In a distant and random studio-turned flat...
Celinxv: Hi, and welcome to my first real fan-fiction...yeah another Truth or Dare one.
????: Oh not another one, you don't know how evil my fans are, do you? (Walks in and rolls eyes)
Audience: (Laughs)
Celinxv: And this blue haired psychotic man to my right is my co-author, Blivia.
Blivia: Psychotic? (Glares at the Author)
Celinxv: Come on, how many people has a homicidal fan base?
Blivia: Point taken...
Celinxv: Anyway, This truth and dare will have the characters from Spyro, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto and Sonic...though I may add more characters later.
Blivia: I can't believe you're wasting your time like this when you could do something more...constructive.
Celinxv: That's what my mum keeps saying at any rate.
Audience: (Laughs)
Celinxv: At any rate, lets bring in the characters...Welcome the cast of Spyro, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts and Sonic. (No one comes out)
Audience: (Cricket chirps)
Celinxv: ...(leans to Blivia and whispers)
Celinxv: What the hell happened the our cast Blivia?
Blivia: Did they esca-er-quit? Aww come on, I was only having a little fun... (Looks back no-so innocently)
Celinxv: What did you do to them Blivia? (Crosses arms)
Blivia: Remember the heavy bin bags in the back.
Celinxv: yeah...
Blivia: That's them.
Celinxv: Damn it Blivia, I told you not to harm them until we started the show!
Blivia: They were getting annoying, and it was a full moon.
Celinxv: (Sighs and turns back to the audience)
Celinxv: My apologises, thanks to Blivia (Glares briefly at Blivia) the cast has been...incapacitated and couldn't make it today.
Blivia: So if you want to see them alive again, please review and send in your dares and truths.
Celinxv: Yeah, the proceeds of this show will go to get us a better studio that could withstand Blivia's rampages and all the dares that you guys send in.
Blivia: So from us here in the studio-turned flat that is older than my grandmother.
Celinxv: See ya!
Celinxv: ...
Celinxv: (Turns to Blivia) God-damn-it Blivia, I told you not to ****ing kill our cast until they here!
Blivia: You said nothing about tenderizing them (Chuckles)
Celinxv: Tenderize?! You ****ing killed our cast the day we start ****ing shooting!
Blivia: The ****ing *******s had it coming...
Celinxv: (Notices the camera) Are we still shooting?
Cameraman Bob: Err...yeah
Celinxv & Blivia: ****
Blivia: (Tackles the Cameraman to the floor and turns of the camera)