You might be wondering what has happened to me.
Did I fight the enemy off single handedly while Boromir fled?
No
Did I stand my ground?
No
Did I fight?
Hell no
Did I run away.
Yes
As soon as that arrow flew past my head from those crazy.. things.. I ran the opposite way. Yes I know, I'm real brave right? Real orks or not I was scared shitless and in my mind there was only two options.
A: Faint
Or
B: Run
I'm so not into the damsel in distress thing so I guess I got the hell out of there and left Boromir to fight them of. It's been 2 days and guess what? Boromir finds my little "moment" hilarious. He has been laughing non stop for 2 days. He mimics my scream and cries out "ork". Haha you're a comical genius Boromir, he probably took all night to come up with that one. Okay so I think I finally accepted that I am in fact in middle earth. Everything is too real for this to be a joke. I'm not even going to think about what would happen if this was a joke.
I then thought about the first impression I made to the …steward of Gondor. God a short time here and I've already made a total ass out of myself. Ever since the Ork thing I have just been quiet. I mean there is too many things to deal with then to annoy Boromir, and plus I don't think it's a really good idea pissing him off, since he could actually slice my ass in half. I have so many things I need answerd Firstly how and why did I get to Middle earth? What am I going to do here? How do I get out of here? Why did I meet-
"Rivendell" Boromir said in a relieved voice. I then jumped at the slight disturbance from my train of thought…And looked up to see an… amazing lush Valley? It was indescribable. It was Rivendell.
Rivendell means elves..
That means Elrond..
And the rest of the fellowship.
"oh my god" I whispered to no one in particular.
I then started to panic. And dismounted of the horse clumsily, falling to my knees in the process and stumbling in an attempt to get myself up. I the brushed my knees of and attempted to take everything in. This was too much. Way to much.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god" I said out loud. "NO!! Boromir, do you know what this means? Do you?" I said in a frantic voice. Boromir then started to look a bit scared. "I AM IN RIVENDELL!, RIVENDELL DOSENT EXIST" I then jumped up and down like a child having a tantrum. "FICTIONAL, NO, I HATE YOU TOLKIEN"
"PETERJACKSONVIGGOMORTSENFRODOBAGGINSGANDALF!!!!!!" I said kicking the ground. In despair I then kneeled down to the ground and cradled my head in my arms.
"god its real" I said in disbelief. I heard an awkward cough I looked up and saw a group of elves clad in beautiful clothes staring at me.. very strangely…
It was to much..
Guess what?
I fainted..
Again..