At sasukes house

Sasuke: "kakashi, ew! i cant believe that freak! i know one thing he's definatly not getting a piece of my ass..." *lays down on bed*

Unknown: *Knocking on door*

Sasuke: "Who in the hell could that be?"

Unknown: *keeps knocking*

Sasuke: "IM COMING, HOLD ON" *opens door* "Wha- what are you doing here?"

Naruto: "Well...i just wanted to talk..."

Sasuke: Why? So you can just go tell people behind my back!?"

Naruto: "wha- what do you mean b-"

Sasuke: "Dont lie! kakashi told me everything! then you told him you didnt care!"

Naruto: "And just when did he tell you all of this?"

Sasuke: "Like an hour ago we were hanging ou-"

Naruto: HOW COULD YOU DATE KAKASHI!?!"

Sasuke: "What? im not eve-"

Naruto: "Now look whos lying!"

Sasuke: "But yo-"

?: *knocks on door*

Sasuke: Come i-"

Naruto: *Covers sasuke mouth* "COME BACK LATER"

?: "thath doesnt sound like sauske's voice..." *knocks*

Naruto: "FINE, hold on! ....Sasuke go answer the door and tell them to scram"

Sasuke: "But-"

Naruto: "just do it! Go!"

Sasuke: "...fine..." *opens door* "Ka-kakashi...?"

Kakashi: "sasuke is there something wrong?"

Sasuke: "well...umm....na-"

Naruto: "Punches sauske in the back*

Sasuke: "-ow!...i mean i have to go!"

Kakashi: "But-"

Sasuke: "i have to go now!" *closes door*

Naruto: "YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL HIM I WAS HERE, WERENT YOU?!"

Sasuke: "...im sorry..."

Naruto: *slaps sasuke* "NO YOUR NOT!"

Sasuke: *crys* "Why did you hit me naruto...?"

Naruto: "Just shutup and come here!"

Sasuke: "Why...?"

Naruto: *Laughs*

Sasuke: "Whats wrong with you?!"

Naruto: "if you wont come over here then ill force you to!" *pulls sasuke*

Sasuke: "Ow!"

Naruto: *laughs and kisses sasuke roughly*

Sasuke: "Ow...naruto, whats with you...are you drunk or something...?"

Naruto: "Theres nothing wrong with me now stop complaining" *kisses sasuke again*

Sasuke: "....."

Naruto: *laughs*

Sasuke: "who are you...?"

Naruto: "What?"

Sasuke: "you heard me, who are you?! i know your not naruto uzumaki!"

Naruto: "Damn guess im caught..." *transforms*

?: *laughs*

Sasuke: "w-who are you...?"

?: "You dont even know who i am...thats pathtic!"

Sasuke: "just tell me who you are!"

?: "well heres a hint...were from the same clan..."

Sasuke: "impossible! everyone from my clan is dead except itachi and your not him..."

?: "Fine, fine since you cant figure it out im madara...madara uchiha"

Sasuke: "The fo-founder of konoha....?"

Madara: "You know your history...im impressed...Now it's time for you to co-"

Sasuke: "just what is this all about anyway!?"

Madara: "Well itachi was talking a little bit about you so i decided to meet you and sure enough it was love at first sight..."

Sasuke: "Then..wheres naruto?"

Madara: "Hes...around..." *laughs*

Sasuke: "if you hurt him i swear i-"

Madara: "Calm down, hes fine just alittle...tied up..."

Sasuke: "Where!?"

Madara: "you think im going to tell you were without getting anything..."

Sasuke: "What do you want...i'll do anything for naruto..."

Madara: "are you sure about that?"

sasuke: "Yes! im completely sure!"

Madara: "fine, ifi let him go...you have to be my pet!"

Sasuke: "wha-"

Madara: "You heard me!"

Sasuke: "Argh! FINE! as long as naruto will be safe...and no akatsuki member will come after him ever again...you got that!?"

Madara: "yes-"

Sasuke: "If you do those two things i'll be your...pet..."

Madara: "you got a deal..." *puts a leash around sasukes neck* "Now We'll let naruto go"

*****They go to a hidden cave-live hideout*******

chapter 10 will be up soon ^~^