Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or Kakashi. Hubby won't let me until I start doing the housework again. Something about too much dirty laundry piling up and not being able to find a clean glass when he wants tea or a coffee cup in the morning. Don't know what his problem is. I've been using the same coffee cup for a week straight now.

Naruto: Uh, Rose? Maybe it's cause we wouldn't be safe here until you clean . . .somewhere?

Kakashi: (looks around blinking) Naruto. I told you not to use your wind jutsu indoors.

Naruto: Huh? I didn't do this. Why do I always get blamed for messes?

Kakashi: Well, when it looks like a tornado swept in, (looks around again) and got defeated, I have to assume it was a jutsu. We are ninja.

Rose: (blushes and scratches the back of her neck) Uh. Gomen, Kakashi, but three boys can do that to a room without jutsu.

Kakashi: (just looks around blinking) (whispers) Damn Koi. Now I know I'm glad to be gay in this story if this is what kids without chakra can do. Imagine what our kids could do.

Naruto:( Goes wide-eyed and runs screaming from the house.)

Rose: (looks after Naruto wondering what got into him) Anyway folks, reviews are greatly appreciated. Please try to tell me more than update soon. Pretty please. (makes Puppy Eyes)

Chapter Seventeen: The Move

They had everything packed up and left with the rising sun. Two blocks from Naruto's apartment, Gai signaled the all clear and they dropped the henges they had used all night to become themselves once again. Together they took off for the Hatake house and rang the bell on the gate. Kakashi was up, and went out to meet them, because he knew they would have to arrive early. He had woken Naruto up and they had fixed some beds for the two to use to rest before they needed to be seen in the village. Naruto had made breakfast and was looking a lot more relaxed and composed as the jounin and chunnin were escorted into the kitchen with his things in scrolls.

"We packed everything, Naruto-kun," said Gai, too tired to do his shouting about youthfulness.

"We also found more spy devices and took all perverted ones out. We left the safety related ones but none of the other type escaped our sweep. And before we left we created a genjutsu which will make it look like all your things are still there. One of us will resupply it every few hours to give you a few days alone before Hokage-sama starts having a snit fit. But you'll need to make a clone to be seen entering and leaving the place a few times." He rubbed his tired eyes and muttered, "Thank Kami today is Sunday and I don't have to go teach." He tiredly ate some of the food Naruto had prepared for them.

Kakashi said, "We made up some rooms for you so you can get some sleep before you go. I don't want anyone wondering about what you did after the poker game because you're sleep deprived." As Gai opened his mouth to protest, he cut him off. "I know you're exhausted when the word youthful doesn't find it's way at least once in a sentence you say, Gai, so don't even start it. Lee would notice it quick enough to wonder and ask questions I really don't want you to answer. So you will spend at least four hours sleeping. Then I need one of you to tell Shikamaru to come here to meet with us. We need to know what the rookies did after they found all those nasty things. Also, I want the two of you to come with him. I think it's time the mice starting trapping the damn cat."

Both men smirked and Gai said, "You know I think it'd be a good idea to bring Kurenai, Anko and Asuma in on this also. Anko will not like what we have discovered in this last day or so any more than any of us did. And the anger of the kids will be enough to prod both Kurenai and Asuma to want to put a stop to it as well. After all, it may have been Naruto this time but it could be one of our beautiful children next time."

"Actually," said Naruto. "Just tell all the rookies, except Sakura, there will be a meeting here tonight since our picnic the other day got ruined and tell Shika that I am giving Ino a chance not to be an air-headed bimbo. He'll know what that means."

Kakashi raised his visible brow saying, "And what does it mean?"

"Ino isn't really so bad but when she gets fixated on someone, in this case you, anyone she thinks has their eye she thinks of as being sub-human. A long time back I started calling it her air-head routine because she loses her ability to think rationally and if she hurts someone because of it I add the word bimbo. Basically, he'll know he is to remind her she's on thin ice until she proves she has dropped her fixation and accepted that you are not for her. For some reason, as much as she seems to put me down and ridicule me, my opinion of her has always mattered to her. Not sure why, but just knowing she's on thin ice with me usually gets her to straighten up."

"Ok. Not so sure I like the idea of having her here in our home but if she does show up I will make it very clear I am taken. Very clear," Kakashi said warningly.

"I figured you would," Naruto smirked. "If you didn't, I would have though she will have a problem with us doing anything heavier than merely sitting together or touching occasionally. She was not faking about that. She truly doesn't understand how two people can be happy with someone the same sex as themselves. She definitely thinks guys belong with girls and vice versa."

