OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

Let me explain why I haven't updated in more than a year. First off school was being retarded so I didn't have much time at all. And as time passed and more important things came up this story kept being pushed further and further back into my mind. Anyway I'm BACK!!!! And just to make it up to you I'm gonna try to upload 3 chapters in three days! WOOT!

Anyway with that let us begin!

~In the land of authoresses~

Sparkle is in a hospital room in a coma with a doctor looking at her chart with Jingle next to him.

"You've been looking at that chart for more than a year! Well what's wrong with her?" Jingle cried angrily with impatience.

"Well after looking at this very intensely and pondering about the meaning of life on a whole I would have to say that your best chance of winning would be to move your bishop to E-4" The doctor said in a calm voice showing Jingle the paper.

*The piece of paper is too weird for words and cannot be described. Therefore I am giving you a link so that you may actually see it with your own eyes.

http:// i54. photobucket. com/ albums/ g90/ treeflower_2006/ INGRefinanceDoc10024. jpg

Type it in without the spaces without the spaces*

Jingle looked at the doctor very carefully and suppressed a twitch.

"So you're telling me that for more than a year you were staring at this drawing and what you got from it was that I should move my bishop to E-4?! What kind of doctor are you!!!!"

"A good doctor"

Jingle was trying extremely hard not to succumb to the insanity.

"Well what about Sparkle?"

"You mean her? Oh she's fine I told her if she could stay asleep until I told her the magic word then I'd give her waffle! Flapdoodle!!!"

Suddenly Sparkle was revived and stood straight up in the bed.

"Come on Sparkle we're getting out of this place" Jingle said dragging her friend away.

"But I want my WAFFLE!!!"

"First you have to write a chapter!"

"Then Iz gets waffle?"

"Yes then youz gets waffle"

~In Warrior land~

The cats were extremely happy to be released from there suspended animation except for Sandstorm who was having a wonderful dream about a never ending conga line which ended when she woke up.

"Ok so where exactly did we leave off?" Asked Dustpelt.

All the cats pondered for a minute.

"I remember! You all decided to buy toast from me for 5 mice a slice!" Squirrelflight yowled happily.

"No!" All the cats said in unison before they threw rocks at her. Squirrelflight now yowled in pain.

"I remember. I had made you guys all clean up from that tic toc episode." Said Spottedleaf

"Oh yeah."

Suddenly a great big cloud of smoke appeared in the clearing along with a mariachi band. In it was Leopardstar riding a chihuahua.

"Hola mis amigos! It is I! Senorita Leopardstar with Paquito my trustee steed!" Leopardstar said in a Spanish accent while the mariachi band began to play.

"Go HOME Leopardstar!" Spottedleaf yowled.

Leopardstar sunken and defeated started to leave.

"I thought you guys were the fun clan…" She said as she left.

~Meanwhile in the bushes~

"Hey mariachi band I'll give you this magnificent stick if you stay here." Said a dark mysterious figure.

"Ok hombre"

~Back in the camp~

Oldfur was waving his cane around trying to gather people around.

"Come here ya youngins! I have a story for ya. It happened many moons ago. I was taken by rabid bears who worshipped a clock of sorts. I tried to fight them off with me huge muscles but there were too many of them and they were all 7 fee- no 700 feet tall. I managed to kill some but there were so many. I was overpowered and they threw me into the lake. Little did they-" Oldfur was cut off by yowls of protests.

"That happened 2 days ago!" Yowled Dustpelt who was the loudest protester. "And they weren't bears they were us and you didn't put up a fight because you're a scaredy cat.

"So ye think you're so powerful just because you're younger ey boy-o?" Oldfur said in his old accent, "Well its time ye learn a lesson."

"Bring it on old cat!"

Oldfur lunged but tripped on a ladybug and went down. There on the floor he proceeded to fall asleep snoring loudly.

"Does this mean I win?" Dustpelt said confused.

Who is the mysterious dark figure and why would he want mariachi band? Is the picture the doctor was looking at really mean bishop to E-4 or is he covering something up? And why is Spottedleaf such a party pooper? And what happened to Gray- I mean Potatostripe?

Not my greatest chapter but don't worry because I promise I'll write the two next ones tomorrow and the day after!!!

Sparkle