I'm really starting to have my doubts about this story.

I know this sounds bad, but, if no one's going to care, then should I even keep going?

But I don't want to make people upset by stopping if they don't want me to.

So even if it's one person saying that I should keep going, then I will.

:D

I don't own Naruto.

:3

I watched him pace back and forth through his living room. He looked rabid. Arms flying everywhere, eyes burning with anger, if it wasn't directed at me, I'd totally be laughing at how animated he was getting. I probably had an amused look on my face because when his eyes met mine, he got even more pissed. I kept my eyes on the ground after that while Sasuke kept yelling at me for going out so late by myself.

Right after he hugged me he threw me on the couch, literally—my ass is still hurting, and started telling me all of this stuff about how I could've died, could've gotten rapped, could've been kidnapped and sold in some foreign black market as a sex toy to some lonely pervert, I—…WHAT?

"SASUKE, WHAT THE HELL?!"

He stopped pacing long enough to give me a look that said, 'I'm sorry, Are you an idiot?!' while his eyebrow twitched, then started right back to pacing,

"Oh! You'd be surprised Naruto!"

He stopped pacing right in front of me and pushed his face right in front of mine,

"I knew this one guy, who saw a movie about that kind of shit! People get kidnapped and sold as sex toys all the time Naruto!"

Was he shitting me? What kind of bull shit movie was that? And he knew this 'guy'? What 'guy'? Sasuke doesn't know 'guys'. THIS STORY WAS BULL SHIT. He's trying to make me feel bad…That…DICK.

"Really Sasuke? Who?" I challenged him. I held his gaze so he knew I wasn't messing around.

"…I'm sorry, what?"

His eyes left mine for a second and looked nervously back at me. I slowly slide off the couch as he backed away from me,

"Sasuke, come on. That 'guy' who told you about the 'movie'? And did he mention this movie? I'd like to see it?"

He caught onto what I was doing because he stopped backing up and stood still. He didn't even acknowledge our chests were almost touching because of how close we were. But I sure as hell did. I didn't let it show of course.

"Dobe, don't you turn this whole thing around! You're the one who's in trouble here! Walking in the dark! You know you have the same amount of direction as a butterfly."

"First of all, don't be dissing butterflies; they haven't done shit to you! And second, I won't let this go until you give me details buddy!"

He looked even madder, if that was possible, then his face softened. MY guess was because he knew I wouldn't give up.

"Dobe, if I tell you what you want to know, will you never do something that stupid again?"

I grinned because I won! Woo, Woo!

"Yeah teme!"

He grabbed my face and pulled it close to his, looked me straight in the eye, and whispered,

"Promise?"

I could feel his breathe on my face, which made it incredibly hard to concentrate, but I managed to say,

"Y-yeah Sasuke. I promise."

"Good."

He let my face go and turned to run up the steps near the kitchen door. He yelled over his shoulder,

"I'll be in my room. Meet me there after you grab some stuff from the kitchen! Whatever you want to eat or drink is fine with me!"

Then he turned the corner at the top of the stair case and disappeared. I was sure he could still here me even though his room was on the other side of his ridiculously large house,

"What?! Sasuke! That's Sai's job!"

Sai is Sasuke's butler guy. He's nice but pretty creepy too sometimes. His black hair is shorter than Sasuke's and I'm pretty sure Sai's only a junior this year, I think he's 17. He's pretty young. And he's really skinny, kinda short. I don't know if I could beat him in a fight, but Sasuke could. Seeing that Sasuke was taller than bother of us.

He only works over the school year though. Want to know a funny story? He goes to our school. I know, awkward. He only works here so he has cash for the summer. Want to know an even funnier story? HE WANTS TO RAPE ME. And I'm not exaggerating. He said it to my face, and I quote,

'You know… I wouldn't mind rapping you some time.'

I'm sure he tells me that just to get my reaction all the time, but I'm also sure he's not joking around.

I told Sasuke and Itachi of course. One thought it was hilarious, that why Sai's still here. And the other one wants Sai dead.

Bet you can't guess which one.

Apparently to Itachi, Sai trying to get into my pants is one of the funniest things he's even known. And he says he's known some funny things.

Apparently to Sasuke, Sai's existence in this world makes him want to kill himself. But every day is worth living only because he gets to go home and dream about the many ways he can kill Sai in his sleep.

Those were both of their exact words. Honest.

I slowly walked into the kitchen, keeping an eye out for Sai just in case he was working tonight. I looked around the whole kitchen and found no trace of him. Good I was safe.

I walked up to Sasuke's fridge and grabbed a random can of pop. I didn't really care what kind. Sasuke only had good kinds anyway.

I slowly slide my finger under the tab to open it. However I wasn't expecting it to explode all over my freaking pants. I didn't even shake it. What the hell?

Well, what the hell do I do now? I looked at the towel next to Sasuke's sink, but I didn't want to get…GRAPE SODA ON IT?!

GRAPE SODA?! SINCE WHEN DO THEY DRINK GRAPE SODA?! This must be someone else's pop because Itachi and Sasuke hate Grape Soda. I looked down at my poor stained pants.

This will never come out of my pants if I don't clean them now. Well screw it, There's only one thing I can do now…

I took my pants off.

Holding on to them, I sat my pop down and walked to the other side of the kitchen. If I ran fast, maybe no one would notice I had no pants on.

I barely made it to the other door on the complete other side of the kitchen when I heard an overly happy voice call out,

"Naruto-kun! You look really nice today."

My whole body froze, paralyzed with complete and utter fear.

Sai was standing in front of me 15 feet away.

And I had no pants on.

I'll had on were my dark orange boxers, which were pretty short for some reason, ending at my upper thigh. It's not like it mattered that they were too high. I looked pretty good without pants on. In the yearbook last year, I was voted second hottest junior and most easy to talk to. Sasuke, was number one, and the least easy to talk to. Go figure.

The problem on hand right now is that I have a kid who wants to rape me standing in front of me when I don't have pants on.

I moved my arm which was holding my pants in front of me so I kind of had something to hide behind. And that's when I realized I made the biggest mistake ever. Because when I move my arm to cover myself, pants didn't move in front of me…a can of pop did. My eyes flew over to the counter I was standing by two seconds ago to find my pants laying there. Sai followed my gaze and grinned at me.

I took the can of pop and left my pants right next to Sai on accident.

Holy shit.

"Why Naruto-kun, Aren't those your pants?"

He grinned at me more while he picked them up. His eyes left mine to look at my pants. For some reason his smile faded and he bent down to smell my pants. When he came back up, his grin was twice as big as it was before. And that's when I realized who's Grape Soda it was…

"Oh Naruto-kun. Your pants smell delicious. Grape Soda is my favorite you know! And since you've been drinking it, and it's all over you, why don't I just help you clean it up, huh?"

That's also when I realized Sasuke probably couldn't hear my screams from the kitchen.

Mother F---.