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Breakfast with James

Lily Evans was excited, in fact Lily and all her friends were excited. Today was the day Black would be embarrassed, so embarrassed he would never want to show his perfect face again.

That night, Lily and her friends had snuck into Black's dorm and had committed the crime, Black would be waking up soon, and instead of finding his flawlessly toned abs he would find a pair of 'magical breast implants' stuck to his chest.

That morning Penelope and Lily had woke up early; they didn't want to miss hearing the famous Sirius Black scream.

But after five minutes of sitting in the common room, Sirius Black came strutting down the stairs, not a breast insight.

The girls were speechless, what had happened? After a few seconds a million of these questions were popping into Lily and Penelope's heads.

Remus came down the stairs a few minutes later, a yawn about to come to his lips, Lily rushed up to him, asking the question that had popped into her head.

'Uh, Remus, did Black wake up to any, uh, surprises this morning?' Lily asked trying to sound innocent.

'Yeah actually he did, he said someone must have snuck into our dorm last night and did something to him, but he vanished them straight away.' Remus replied sleepily.

'Do you know what these people did?'

'Yeah, its quite funny really, you know in fifth year when he gave Snape 'magical breast implants'? Well someone gave him them last night.' Remus replied chuckling to himself.

'So, uh, how did he get rid of them?' said Lily cautiously.

'Well, in fifth year he gave them to Snape so it was obvious he knew the counter curse to get rid of them.'

'Yeah, obvious' Lily said more to herself than Remus.


It had been a few weeks since the slip up, the girls had tried charming Black's mirror to look ugly and they had even made Black's eyebrows grow alarmingly fast, but unfortunately he had known the counter curse for each of them, what a git.

The girls had gathered again, but this time in the Room of Requirement, they had to think of a plan and didn't want to be disturbed. Nail polishes and hair brushes were strewn over the floor; they had to keep themselves entertained even if they were talking about revenge.

'Well girls, we all know how that git escaped embarrassment, but we need to keep the plan going. We have to think of a better plan, something so foolproof that he cannot get out of.' Stated Penelope, while blowing on her freshly painted nails.

'I don't think we need a prank, I think we need something long term.' Emma said knowingly.

'I like where your going, Emma, we need something that he can't laugh off, we need to hit him where it hurts.' Said Kate with an evil smirk growing on her lips.

'What we need to know is what would hurt Black the most.' Said Lily while tugging a brush through her flowing red hair.

'Well, that's easy, not having a bed pal for the night.' Replied Emma with a smile twitching on her lips.

All the girls giggled, knowing that the statement was true.

'Yeah, we all know that is true, but we will find it hard to make all of the girls in the school hate him.' Sarah added, still giggling from what Emma had said.

'Lets all poke around tomorrow, I'll ask Remus what would embarrass Black; Lily can ask James because he would do anything for her.'

All of the girls nodded knowing this was the exact thing to do.


That morning, Lily woke up extremely early, she needed something off James and she would go such a very long way to get it. What she wanted was not a possession. It was information to destroy Sirius Black, the most valuable thing she had ever wanted.

Lily showered, dressed and brushed her hair; after she was ready she walked down the stairs, not wanting to miss James, she didn't believe she would ever want to see Potter intentionally, but desperate times called for desperate measures.

After about ten minutes, James made his way down the boy's staircase wondering on how he would ask Lily out today. Lily darted towards James just as he finished coming down the stairs.

'Hey Lilykins.' Said James seductively.

Not wanting to upset him, she put on a bright smile and said 'Hi James'.

Rubbing his eyes as if it was a dream that she had just been polite to him, he said 'What's up?'

'Oh nothing, I was wondering if you wanted to eat with me in the great hall.' She said trying not to throw up in her own mouth.

Lily continued to smile at him until he said 'yes'. As they walked together to the great hall, they got many funny looks; everyone was stunned to see Lily Evans and James Potter talking civilly together.

James was ecstatic that Lily has asked him, he had to keep saying it in his head for it to become true.

Lily felt a little bad inside for leading James on when she knew how happy he was.

After both of them got over the many stares they recieved when they entered the great hall, Lily had realized how much of a nice person James was, underneath all of the cockiness and arrogance, he was actually a good person to have around.

While James was talking about his life at home, Lily wondered why she had never got to know him, she had never given him the time of day. Suddenly it came to her why she had even asked James to eat with her.

'James, what would embarrass you the most?' she blurted out, she had to lead up to the big question, she couldn't just ask him about Sirius, if she did he would know she was tricking him into telling him.

'Oh I don't know, I deal with embarrassment quite well, unlike Sirius, I think he would be most embarrassed if a girl dumped him.' James said chuckling to himself.

She didn't even have to ask him, which was quite good; he wouldn't think she was being nice to him to get something in return.

Lily said a quick goodbye to James after she had finished her breakfast; she ran up to the Gryffindor common room and muttered the password. Lily was dying to tell her friends what would embarrass Black.

As she got into the girls dormitory she jumped onto Penelope's bed and began shouting 'I know what would embarrass Black', she yelled these words over and over again, until Penelope groggily opened one eye and said 'Really?'

As Lily went to sit on her own bed, Penelope ran and sat next to her, Lily was dying to tell someone, whereas Penelope was dying to be told.


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