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"Okay, so its heads. Looks like we are going to Konoha first," Samui says, sighing harshly as her shoulder aches increased.
She considers at this moment if wearing a bra would help. Perhaps her academically challenged teammate was onto something.
Omoi and Karui look like they are about to argue but the blond puts her hand up and starts walking "West," where the Hidden leaf is located.
No one ever said Naruto was good at reading a map.
As if on cue Naruto did what he always does: something stupid.
"Wait! Let's go after the Teme!" says one Uzumaki Naruto, as he strolls out of the bushes.
As if they were not the enemy, as if they were not going to kill him on sight, like being an intruder was not the worst thing in the world.
So not surprisingly three things happened at that moment.
Omoi vomits at the view of the dirt incrusted nude man.
Kurei started gapping at the scene, eyes looking like they were ready to jump out of their sockets. Trying to get words to come out of her mouth, only for them to come out like gurgles.
It was kinda hot, but not really.
And Samui started rubbing her temples, muttering "They don't pay me enough to deal with this kind of shit."
Oh! Also the three sent out sharp wires enhanced with chakra to wrap around the naked boy. Effectively mummifying him, like some grotesque act of Bondage Game gone wrong.
Naruto started protesting immediately. "Oi, Oi! What the hell!"
The three cloud ninja were not sure what to make of this.
What the hell is that thing?
As far as they could remember, the homeless did not live in these parts, with Kirabi-sensei going Bijuu at least 3 times a week, much to the Raikage's ire.
Samui's two teammates look at her; she was the leader after all. The blonde-haired kunoichi started working out theories in her mind, wondering if this was one of her sensei's jokes, he had a knack for making her life hell.
She took a good look at the bum, not that bum, bum as in homeless.
Blond hair, blue eyes, average sized body.
Okay so he looked like any normal person, no shock there. Ignoring the retarded shouts the boy kept spewing her eyes trailed towards his whiskers. Cute, like cat whiskers. However, that did not matter.
Then she saw his blond facial hair, indicator that he had not shaved for a good while.
So perhaps he had been living out in the wild?
Then why show himself to them just now?
She took a closer look at his body; shuddering at the welts left by the wires-it would be a while before she could get such disturbing memories out of her mind.
"Oi! Sasuke-teme is getting away, let's go after him!" Naruto's struggle just made the entire sight even more frightening, Omoi teleported out of there to go empty the contents of his belly.
Interestingly enough Kurei stayed.
Sasuke? Uchiha Sasuke? Samui pondered.
Had he been spying on them?
The more she thought about it the more it kind of made sense, he could be a spy.
But honestly why reveal himself like that, even so there was no way the imbecile could be a Cloud Ninja, Raikage's village didn't create idiots of this caliber.
Then she got an image of her current Kage…
Never mind.
Perhaps she should at least listen to what he had to say, he seemed to have a disturbing obsession with their current target after all. "You have a minute to explain yourself; I am going to ask you questions, you're going to answer-,"
"Fuck you!" Naruto roared, struggling harder against the wires.
Rubbing her temples she predicted this was about to be one of those days. "Lousy shoulders…"