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Naruto: (nods his head with a gulp and wide eyes while whispering) bug in my toilet?

Rose: Well, can you think of one that would have been more invasive?

Naruto: (frowns) What does that word mean?

Kakashi: Never mind Koibito. She only put it there because it was disgusting.

Rose:(pouting) Well, I couldn't think of anything I'd find more disgusting or invasive.

Chapter Sixteen: Fed-up

It was an extremely ticked off Naruto who found the note half an hour later. He grabbed it and took off for Iruka's place, needing the teacher to take him to Kakashi before he did something they would all regret. Iruka nodded and within a reasonable amount of time he led the way to Kakashi's apartment. Kakashi, who was very good at sensing Naruto's emotions through their bond, had been waiting for them. He played to the audience he knew they had saying, "Hope you brought your money this time. I plan to win tonight."

"Hah," said Iruka, picking up the cue. "As if. Nobody wins when Naruto plays. Except Naruto that is." They went inside and shut the door. A few minutes later the privacy jutsu was in effect and they were sitting with a pile of chips and cards in their hands as if they really were playing poker.

"What happened, Koi?" asked Kakashi as soon as they had everything set up.

"Shika, and the rest, decided they are tired of all the watchers on me so they went through my place this afternoon and found all the spy devices they could. He says they found about a hundred of them and some of them were extremely invasive."

"A hundred?" sputtered Iruka. "You're place isn't that big. It's a wonder they didn't go crunch as you walked across a room."

"Well, I knew there were a lot of them but I got so use to hearing and smelling them that I just ignore them any more. But it's where Shika says some of them were found that has me really steamed."

"Well, you knew they watch you taking a shower. How much worse could it get?" asked Kakashi, almost afraid to ask. If Naruto had been resigned to that one, which he would have killed someone over already, then it had to be bad to have him so thoroughly pissed off and Kakashi had a feeling he wasn't going to like the answer one little bit. In fact he could already feel himself growing angry as he waited for Naruto to answer him.

"Oh that one was just perverted," said Naruto. "It was angled in such a way as to only see my head and chest. But the one Shika says he found in the toilet bowl goes a little farther than just slightly perverted, wouldn't you think? And the three infrared ones angled to watch my face and crotch as I am sleeping definitely suggest someone sitting in a darkened room jacking off to their own little fantasy. I wonder if I'll get a check from some porno publisher anytime soon."

Growling Iruka said, If you do you had better show it to me before you do anything with it. I think I'll have some butts to introduce to what everyone calls Mother Hen Iruka."

"Uh. . .Nii-san? You do realize that's kind of. . . well more like an. . . Well that's more of a reason not to show it to you than it is."

"I don't care," the gentle chunnin growled. "You will show me the checks if you should get any. Is that clear, Imouto?"

Naruto nodded and gulped. "But no putting anyone in the hospital this time. You promised last time you went Mother Hen on someone." Naruto shook his finger at the brown haired man who flushed and quietly said, "It's not the same thing this time."

Kakashi was struggling to breathe by this time. His hands were flexing as he tried his hardest to reign in his answering anger to the invasion Naruto had suffered. When he finally found enough control to speak Kakashi said, "Iruka do me a favor please," his voice nothing more than a quiet lazy purr.

The teacher looked at him wonderingly. He continued. "Go get Gai. Tell him Kakashi needs a fourth for his poker game. He should be at this location." He scribbled a name of a local restaurant on a slip of paper. "Tell him don't be late or the power of youth will desert him forever. Say those words exactly. He'll know exactly what it means."

Iruka nodded and took the slip of paper in his hand to read the name and address where he could find Gai. He dropped it on the table and said, "We'll be back in a few minutes." Kakashi told Naruto, "This ends now. We're going to call her bluff and you will live with me in my clan house as my mate. No one does that to my mate and gets away with it." He dropped the jutsu on the apartment and started pulling out scrolls some of which he tossed to Naruto. Whispering he said, "Start packing up in here. I'll go pack my bathroom."

Naruto nodded and did as he was told, leaving the card game as it was. He wasn't quite sure why Kakashi and Iruka were so upset but he did know Kakashi was going to make sure it never happened again and for that Naruto could never be thankful enough. In truth, he was tired of being spied on all the time. He knew all about how it was supposed to be for his own safety but only the devices that showed major portions of his rooms could be said to be looking out for his safety and he knew it even if his watchers thought he was too stupid to know they didn't need to watch him shower to keep him safe.

No more than five minutes later there was a coded knock on the door and Kakashi let in Gai and Iruka. Again he went through the poker night routine and both men played along splendidly. Once the jutsu was active again, which Gai had done since his back was to the street while Kakashi was facing it and the door was shut, Kakashi told them both his answer to the spying Naruto had been subjected to. "We are moving and I need both of you to spend tonight packing his place up. I don't want to do it until I have this place cleaned and packed up. That way, we can all leave here together. Iruka, since you are shorter, I want you to henge into Naruto who will henge into Gai. Gai, you will need to henge into Iruka, though. That way the watcher on us tonight will think you are simply taking Naruto home and plan to spend the night on his couch again. Make sure to talk about hearing rumors of an attack against him to give a reason as to why you are protecting him. Naruto, henged as Gai, will head off with me and you two will use packing scrolls to pack up his apartment. By sunrise, I want him out of that dump."He started to walk away but stopped to add over his shoulder, "Oh and we have one more person we know is completely trustworthy to add to our list of allies. Shikamaru knows where we meet and that we are together. He will not tell anyone though so you'll have to figure out your own ways to let him know he can tell you anything he discovers going on behind our backs."