"Too bad," Kakashi growled. "You're what I want in my life. Not her. Or any other girl for that matter." His visible eye was smokey with desire and somehow Naruto didn't think they'd get much done today.

Iruka and Gai were both nodding off at the table since both had been busy the day before and then they had stayed up all night just to be sure their henges didn't fall if they slept. "I'll put them to bed and come back for you in a few," Kakashi promised, quietly.

Naruto stood and began to clear away the dishes. The food had come from Kakashi's apartment as had the dish soap and cleaning cloths. He soon had the kitchen cleaned up and was opening the scrolls to find the one that held the contents of his own kitchen. He knew Gai would have taken everything that wasn't a disgusting color it should never be or containing lumps where lumps shouldn't have existed. Then he made a clone and silently gave it the instructions for the day. It was to send him a warning pulse when it was running low on chakra and allow itself to be seen leaving a public area or the apartment so it could be replaced by a second clone without anyone noticing. He also told it to look and mark down the locations of any new spy devices as well as what type they were. Then, he packed away the decent food from his place. Kakashi came back in and helped him put things away. Only when all the food was put away did he stop him and lead him out of the room.

"I don't know about you but I have other things I am a lot more interested in right now than unpacking things," He muttered working on the side of Naruto's neck and pressing his groin into the teens. Naruto flushed but didn't deny he also had sex on the brain as they left the kitchen together. Slowly they reacquainted themselves with each other letting the time flow by as it would. Only the jutsu Kakashi put up allowed Iruka and Gai to sleep peacefully as they got loud in their mutual pleasure. Once more Naruto made Kakashi lose his control as he loved to do.

Four hours later, they were working in the living room, unpacking both their scrolls when Iruka and Gai came in looking more refreshed and ready for their day. Kakashi was going to see them off while Naruto stayed hidden in the house after he had told them to be sure they stopped by his apartment to be seen talking to his clone also. He explained it would look odd if they talked to all the other rookies but didn't talk to him.

"But then shouldn't we talk to Sakura also?" asked Iruka.

"Talk to her, yes but not about the meet. I definitely don't want her input," said Naruto.

"Nor do we want her knowing Naruto lives here now. Anything she knows, Tsunade will know within minutes," said Kakashi.

"Well, what do I say to her then?"

Naruto scratched his chin as he thought about it. "How about you tell her Naruto wants to meet for ramen to talk about the crap Ino was spewing yesterday and his reaction to what he heard Ino say. Tell her he wants advice on how to apologize to Ino for insinuating she is a bar hopping slut who trolls for bed partners," snickered Kakashi.

"Oh yeah," agreed Naruto, wearing a grin to equal Kakashi's. "She'll definitely believe that since she still thinks I'm totally and perpetually stupid in the extreme."

"Do you even know what that word you just used means?" asked Iruka blinking at him in shock.

"Well, yes actually, I do. I'm not nearly as stupid as I make out. You can't plan out a good prank on my level if you're as stupid as I led everyone to believe I am. Kind of funny that. Everyone accepts that I am the Prankster King and that the pranks I pull are all my own devious nature yet no one finds it odd that I am supposedly stupid." He shrugged as the older three men all flushed. In truth none of them had given the issue any thought but all should have since the two really were contradictory. "But as for Sakura, no matter how many big words I use or smart things she hears me say she will never believe I'm actually smarter than she is."

"You've been telling us all for years how smart you are and none of us caught on." Kakashi shook his head amazed that he had missed it. But as for Sakura and her blindness, that's only because when Team Seven was formed the only saving grace she had was her brains. And, since she hasn't changed all that much since those days, she'll remember the insinuation part word for word so she can use it against Ino the next time they get into one of their silly little spats."

Naruto added, "I'll have a fresh clone meet her, packed with enough chakra to survive anything she throws at it."

Iruka was trying his hardest not to laugh as he asked, "Did you really do that Naruto? I thought I taught you better manners than that."

"She was insulting both me and Kashi-kun. Insulting me is one thing but no one gets to insult him like that."

Kakashi smirked and giggled as he recalled just how thoroughly Naruto had put the ice-blonde in her place. "He definitely did imply it but it's also nothing more than the truth. Of all the rookies, Ino has the loosest grip on morals. And she definitely deserved every word he threw at her but it was better than the alternative."

"Alternative?" asked Iruka with a raised brow.

