Well here is chapter 2 of Warriors gone Random! So lets read+ Its longer
Leafpool woke with a fright.
"I must tell Firestar about the prophecy!" She meowed to herself.
She ran across the clearing and into the leader's den but found nothing. She stepped out confused.
"Hi Leafpool!" a voice said.
She turned around to see Graystripe, or at least she thought it was Graystripe. The cat she was looking at was covered with potato salad and a bowl on his head.
"Graystripe is that you?" She meowed, staring at him with a confused look on her face.
"Of course it's me!" He meowed, pausing to lick some potato salad off his fur. "What do you want anyway?" He said getting annoyed that he was talking instead of eating.
"Uh… Oh yeah! Where is Firestar" She asked.
"He's in the elders den complaining about some gray hair. I don't see what the big deal is; I mean I have tons of them!" He meowed before licking so more potato salad from his fur.
"Thanks Graystripe" She meowed before leaving the gray warrior.
She entered the den to find Firestar sitting there sleeping. She poked him and he began to scream like a girl.
"Firestar it's just me Leafpool."
"Oh yeah the one who talks to dead things." He meowed.
"Look Firestar I received a prophecy!" She said.
"I thought we got rid of those things when you went to therapy." He meowed giving her a nervous glance and inching closer to the phone.
"No this one is real! A giant nacho with a mustache told me it!" She said.
"A giant nacho?" He said picking up the phone and dialing a number. "Continue." He meowed.
"Ok the giant nacho said that this prophecy was going to determine the fate of the clans! Firestar are listening to me!" She growled
"Yes she's gone mad again! Just get over here as soon as possible." He said to the phone before hanging it up. "Of course I was listening to you now continue."
"Ok as I was saying, the giant nacho told me this and only this: Purple Monkeys like Green Jello." She meowed, her face serious.
"Leafpool I'm going to tell you something right now ok. There are these people who are going to come and help you figure out this prophecy. They're going to take you to the Happy Hotel and put you in a comfy room with a warm jacket, there they will try and help you." The leader meowed as truck came. "Now go with them."
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Leafpool screamed as she was dragged away to the Happy Hotel.
"Well now that that's done time to be old again." He meowed before falling asleep.
"Man this is boring" Longtail said who had been listening the whole time. "I may be old and I may be blind but that doesn't mean I can't have fun!" He yowled as he left the camp.
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Spottedleaf looked down at the clans from Starclan.
"Now who is going to lead the clans! The leader thinks he is old and the deputy is potato salad covered."The she cat growled.
"I will"
Spottedleaf turned around to see Bluestar in a cape standing heroically on a cloud.
"Bluestar you're not qualified to be a leader!" She said to the cat.
"Yes I am and I'll prove it!" The blue she cat meowed jumping down to the clan.
"But what about your little secret!" Spottedleaf called to the blue cat as she entered the camp.
"Hey if she gets to go down I do to!" A voice said from behind.
"And me" Another voice meowed.
Spottedleaf turned to see Tigerstar and Darkstripe standing next to her.
"How did you guys get out of your cage?" She asked the pair.
"With turkeys!" Meowed Tigerstar as he jumped down to thunderclan with Darkstripe following him.
"Thunderclan is doomed!" She meowed.
Will Leafpool's prophecy come true or is it just nonsense. What is Longtail going to do! What is Bluestar's secret? And how did Tigerstar get out of the cage with a Turkey? All these questions buzz around your head as a cackle evilly in my chair. Muahhahahaha! Please Review!