A/N: TOTAL CRACK!
Number of words: 991 words
Summary: Isn't it dumb for a 16 year old girl to write a diary? But, I've heard from a little someone about your problems is the sanest way to relieve tension. Quite unluckily, a sad and lonely sheet of paper was the closest thing that resembled a relatively sane and reliable person.
Chapter 6:
"The 'Oh, I've seen a Hyuuga Adonis' dilemma"
Dear diary:
Isn't it dumb for a 16 year old girl to write a diary? I mean honestly, what's with pouring your deepest secrets on paper in a nation (with ninjas) were people kill each other for a piece of paper (that contains 'apparently' other people's secrets)?
For all I know, this could 'mistakenly' land in the wrong hands and sign my early dismissal (off the face of Earth that is).I know you're stupid and don't even have ears (or a heart), and you'll probably betray my trust and wander around from my sight into the Machiavellian hands of a certain someone (most likely Rock Lee) bbbbbut, (yes I'm trying to be dramatic here) I heard from a little someone (that goes for the namesake of Hyuuga Hinata) that talking to someone about your problems is the sanest way to relieve tension. Quite unluckily, a sad and lonely sheet of paper (I'm sorry!) was the closest thing that resembled a relatively sane and reliable person (confidant).
Under normal circumstances I would've told Neji BUT how can I tell Neji when (if I'm honest with myself) more than half of the source of my emotional stress and confusion is him! Of course we have both Gai senesei, who, even when I respect him (sort of), is nuts and would lecture me on the importance of youthfulness AND Lee, who's a little bit saner, BUT isn't necessarily the most 'QUIET' person when it comes to secrets. (I still remember that one time when he snitched on me and told Neji I had eaten his cherry when he wasn't looking.)
Now, if I think of this clearly, there's obviously more people outside my cell team that I consider my friends (that would be much better than a brainless sheet of paper), sort of. However, it would be fair to say that I'm not the most trusting of people. (Especially when those so called friends happen to have worst love matters to attend to.)
Back on topic, it isn't a national secret that I've been distracted (a lot) recently. Last time I checked, I happened to have 100 percent accuracy under controlled conditions ….except for last week (and going). I've been trying really hard to keep it a secret (I'm a very proud person after all) but I do think, Neji knows. (Not in the 'I sort of think he might know' kind of way but in the 'I'm oh so very certain he fucking knows' kind of way.)
Looking back, I 'think' I kind of know when it all started (I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURN YOU DOWN WHEN I FINISH THIS). I remember waking that day and reading my daily horoscope early in the morning. I recall it pretty well because it said Monday was going be hard on me if I did not accept the true feelings of my heart (and yearnings). Normally, I would've been pretty cautious (Pisces was over Scorpio after all) but I dismissed it because (even when I knew exactly what it meant) I just plainly didn't want to accept it.
Then… 'it' happened. Even when I REALLY want to blame the heat and the fact that he was soaking wet, the heat, and the hormones (typical of a 16 year old pristine girl)…and the heat ….I'm sure I had it coming all along.
We were meeting for training (as usual), I wore my hair in twin buns (as usual), and I was training with Neji (as usual). However, quite unusually we were meeting by a river (or were it a lake?), it is summer, and the water was 'supposedly' going to 'help' us practice our balance of chakra.
THAT OF COURSE WAS OBLITERATELY WRONG.
(Why did Neji wanted to perfect his already perfect chakra balance is still a mystery to me.)
I just happened to be a couple of minutes early (yeah, I know…so unlike me) and what do I see…there along with the rising sun was a Hyuuga Adonis, what am I saying…. HYUUGA NEJI was fucking naked! I saw his butt (his pearly and perfectly oval butt!), I had seen him shirtless before but…I've probably seen more than I ever imagined seeing (and don't plan to remember, or I do?) Thank god, I was clever enough to hide my chakra all the way to the clearing, so he didn't notice me hiding behind a big tree while he dressed but I can't believe I did that….I stared…I really don't know what got to me (honest!) but I stared for as long as I could and then ran back home.
And it gets worst; I just can't get off the image of his naked butt smiling at me (or was it the other way around?) I knew it was coming, I tried to resist (for three long years!) but…there was no other way but to accept that I'm maddening in love with Hyuuga Neji. (I'm so burning this…)
I believe he has caught me staring at his butt twice this last three days (I just know it.) but I just can't get it off my mind. (Especially since my mind happened to suddenly develop a mind of its own which enjoys implanting other Neji related fantasies, which I won't lie and say I don't appreciate.)
Even worst, my performance has dropped and since I blamed my absence to training on the flu (that mysteriously disappeared the next day), I'm certain he suspects.
So to put it bluntly, I'm in deep shit (I didn't mean to swear, this or the other times.) And since, this will be burnt immediately after I finish this, there won't be any account if I happen to commit suicide if all of my suspicions happen to be true (maybe I should take a copy of this…)
That's all for today, and probably the rest of my life,
(I think my brain is going to burst with Neji images soon)
Ja,
Sincerely yours,
Tenten.
A/N: I don't have much to say about this but that it is crack, and pretty stupid, but it was very entertaining to write. I think I laughed myself a few times, from the technical point of view I gave 1st POV another shot. Other than that, I think it's filled with grammatical errors, I think. I wrote this once, read it once, and spelled checked it with Word (once) so I guess, it's plagued with them.
Other than that, I meant for this to be a platform to find a beta reader, I'm seriously planning to launch a chaptered story that isn't a one-shot collection. So, if anyone would be kind enough to be my beta reader (no grammar and spelling check involved if that's what you want) I would LOVE him/her for it. I just want another opinion other than my sister's for once. It's an AU, of the worst kind some say (High school fic), but I really want to do something different with that "genre". If you're interested please contact me via PM or review. Thanks a lot in advance!
I hope you continue the reading. Constructive criticism is always welcomed, just as positive feedback or if you just happen to have an opinion or whatever, don't hesitate to leave a review.
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