Chapter 16: Band back in action
"Now, I'm not gonna have any fighting," Cartman said in his garage, along with Stan, Kyle, and Butters. "I couldn't find anybody else who would join my band, so you better not fight. Now, lets start our new song!"
And so they all started playing their instruments. Stan on the guitar, Kyle on the bass, Cartman on the keyboard, and Butters on the drums.
"I just wanna scream! I just wanna scream!
Every time, she touches me. Every time
she give me a punch! I feel so angry,
I feel so bad. I wanna scream to top
of my lungs!
I have all these buries, and a black eye!
But no matter how much it shows,
no one ever knows! That she's the one
who did it! It hurts very much! More
than the scars and bruises
on my body!
I just wanna scream! I just wanna scream!
Every time she punches me.
I just wanna scream! I just wanna scream!
Every time she touches me! Every time she
punches me in the face! Scratches me until
I bleed, pulls my hair to death, and kick me in the
balls!
I just wanna scream! Nobody knows!
I just wanna curse to the top of my lungs,
and cry, 'leave me alone!"
But it still hurts. She keeps beating me."
The music finally stopped. "Ok," Cartman started, "now that was as almost as gay as the other song you guys wrote!"
"Cartman, Stan did a good job on this song!" Kyle cried. "It's what he feels!"
"Yeah, but it will never get solved, Stan! Nobody would ever know your sister is beating the crap out of you. Now lets start a new song."
And so they played something else, and began a new song.
THE END
Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski are super best friends forever (SBFF). They're friendship is very deep, and very brotherly. They care about each a lot, but it's just because they love each other in a brotherly way.
They would cry if the other dies or gets horribly injured. Some people thinks its gay. But sometimes straight people do act gayish. It doesn't mean it's true, though.
Stan and Kyle are very special friends, nothing more than that.
A note, to all of you slash style writers and fans.