ELEVATOR! (elevator, elevator)
And sit here and be afraid/do nothing and be afraid/even as the other one goes down the shaft/we can sit and scream
Maybe I can FIT
Maybe she can FIT
NO SHE CAN'T
(percussion)
ALICE:
where am I? sitting on this floor covered in sheets
straaaaange... all i can think of are fast moving edits
all i remember is nothing
except these guns in these drawers
ooh what's that?
just some birds, just birds, just some biiiiirds...
(enter the COMMANDOS)
MATT:
Can you believe it, it's meeee... I'm going to tackle you, it's meee...
COMMANDOS:
Hiiiit theeeee deeeeck!!!!
(bum bum bum bum)
Won't you report, soldier?
ALICE:
I can't.
(yes you can)
I can't.
(yes you can)
I caaaaaaaan't!
RAIN:
I'm sassy, can't you see it? I'm sassy!
ALICE:
I kick dogs in the face
RAIN:
I'm sassy!
MATT:
I'm a cop, I'm a cop!
RAIN:
Bit of a fop.
COMMANDOS:
Yes, it's true! And when we are done and we can seeee, that all of I lives will beeee
KAPLAN:
Amazzzzing! But before we can begin...!
COMMANDOS:
We've got to get in!
RAIN:
Can't you see, fella-!
KAPLAN:
We're from Umbrella!
COMMANDOS:
And we can't just fall on our face/we can keep up and keep pace--
KAPLAN:
For Umbreeeeelllaa.. but we're not crass-!
RAIN:
Check out my sass! We'll be on top!
MATT:
I'm a cop! I'm a cop!
KAPLAN:
But before we high-five... we've got a stay alive...
COMMANDOS:
In... the... Hiiiiiiiiiiiive!
RAIN:
I will think of it twice!
ALICE:
Pancakes--
KAPLAN:
- would be -
ALL:
Niiiiiiiiiiice!!
LICKER:
Putting on the Ritz!