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Despite feeling like absolute crap Naruto actually had a pretty funky dream.
It might have been the dirty water, weird mushrooms, bright orange berries that screamed Poison!, or the Kyuubi who was working overtime to keep the imbecile alive.
But his world was focusing in and out and he really couldn't separate illusion from reality at that moment.
In his dream he saw what looked like a black man with blond hair jump out from the lake and slowly travel towards the direction of a sunset.
What really occurred was that the man had actually swam out of the lake about 50 feet away from where Naruto was curled up and successfully escaped Kumo to do only God knows what.
"We are free eight-o!"shouted the strange muscular man-Naruto didn't know what that meant, for that matter he really wished his dream would have some ramen or girls in it, or ramen covered girls, mmm.
In his daze Naruto just stared as the dark-skinned man walked away into the sunset, for some reason the man looked like he had just escaped captivity or something.
Closing his eyes again Naruto took another rest in the land of darkness.
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"So we are at a cross-roads, we can A. Go after Akatsuki or B. Deliver the Message to Konoha."
Naruto's eyes opened wide; in an instant his mind was once again alert.
He heard human voices, he was sure of that. He moved his tired hands and got on his knees positioning himself to look past the bush that he was sleeping under, shifting his gaze away from the vast lake.
He looked through the hole in the shrub to see a trio of what looked like Kumo nin conversing on some mission.
They all stood on the bridge.
"Well they got sensei, think we should get the old guy back and then deliver the message, yo?"a tanned boy with blond hair said.
"Che, Omoi, clearly we have to get sensei back first before we can deliver anything," answered a dark-skinned girl in an over the top conservative kunochi uniform
They were both talking to a blond who looked to be looking out into the distance, as if she was high on something.
Then she twitched her shoulder, "Shoulders are sore, these cramps seem to be getting worse, tsch."
The tanned boy in a badass ninja uniform just scowled at that "Samui, you know I am getting pretty pissed off with your shoulder ache complaints. Don't get me wrong it turns everyone on but seriously would you just wear a goddam bra to support those milk tanks."
The big breasted blond didn't seem to have heard him, but the skinny dark kunoichi certainly did.
The dark-skinned girl immediately flared at this and grabbed him by his collar "A woman's undergarments are none of your-"
"Kurei would you put a dildo in it, she has been shoulder aching for the past 2 years, I am surprised I haven't punched her in the face by now-look I am trying to eat my sandwich I don't need to hear about this right now," the boy replied scowling lazily while Kurei kept strangling him.
The Blond girl-Samui was simply oblivious to everything and just kept looking at the direction to where she would have to deliver the message to Konoha about the Akatsuki and the summit.
Still she could go after her sensei first; it was not like the thought did not cross her mind but honestly with the three, Omoi, Kurei, and Kirabi-sensei it was hard getting any sense of silence at any given time.
Naruto watched all of them from his place behind the bush.
Now Naruto was certainly no rocket scientist but even he understood when he was in some serious danger, there were only a few memories he could remember in his life and one of those memories were that weird speech Neji said about cloud shinobi and how they tried to kidnap Hinata.
Naruto was just surprised Neji didn't start crying at the end of his story about losing his father to Kumo.
Regardless that information made Naruto rethink his initial idea for contact.
Naruto started backing away from the bush and crawled out slowly through the other shrubs, hoping to make some distance between the trio.
The problem was while he was crawling on the ground he had to stifle shrieks of pain as his more sensitive parts were forced to endure things no man should willingly have to deal with.
Regardless he had successfully made his way about a good 20 feet and was about to make a run for it, even if he was pretty sure the poison berries were in his system.
Getting up he was preparing for a dash when one last piece of info from the trio caught his attention.
"So you want to flip a coin, heads we go to Konoha, tails we'll see if we can track down that Akatsuki bastard Uchiha."
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