Here is the next chappie! I know its kind of short!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, the cha cha slide, KFC, the matrix or anything else I mention in this chappie.
Sparkles is tied up on a pirate ship when she hears the word Tic Toc. She then unties herself and begins sword fighting all the pirates with that music from Pirates of the Caribbean music playing in the background. She kills them all and then Jingle appears.
"What are you doing?" She asks.
"Playing pirate…"
"You're so weird."
"Popcorn to you to!" Sparkles replied shaking jingles hand.
"Huh?"
"I will now escape!" Sparkles yelled while doing the matrix and leaving the room.
"I really need to get her some help."
Sparkles is now sitting in front of her comp and is writing the chapter while eating ice cream.
-In the story-
"Stop!" yowled Spottedleaf to the cats who were doing the cha cha slide.
"I will delete you!" Yelled sparkles pressing the delete button.
Nothing happened.
"What!"
"Jingle blocked you from deleting me!" Spottedleaf replied pushing the cats back to camp.
"Grrr…"
"Where are Oldfur, Graystripe and Duckstar?"
"Uhhh… We kind of threw them into the lake. Actually Graystripe flew into space but Oldfur and Duckstar are in the lake." Dustpelt replied.
"You cats are stupid! You threw your old leader and your mental leader in a lake and let your deputy fly away!"
Then Spottedleaf forced Dustpelt to swim into the lake and bring back Oldfur and Duckstar.
"Now how to we get Graystripe back?" She asked.
-With Graystripe-
Graystripe is flying through space with his new wings when he got hungry.
"I wish I had some potato salad." He said to himself before seeing his wings.
"Maybe just a bite…"
He then ate his two wings while in flight.
"Curse your goodness!" He yowled as he plummeted to earth.
He fell and fell and fell before landing in New Zealand.
-In thunderclan-
"Oh well he'll eventually come back" Spottedleaf meowed to herself.
"Guys listen to me!!!" Leafpool yowled appearing out of nowhere. "I just got a prophecy from Spottedleaf."
"But I'm right here…" Spottedleaf said.
"Oh well then maybe I got you confused with someone anyway here is my dream."
FLASHBACK
Leafpool is in a dark clearing when the KFC guy appears in puff of green with purple polka dot smoke.
"Chickens hate cable TV" The KFC guy said before disappearing.
End Of FLASHBACK
"You confused me with the KFC guy!?" Spottedleaf yowled.
"It was a simple mistake," Leafpool said before putting on a gangster outfit. "You both are old!"
"Ohhhhhhhhh" The crowd of cats said.
"You just got dissed man!" Sandstorm said.
"I declare a Yo Mamma battle!" Spottedleaf yowled.
"You're on" Leafpool meowed.
"Yo Mamma so stupid she couldn't catch a mouse that was paralyzed in front of her!" Leafpool said.
"Well, Yo mama so fat she went to the gathering and sat next to everyone!" Spottedleaf meowed.
Then Sandstorm started to kick her butt because if you recall Leafpool's mom is Sandstorm.
What will happen to Graystripe? Why did the KFC guy give us this warning? Where did cats learn about Yo Mamma jokes? Why am I asking you these questions when I already know the answers?
Find out next time on Warriors gone Random!