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Chapter 15: The real enemy
"Stan? Stan!"
Stan woke up, and rubbed his sleepy eyes. He was in some park near a big bolder in the real world. "Where are we?"
"Imagine, Stan!" Kyle cried.
So he did.
"Look!" Kyle pointed ahead, and way far away there was some shiny thing ahead.
Stan gasped. "W...what is it?"
"It's the prize! I just know it is! We're almost there!"
Stan gasped again. "Alright, lets go!" And they both ran off.
The two have been running for a while, and they were almost there. "Come on!" Kyle cried. "We're almost there! Almost there!"
"No Kyle," a deep voice said, as the two enemies with the red glowing eyes, Cartman and Butters, appeared in front of them. "It's time for you to die."
"What?! Cartman! Just stop it! I didn't mean to kill Stan!"
"Yeah Cartman," said Stan, "he wouldn't hurt anyone."
Everyone realized that they were back in the real world. "That's what you think, Stan!" Cartman exclaimed. "Never trust this Jew! First, I'm gonna kill him. Then I'm gonna get that prize." He looked behind him, and saw some big purple figure. It looked like a big diamond. "I'll be right there, my precious."
"Cartman," Kyle started, "what's killing me gonna do?"
The fat boy was silent. "It's...it's gonna stop you."
"Stop me? Stop me from what? Something that I'm never gonna do? It's not for a good reason!" He stepped closer to Cartman and grabbed the fat boy's arm. "But this Cartman," he revealed the cuts on his arm, "this could be for a good reason. Are you sure you're not cutting?"
"I'm not cutting, Kyle! Now just get out of my way!" He pushed Kyle to the ground, and ran ahead to the big diamond, and tried to pick it up. But nothing happened. He started grunting. "Why can't I lift it?"
"Enough!" a deep voice exclaimed.
Everyone looked behind, and saw Bug Feet coming toward them.
"I had had enough with all this team work! And the waiting!"
"Bug Feet," Stan started, but didn't know what to say.
Bug Feet walked closer to Cartman, who was still trying to get the diamond, but then stopped and looked at him. "Eric Cartman."
Stan and Kyle looked at each with shock.
"Remember me, Eric?"
Cartman didn't know what to say. "What?! I don't remember nothing about you!" He went back to trying to get the prize, but Bug Feet interrupted again.
"I'm the one who gave you those cuts."
Cartman stopped, and looked at Bug Feet curiously. "What?!"
"I was trying to talk to you...in your dreams. But for some reason, I couldn't get through, and you kept dreaming about ice cream and cheesy poofs. So I gave you cuts to get your attention. But apparently that hasn't worked either."
"Wait a minuet," said Kyle, "what does Cartman have to do with this?"
"Don't you get it," Bug Feet went on, "I am part of Eric's imagination."
The fat boy was confused.
"Remember Eric, you created me in your stories. I'm a random character that you created for me to kill all Jews."
Cartman gasped. "Bug Feet! I remember you!" He smiled.
"You betrayed me."
Cartman's smile turned into a frown.
"You wouldn't reply to me. So that's why I came to these two people." He walked over to Stan and Kyle. "I talked to two of them, because I wasn't sure which one would work better. But I never wanted them to work together. Because this is why! You guys are so distracted, and are ten feet away from the reward!"
"Where did this reward come from?" Stan asked.
"It was created by some other kid in another state. A Jewish kid."
"What?!" Cartman exclaimed.
"What do you mean a Jewish kid?" Kyle asked.
"This kid," Bug Feet went on, "imagined a powerful gift, that only Jews could activate. I only found that out right before I told you to kill Stan. I then knew that I only needed you."
Everyone was confused. "Well, what does this gift do?" Butters finally asked.
Bug Feet looked at him, then back at Kyle. He harshly pushed Kyle to the diamond, causing Cartman to move out of the way. "There's only one way to find out. Active it, Kyle."
Kyle looked at the diamond curiously. There was no switch or anything. So Kyle just put his hand on the diamond, and it suddenly started to glow. He backed up with the rest of his friends, and watched the thing. It started to glow even brighter, and then stopped. But it was still glowing a little.
"Woww," everyone said together.
Bug Feet walked up to it. "It's activated."
"What does it do?" Stan asked.
"It's powerful. You can use it for anything."
"Wold domination!" Cartman exclaimed.
Bug Feet looked over at the fat boy. "Great minds think alike, Eric. Too bad it's all mine."
"What?!"
"You heard me."
"Wait a minuet, you said the prize was ours!" Kyle exclaimed.
"Yes, yours to give to me! Now I can use it for anything! Including world domination!"
"We can't let you do that!" Stan exclaimed.
"You can let me, and I will do it."
"That's not fair!" Cartman exclaimed.
"If only," Bug Feet faced Cartman, "you would reply to me. I would have let you join."
