"Sammy, I'm home!"

"-"

"Hey!"

"Oh he-hey."

"What were you doing?"

"Nothing."

"…"

"…"

"Ooohkay."

"Hey Sam. What's u-"

"Oh, hey."

"Dude, what are you-"

"Nothin'."

"Dude, if it's porn I'll watch with you."

"It's just homework, Dean."

"You know what… I actually believe you."

"HEYSAMIMHOME – AHA!"

"Dude!"

"Gotcha!" … "Now let's see what y-"

"…."

"Really, Sam?"

"What?!"

"Really?" … "Lover's Guide?"

"…"

"HOMIGOD! Who… wha–where'd you learn that?!"

"Hey Dean, I got us pi-" … "What are you doing?"

"Nothin'."

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End!