As promised I am sending this the day after the last chapter which is today. I'm a bit confused now…. Oh well onto the story.

~In Thunderclan camp~

The dark mysterious figure crept around the camp. It was night and no one was stirring. He silently walked into the warrior den and dragged Darkstripe toward a corner. He began to slap him until he woke up.

"Wha? Where am I? WHERE IS MR. FUZ-----" The dark figure stuffed a shoe in his mouth so he wouldn't scream and wake up the clan.

"Darkstripe you must join me." The dark figure said.

"I'm not supposed to talk to strangers" Darkstripe said pulling the shoe out of his mouth, "Goodnight Mr. Scaryman" He continued walking away.

The dark figure began to twitch and wanted to yowl in frustration but he couldn't or else he'd wake up the whole clan. So he crept away silently.

~In New Zealand~

Potatostripe was extremely depressed because potato salad doesn't exist in New Zealand. Instead he had to settle for not so great Moa. (A Moa is an extinct giant bird of New Zealand)

"I must return to Thunderclan where bowls of Potato salad randomly appear!" He cried out to no one.

~Thunderclan Camp~

Everything seemed to be normal in Thunderclan Camp which as Spottedleaf knew meant that something really strange was going to happen. She could feel it in her bones.

Duckstar waddled out of her den. The sun reflected on her shiny crown which blinded everyone.

"My EYES!!!!" Someone unimportant yowled, "Who do you mean unimpor-" The unimportant cat was deleted.

~In the land of Authoresses~

"Stop deleting characters!" Jingle yelled.

"But he needed to be silenced. You could tell he knew too much! Plus I forgot his name and it would be embarrassing to ask him."

"So you felt deleting his existence was a better idea?'

"Better for me and I'm the most important person in the world" Sparkle said tying on a cape.

"Why do I even try…" Jingle muttered.

~Back to Thunderclan~

Duckstar flew up to the high rock to announce a clan meeting.

"QUACK!" Sadly nobody knows how to speak duck other than Spottedleaf so no one gathered.

Suddenly Darkstripe burst into the camp screaming and jumped up onto the rock. This caused Duckstar to fly away into the trees in fright.

"EVERYBODY GET OVER HERES!!!!!!!" He yowled at the top of the lungs.

All the cats gathered around wondering what was going on.

"What is the forest on fire?" Called someone.

"Is Timmykit stuck in the well?"

"Who's Timmykit and what's a well?" Asked Dustpelt.

"SHHHHHHH! This is way more important than that!" Darkstripe screeched, "Mr. Fuzzenbottom is pregnant!!!!!!!"

"How is that even possible?" Spottedleaf meowed.

"How is this important to our lives?" Dustpelt meowed.

"I hear that pregnant dolls need lots of toast or else the kids will be unhealthy" Squirrelflight called.

All the cats turned around and threw rocks at her.

"Anyways that's all I needz to sayz" Darkstripe meowed carrying Mr. Fuzzenbottom to the nursery.

~Under a Rock in Thunderclan camp~

(In case you don't remember in Chapter: The Starting of Toasty Stunts Brambleclaw thought the world was going to end and hid himself under a rock.)

I wonder if it's safe yet. I mean a lot of strange things have been happening. I mean with all the changes in authority. Wait a minute. Spottedleaf took control as leader but who is deputy? Potatostripe isn't even here. Brambleclaw thought to himself.

He sprang up from his hiding place and cried out to his clan "I HAVE RETURNED"

"You were gone?"

"Yes I was gone! Anyway don't you see that Spottedleaf is turning this clan into a monarchy!"

"Isn't that a type of butterfly? Is she turning our clan into a butterfly?" Asked Sandstorm.

"No! A monarchy is a government with one person ruling it" Brambleclaw stated.

All the cats stared at him weirdly.

"It's bad!"

"OH" The clan meowed in unison.

"Don't you see she hasn't appointed a deputy? She's the only one in power!!! She'll enslave us all!" Cried Brambleclaw.

"But she's the only sane on---" Dustpelt began but was interrupted.

"IT IS TIME FOR UN REVOLUTION!!!" Brambleclaw meowed in a French accent putting on a powdered wig.

To Brambleclaw's dismay though everyone had stopped listening to him because a worm had just surfaced.

Brambleclaw sunk to the background and pulled out a quill to begin writing "The Rights of Cat".

Well there ya go! And now I have something for you guys to do!!! I need ideas for Mr. Fuzzenbottom spawn. They can be anything. Include a warrior name that ends with kit even if it's not a cat. Also include some sort of weird power or trait. They wont be featured in the next chappie because I have to write it right away. Stupid promise .. So they'll appear in the chapter following that one.

I already have an idea for one of them but I'm not gonna tell ya.