"Sammy, I'm home!"
"-"
"Hey!"
"Oh he-hey."
"What were you doing?"
"Nothing."
"…"
"…"
"Ooohkay."
"Hey Sam. What's u-"
"Oh, hey."
"Dude, what are you-"
"Nothin'."
"Dude, if it's porn I'll watch with you."
"It's just homework, Dean."
"You know what… I actually believe you."
"HEYSAMIMHOME – AHA!"
"Dude!"
"Gotcha!" … "Now let's see what y-"
"…."
"Really, Sam?"
"What?!"
"Really?" … "Lover's Guide?"
"…"
"HOMIGOD! Who… wha–where'd you learn that?!"
"Hey Dean, I got us pi-" … "What are you doing?"
"Nothin'."
***
End!
