Donnas' List
When/if the Doctor tells you he just wants a "mate", he just means a friend! Not a mate mate ya know?
The Doctor is very dangerous when he is depressed.
Make sure the Doctor isn't depressed.
Always wear running shoes.
Pack accordingly. (i.e.; winter coats, tank tops, mittens, est.)
When the Doctor tells you to do something – do it. Unless you know better then in other cases just ignore him.
The largest library in the Universe is a scary place.
If the Doctor wants to take you to a library, make sure to ask if it has shadows that eat people.
Christmas is not the Doctor's holiday.
Women – of any species – fall for the Doctor.
Don't make alien jokes.
Especially in a room full of aliens.
Don't call the Doctor pretty boy. He doesn't get it.
And his ego doesn't need inflating!
Babies made of fat maybe cute but they are made of FAT! Not that pretty folks!
The Doctor might want to take you to Athens, but he will most likely end up taking you to Pompeii on VOLCANO DAY!
When insulting the Doctor, make it funny.
When insulting him, try to make it sound like a complement. When he realizes it was an insult, it makes it a whole lot funnier.
The Doctor looks good in kilt!
The Doctor can sing! Sign him up for karaoke.
If you have a giant time bug on your back – don't panic. Not much you can do about it besides going back in time and killing yourself so you in up in your right world.
Oods are scary. Stay away from Oods. (Though their names are funny).
Slime is hard to get out of fur lining.
Slime is hard to get out of anything really. Become good friends with the TARDIS so she'll do that wash for you. Because the Doctor can't remember how to wash clothes!
That's all folks! Stay tuned for one last chapter!!