Gai and Iruka both nodded and as Gai took over packing the living space up, Iruka went into the kitchen. Kakashi took Naruto into his bedroom and together they packed up all his things.

Two hours later, everything was packed including the furniture. They left together, talking loudly about the poker game and how Naruto had uncommonly good luck as he had cleaned them all out. Gai as Iruka joked and loudly said, "We should just use ramen for our bets when we play against you, Naruto. You win all the freaking time. At least that way we'd save you a trip to the market to buy your supply." Gai and Iruka, under henges, went to Naruto's with enough scrolls and a list of the hidden storage spots, where the items he really treasured were hidden, and the jutsu's used to protect those spots as well as how to get around them. Kakashi, with the real Naruto, led the way through the quiet streets to the old Hatake house grounds. Quietly, he opened the gate and frowned at the watcher who had trailed the pair to the estate. Once he was sure the watcher had gotten the message to bug off he led Naruto inside and set to making the place habitable for them.

Once he had the lights and the furnace running, he came back upstairs from the basement. "I stay here for a week or so every couple of months just to make sure the old house stays in good condition and make sure the generator will start on a dime. So no one will find it odd that the lights are on tonight."

"Why are we doing this now, Kashi-kun? Isn't this just giving Baa-chan what she wants?"

"Because she went too far. I told you, you're mine and what she was doing, we don't even do to our worst enemies. That was beyond simply wanting to know what you were doing or who you were with. I know for a fact the Sandaime never would have approved that many devices in your home. Nor would he have approved of any that would show you in a state of he did approve some of those devices so we could know when you were in trouble without having to stand in the shadows of your apartment all the time. Even if we were there when you were showering or changing we were under strict orders to turn our backs to give you the same privacy we would expect. And we all did. I was angry when you told me about the two devices in your bathroom but according to Shika's note he found four in there. That's four too many and that doesn't count those others that were in your bedroom that had nothing to do with intruders and everything to do with being perverted."

"You were in my apartment when I was little?"

"When we heard rumors of an impending attack, sometimes yes. Usually the attack never happened when we thought it would but we did try."

Naruto got tears in his eyes. He still missed the old Hokage but he had often wondered whether or not the Old Man had ever really cared about him since he had gotten hurt so many times. Just hearing that from Kakashi told him he did. NAruto smiled a truly beautiful smile that only he could ever give at the acknowledgement that the Old Man he had loved so dearly really had cared for him as well. Kakashi took him by the hand and led him to the room he used when he stayed here explaining, "I always sleep in my old room when I stay here so for tonight, at least that's where we'll sleep. It's the only bed that is made up already. Tomorrow I'll show you over the house and we can move into the master bedroom. For tonight, I want to hold you and make love to you until you forget about those damn cameras. Until I forget about them as well."

Naruto agreed and they retired to the room Kakashi had used when he still lived here with his father. As soon as the door closed behind them Kakashi took Naruto in his arms and fastened his lips over the teens. Naruto opened easily to the gentle pressure and moaned to the stroking of Kakashi's tongue. Kakashi removed Naruto's orange and black jacket exposing the form fitted tee shirt and ran his hands over the cloth covered hard abs before removing his jounin vest and breaking the kiss to remove both their shirts. Then he wrapped his young lover in his arms again and tumbled them both onto the bed. He kissed his way over Naruto's jawline as Naruto fluttered his eyelids and gave in to the sensations Kakashi was awakening between them. Naruto ground his hips into Kakashi's as the jounin chuckled throatily. "Now so fast, Koibito. We have all night." Kakashi took his time, licking and nipping at the sensitive whisker marks and earning mewling cries of pleasure from Naruto. Under Kakashi's fingertips Naruto's nipples grew hard as the skin pulled tighter in response to Kakashi's teasing. As Naruto growled over the torment of Kakashi's fingers and mouth the silver haired man smirked and thought, Mission accomplished.

At Naruto's apartment, Gai erected a privacy shield of a level Iruka could be expected to know and they split the apartment up and began to pack up everything they found. In the process, they found a cache of new spy devices and Gai or Iruka would crush each one under their feet as it was pulled free. The first one Iruka had found, he snarled into it, "No more. You went too far," before ripping it out of hiding and smashing it to tiny bits. Gai came to inquire and he snarled, "Either the kids missed some or they have already been here and planted new ones." Gai nodded with a very grim look and went back to work determined not to miss anything.

The two continued to find new devices through out the night. It was clear that someone had been monitoring at least some of the cameras the kids had found since the apartment was too small for all the ones Gai and Iruka found to have been merely overlooked. But there were more than a few that both the older men felt sure the teens had overlooked since they were in the baseboards and shadowed recesses as well as door hinges and window locking mechanisms. Some of the devices the duo merely covered while others they dug out and snarled into before they smashed them. Both men could understand the need to have a camera showing every angle of the rooms where Naruto lived to prevent something bad from happening to the boy but the sheer number of devices was just overwhelming. It was no wonder none of Naruto's out of the village enemies had ever tried to come for the boy inside his apartment. They wouldn't have made it one step before everyone in Konoha knew who they were.