Yo, I know it's been a long wait for this chapter, but I had exams and such for a while and now I am back and ready to continue writing, also make sure to visit my profile for my latest fic 'True Shinobi Arts,' my bloody FemHaku fic, hope you have a strong stomach. Anyways enjoy!

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After aimlessly walking through the forest, Naruto was just about ready to fall down and hurl. Nothing seemed to have changed since his run in with the Cloud trio, his clones had checked if there was any food in the pouches but nothing seemed to show up.

So all he had to show for his efforts was someone's dirty pants, which in all honestly he was certain contained some vile sexually transmitted disease, a pair of swords that weighed about as much as Sakura (a lot) and a weapon's pouch that had a couple of kunai and…a tampon.

Not knowing what a tampon is used for , Naruto just kept it, he was thinking of the various uses that white squishy tube could do to an enemy if he were to set it on fire, indeed Naruto thought himself a clever individual. If only he hadn't skipped so many sex-ed classes as a child…

Lady luck must have had a grudge against the child.

Then again Naruto had never been a lucky individual and once again the clouds from the sky gathered and were turning black.

"Fucking clouds! Does this bastard of a place always rain!"

And so Naruto was running across the cold and rainy forests of Cloud country, hoping to get away from his pursuers lest they call for reinforcements. A growl in his stomach told Naruto that he needed to eat something, but stopping was really not an option at this point.

He looked around for some nutrition as he continued to run. It was then that he saw that bird that stole his boxers. He followed the lousy pigeon and saw that it had indeed made a home with it. It had shaped his half-pants into something that resembled a grotesque black nest. The bird even poked a large hole in the boxers where Naruto's crouch was supposed to be.

Naruto for a second thought about the look on Sakura's face, if he came into Konoha wearing that. That would be a short reunion.

Getting closer to the nest Naruto scowled as he saw that there was a bunch of chicks singing for food. Looks like he wasn't going to get his pants back today, lest he take away this family's home.

He also had to leave because the evil bird was poking the back of his head to get him out of the area.

"Grr! Lousy Pigeon, first you take my pants and now you don't even leave enough for me to wear it. If you didn't have such cute kids I swear I would kill ya!"

Alas Naruto had too big of a heart to follow through that threat despite his circumstances. In addition, it was at that moment that he saw some nice bright orange berries near the nest.

"Yes, Food! Score!"

The bird just looked at Naruto like he was some kind of fool, but it had better things to do then ward off some human from a patch of "Cloud Killer Poison Berries."

Poor Jiraiya would be crying in his grave if he ever found out how little his pupil paid attention to his lesson when he distinctly pointed out which foods could "keep the fox boy alive" and which berries would guarantee a trip to the morgue.

Naruto also did not pay that much attention to the large number of dead animals near the berries, if he had he probably would have noticed that one of the animals was vomiting out blood and pissing on itself as it violently died.

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And so Naruto continued to rush away from his enemies with the two swords on his back, kunai in weapons pouch, and a ready- to- use tampon to detonate when the time came. The problem was he was sure if any enemies came to him at this point they would probably kill him, and kill him easily.

So far he hadn't stopped puking blood, and he was pretty sure that was a bad sign because dead people are usually the most likely suspects to cough blood and he sure as hell didn't want to be a corpse right now. After all, if he was a corpse, who would bring Sasuke back so that him and Sakura could live happily ever after?

Never mind the fact that Sakura would probably kill Naruto to claw her way to the Uchiha when the time was right.

Plus he had that promise to keep with Neji about freeing him from some bird cage? Wait that didn't sound right? He couldn't recall what it was that he was supposed to do with the Hyuga in the future, due to his intense dizziness, and the fear of being strangled by the evil cloud bitch.

Five times he had thrown a stray kunai into the bushes thinking that the Cloud nin were near and about four times it turned out to be a bunny. However, unlike Haku's white rabbit back in good old Wave country, these rabbits of Cloud didn't have such good reflexes.

On the plus side, he grabbed the corpses and Fire Jutsu'ed them enough to make them edible while he ran. It was too bad the Cloud Nin, Samui, managed to seal up a good chunk of the kyuubi's chakra from what he normally has in his system. It would be a while before he would be able to unseal enough Chakra to give him rapid healing. After all that training with Jiraiya to resist the effects of the Gogyo Fuuin, in the end he was only capable of not passing out when he got sealed and he was able to partially resist the seal, he could still access some of the kyuubi's chakra however because of the seal his rapid healing ability wasn't working as it usually did.

It was about a half hour later into his run that he saw a small village. He continued his fast pace even faster than before. Naruto figured that he might be able to get some info from the village that might save his life, maybe send a message to Tsunade?

"Help! Help! I just caused a diplomatic incident in Cloud! Please Save me! Hurry they are gaining!" –Naruto didn't think that message would be well received, thus when he went to the village district he didn't visit the Mail-nin services.

He suddenly felt very empty. Empty in ways he did not think was possible. Like someone pressed the flush button on a toilet. Like someone just drank all the juice from a tin can. Just empty.

However, he should have realized what was occurring earlier. When he first came into the town square he should have realized what the problem was:

He was covered in dirt.

No real sleep.

No food.

Battles involving Seals.

Eating Poison.

Perhaps it really should not have come to a surprise when he just toppled onto the dirt-encrusted roads and watched as footsteps go past him. Some sadistic bitch even walked on his back, and her friends followed.

Naruto just squealed as the heels broke through parts of his skin, to some of the women there, who were into some of the darker aspects of the sexual arts, it was rather exciting.

"Hey can someone give me a hand," he croaked. Hoping someone or something would help him.

It did not appear as if he was a part of their to do list.

Many of the village people who first saw him enter the village from the forest shortly freaked out when they saw a shirtless teen with only a pair of black pants, that looked too long for his body, coming out of the forest like some raving lunatic.

Yet they were used to another crazed Lunatic screaming "Eight-O" at the top of his lungs destroying large chunks of land, near their home, so they didn't pay much attention to the homeless-looking boy.

Indeed, it was just another day in cloud.

But when a homeless boy starts vomiting a mountain of blood, shits a large lump of dung on himself, and falls headfirst onto the middle of the village, while foam poured out of his mouth like he caught rabies.

That was when it became a public issue.

Afterall this particular village had a reputation for cleanliness and good hygiene to maintain. Therefore, a couple villagers decided to carry him to the local clinic where he could be looked after without others in the street staring.

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