Kakashi sighed. "Remember when you told us about Tsunade thinking and wondering if we might be bonded mates now since her innkeeper friend drugged our food?" Iruka nodded and Kakashi continued, "Well, I did that research, I told you I would. Or rather Naruto did. He point blank asked Kyuubi. She did bond us. She told him she was tired of us just sniffing around and never getting anywhere so she bound our souls together with her own chakra as the tie-in link. Basically, it's a three way bond, allowing her to enjoy some of the things we feel when we are together, but she still can't get out of the seal. Not that she wants to, either. Which is good considering we will both die if she does."

Both Gai and Iruka looked surprised and scared at that information. "Because the Kyuubi chakra is the link holding the bond in place if she is pulled out of the seal she will pull both our souls with her," Kakashi explained. "But that information goes no further. The village would freak if they knew she had the ability to do something like that and, if Hokage-sama has the blackmail she needs to force us into doing as she wishes, we definitely don't want the villagers knowing this. Just think what they would believe she would do to our child when you're tempted to say anything. And if Tsunade found out, there is no telling how far she would go or really what she would do about it. The same is true of the council and Jiraiya, though I really suspect all Jiraiya is interested in is new material for his books."

"Ok I won't tell anyone but what does being bonded have to do with him being rude to Ino yesterday?" asked Iruka.

Gai answered him. "When a couple are bonded on the level of their souls, to insult one is to insult both. Ino not only verbally insulted Naruto's humanity but she also derided Kakashi's intelligence and ability to handle his own love life. She implied there was something wrong with him not taking steps to correct Naruto's feelings for him and allowing himself to be ridiculed as he is being by the country. In doing so, she insulted both of them twice over. It was either thrash her physically, and possibly kill her if he lost control of the rage, or chew her out in such a way neither she nor anyone listening could harbor any doubts that she had crossed a line that should never be crossed. Naruto took the respectable path. He chewed her out but she will not get another chance and that's what the message to Shikamaru really is. Naruto is warning Shikamaru not to let Ino come tonight if she can not hold her tongue. Am I correct, Young Ray of Sunny Youthfulness?"

Naruto laughed and nodded his head. Kakashi was sputtering trying to hold in his own laughter. Gai could always come up with the most fitting, but off the wall, nicknames for people that he always had the one eyed jounin laughing. "Don't worry, Iruka. Kyuubi isn't hurting either of us and she lost the anger that drove her to attack our village a long time ago. Now she seeks only to protect Naruto. She is well aware that if she ever tries to leave him, she will kill him because even if he survives her leaving, he wouldn't survive the next beating from the villagers. And you know they are still doing that regardless of how everyone seems to think they aren't. Nor will she have any influence over our children. She can only link with us when we are being intimate and Naruto made her promised to leave the child or children alone should we be forced to do as Tsunade wishes."

"I made her swear on her honor as a demon to leave the child alone. She has to ask me before she does anything regarding that aspect of Baa-chan's plan. I don't like that she took it on herself to bond Kakashi to me as she did but she says she knew he loved me and that I loved him the same way. He swears it's true also so I can live with that. I don't like it but I can live with it."

"The only reason, Love, that you have a problem with it is because I will die when you do. You don't like that aspect of the bond."

"Well, your destiny should be your own." Gai and Iruka left and went to do as they had been requested while the two were talking about their bond. Seeing that they were alone, Naruto said, "How about we try out that technique and see just what everyone thinks is so great about it?" The twinkle in his eye, as he looked at Kakashi, was more than a little perverted and Kakashi quickly rose to the challenge since he had sex on the brain again and had been trying to figure out how to convince Naruto to leave the rest of the unpacking until later.

"Change," he ordered. "Now."

"Eager aren't you," chortled Naruto in his sexy henge without the clouds and the long blond pigtails left loose to flow down her back as she led the way down the hall to the master bedroom.

Kakashi laughingly chased Naruto into their bedroom. He caught him, or her, at the edge of their bed and tumbled them both onto it. "Ummm," he said huskily. "Still smells like my Naruto." He captured the pouty mouth in a long drawn out kiss and let his hands wander freely over the new contours of his lover's body. Naruto's breast were just the right size and fullness to fill his hands neatly and he reveled in the sensations this new body was giving him. He broke the kiss and trailed his lips over to her ear wanting to see if she had the same triggers as he did. "Still tastes like my Naruto too." To his delight she did. Naruto shivered in pleasure, his nipples hardening under the influence of the sensation and Kakashi's taunting thumbs, as Kakashi tickled the inside of her ear with his tongue swirling the tip into the canal before gently pulling the lobe into his mouth and suckling it.