Kyle suddenly ran over, and put his hand on the diamond, causing it to stop glowing.
"What did you do that fore?!" Bug Feet cried, and started walking up to the Jew.
"I can't let you have it," Kyle said.
Bug Feet reached his hand out, and grabbed Kyle's throat, holding him up in the air. "Reactivate it. Now!"
"No!"
"Leave Kyle alone!"
Bug Feet looked over, and saw Stan standing with a glare. He harshly threw Kyle to the ground, and started walking over to Stan. "What are you doing, Stan?"
"Asking you to leave Kyle alone."
"This is what I'm talking about, Stan. If you would have never cared about him, this wouldn't happen. If you two wouldn't care about each other, this would never happen! Your friendship is ruining everything!"
"Is that it?! Are you saying that our friendship is worth nothing, and this prize is more important? That we have to forget about each other, and get it? Well...if that's it, then I don't care about this stupid reward! Now leave Kyle alone!"
"Enough!" Bug Feet kicked Stan in the crotch, and ran back over to Kyle, and grabbed his neck again. "Activate the diamond!"
"No!" The Jew cried.
"Activate it!"
"No!"
Bug Feet's grip on Kyle's throat increased, and all of a sudden, big, long lets started mutating out of him.
Stan, Butters, and Cartman were shocked, and Butters started screaming, terrified.
Bug Feet continued mutating, until he was a full grown spider creature. He had lots of legs, red eyes, and sharp teeth.
"Lets get out of here!" Cartman cried, and started running away from Butters. But Stan remained standing.
The sky started to get dark, and lightning flashed.
Bug Feet, for a while, wasn't speaking English, and was now roaring. One of his long spider legs was on top of Kyle's throat, who was pinned to the ground, showing a face with fear. The creature looked down at him with anger, and started roaring at him.
"Ahhhhh!" Kyle screamed.
"Kyle!" Stan exclaimed, and started running over to Bug Feet. "Stop!"
Bug Feet moved his other leg, and swiped Stan away, flying and falling to the ground. "STAN MASH FAILED MISSION! STAN SHALL FAIL ALL!"
Stan struggled to get up.
Bug Feet looked back down at Kyle. "ACTIVATE!"
A lightning storm had then started.
"ACTIVATE NOW! OR FRIEND DIES!"
A small strike of lightning hit Stan, causing him to scream.
Kyle looked up at the creature full of terror. He couldn't get up, because Bug Feet had him pinned to the ground, his let on Kyle's neck. "ACTIVATE, OR STAN DIES!"
Kyle slowly raised his hand.
"Don't do it, Kyle!" Stan cried. "Don't do it!"
"I can't..." Kyle started, "let you die, Stan."
"Don't worry about it! You can't let him have it!"
"I don't want you to die again."
"It's better than for all of us to die!"
"ACTIVATE!" Bug Feet put more pressure on Kyle's throat.
Stan couldn't take it anymore. He ran over, and attacked Bug Feet. He started punching, pulling, scratching, whatever it took to stop him. But Bug Feet swiped him away again. "YOU CAN'T WIN, STAN!"
Bug Feet looked back down at Kyle, who was gasping for air. "ACTIVATE!"
All of a sudden, Bug Feet felt a sharp pain in his back, and started screaming. There was a sword stuck in him. He looked over and saw Cartman and Butters with Stan. They had thrown the sword at him. Bug Feet started screeching, and slowly fell to the ground.
There was silence, and the storm stopped. Bug Feet was dead.
Stan started running toward the dead creature and Kyle. "Kyle! Kyle!" When he got over, the leg was still on Kyle's neck.
"I'm ok, Stan," Kyle weakly said.
Stan grabbed the thick, hairy leg, and started pulling up, and finally got it off of his best friend.
Kyle slowly sat up. "Is he...dead?"
Cartman walked over, and took the sword out. "Yes, he is. He thought I betrayed him. No, he betrayed me."
"Do you still wanna kill Kyle?" Butters asked.
"Forget it. It's much better to rip on him then to kill him."
"What about the reward?" Kyle asked.
"World domination!" Cartman exclaimed.
"Cartman!" Stan cried. "We can't trust you. Kyle, what do you think we should do with it?"
Kyle thought for a moment, and finally figured it out.
They all, except for Cartman, worked together to burn the diamond to ashes. "It's better for all of us," Kyle said.
"No!" Cartman exclaimed. "I can't believe you did that! No!"
"Shut up, Cartman!"
Cartman started crying, as Butters came over to him, and started patting him on the back. "It's ok, Eric. We'll get through this."
"Get off of me!" He pushed Butters away from him.
Ok, so I guess that part reminded you of The List when they burn the list to ashes. Sorry, I didn't mean to copy. There is still one more chapter left! Please review!