Already knowing Kakashi's own triggers, Naruto sent his hands roaming and let them build up the pleasure for his mate. After a few minutes of suckling the ear Kakashi let his mouth wander down the long column of Naruto's neck leaving a thin moist trail of saliva behind to mark his progress. His hands were busy teasing the nipples of Naruto's new chest while his throbbing member ground lightly against her pelvic bones.

"Gods, Naruto," he said. "You're so very perfect for me." He suckled first the left breast and then the right delighting in the texture of soft nipples grown hard on his tongue. He did this switching back and forth for a few minutes, seeing his lover raise her chest for better access, silently demanding more before he trailed his tongue down her rib cage and suckled at her heart just to see what would happen. Naruto arched completely off the bed, her head and hips the only parts still making contact as she moaned in total enjoyment. Kakashi worked his way lower gathering chakra onto his tongue as he went. He licked the design of her seal and swirled his tongue into her belly button enjoying the sounds of her keening cries as she tried to push his head deeper into her body. With the chakra still on his tongue, he buried his face between her thighs and sent a light flicker out finding her moist and pulsing with desire.

Naruto bucked and cried out in a surprised partial release. But his senses were still spiraling up and he held Kakashi's head firmly in place rocking his new hips against the flickering tongue silently demanding more.

Kakashi licked up the juices, not surprised to find she still tasted the same but definitely pleased with the discovery. He buried his tongue into the moist dripping hole he found there and swirled it just as he would have done with Naruto's erection. Using suction and chakra he pulled every drop he could from her driving her into a frenzy as he did so. He had to remove his hands from her breasts as she was bucking her hips too wildly. He grabbed them and held her still as he drove her to distraction with the new sensations coursing through her body.

For Naruto, there were definitely differences between the two forms but both were equally pleasurable as he knew it was his Kashi driving the waves of pleasure he felt. When the last pulsing wave had been sucked into Kakashi's mouth he found the small bud that would drive her onward for a second explosion of desire. He nuzzled the sensitive spot and listened as Naruto grew hoarse with her cries of pleasure and need. Finally he positioned himself at the new opening, diving into the tender entrance at the same time he reclaimed her mouth smothering her cry of shocked pain as he thrust himself inside. He concentrated on kissing her until she forgot the pain and then began to thrust his hips against her mimicking the movement with his tongue. Naruto moved under him, rocking with his thrust and pulling him deeper with each push he made. He felt himself slamming into the ovaries at the end of her womb and reveled in the feeling with every strangled cry she gave. He left her mouth to travel down her arched neck and buried his mouth at the jumping pulse sucking on it and nipping it with his teeth. Naruto felt the nick of her skin but it was so faint compared the desire coiling through her body she barely noticed as Kakashi suckled her blood pulling it from the small wound and drinking it as it flowed. His hands were at her breasts, lovingly fondling them and sending more sensations coursing through her. All she could do was raked her nails over his back from his shoulders to his hips in a silent demand to be sated. "Kasshhhhhhi," She cried. "Now. I want you now. Please. Oh God, Kashiiiii." Over and over she called to him as she rocked her hips and slammed down on his throbbing member, her walls squeezing him as she demanded satisfaction. He finally couldn't hold back and exploded into that warm canal just as she released herself. Their fluids mixed and mingled as they both screamed out their pleasure. Both arched their backs while pulling the other closer deepening the contact between them until the last wave receded and they collapsed, spent and drained of all their energy. He was still buried deep inside Naruto's female form as he collapsed onto her chest, panting from exertion and unable to talk. Finally he pulled out and rolled to the side pulling Naruto onto his chest as he did. She let the transformation go as he did so and once more Kakashi was holding his teenage lover in his arms.

Naruto kissed Kakashi softly letting his feelings show in the gentleness of the kiss. He stroked the heated flesh where he could reach and gently took his lover into a short nap. He watched as Kakashi slept wondering if the sex had been as good for him that time as it had been for him. One thing was sure. Girls were different from boys but either one was a good choice with Kakashi. The man knew how to bring the experience to it's fullest climax.

Author Note: Ok Folks I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I thought about making the female Naruto an uncomfortable pairing for them but then reasoned that so long as the female form smelled like the male form and tasted the same Kakashi really wouldn't have much of an issue with it since his brain does know it is still Naruto and whatever pleases Kakashi pleases Naruto. I know there are guys out there that only like other guys and that's fine. They more than likely would not be attracted to Naruto anyway who is more of a chameleon than anything. But your reviews telling me what you think are always welcome. As always point out my mistakes but be gentle. And don't forget to tell me what you like, find funny, found boring, or just plain out thought was unecessary.