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Battle Course 303
Chapter 1: New World, New Trouble
Part 2

Ami sighed as she sat on an old stump of a large tree. Sprx flew above her and the forest's tree tops while the blue haired girl clicked her communication closed. The red robotic monkey flew back to the ground after a few minutes and said "I don't see nothin' but trees. Sorry Ames." The blue haired girl sighed again as she put her communication watch in her school uniform's skirt pocket and said "It's okay Sprx. We'll just have to try something else to get out of here."

"Were you able to contact Usagi yet?"

"No. It seems she out of range or...or maybe something happened."

"Don't think that way Ames. I'm sure she's okay." a twig crunched behind them, getting their full attention. The red robotic monkey morphed his hands into two large red magnets while there was more crunching sounds. Ami jumped up from her temporary seat and pulled out her blue transforming pen with a star on top and the mercury symbol as a small figure appeared out of the thick mesh of the forest surrounding the small clearing. The two froze at the sight of it as it walked into the light.

"Sprx!" said Otto, the figure as he removed a small twig that was clinging to his skull. Ami put her transformation stick away while Sprx said "Otto? you're here too?" The green robotic monkey grinned widely.

"Yeah, me and Minako."

"Otto! where are you?" called the blonde's voice from the tress as if on Que.

"Over here! And I found Sprx and Ami too!" more twigs crunched from the mesh as the blond teenager cleared the trees. She pulled out some leaves from her long hair and smiled. The two senshi hugged each other for a moment before they broke and and Minako said "Ami! I was worried i was the only one here. Is there anyone else?"

"Usagi and Antauri for sure. I can't reach the others though. They must be out of range." the blue haired girl answered. Minako nodded. She herself had tried to contact the others but only received static as a reply.

"Where are we anyway? Definitely not in Juban anymore." Ami and the two robot monkeys just shrugged their shoulders as a roar echoed from an unknown spot in the forest. Birds scattered from the leaves and coated the sky with multicolored feathers as Sprx said "That can NOT be good." There was another roar from the tress and the senshi pulled out their pents, the blond saying "Looks like we'll be getting some fighting practice today. VENUS STAR POWER MAKE-UP!"

"MERCURY STAR POWER MAKE-UP!" shouted Ami as she and Minako raised their pens into the air. there was bursts of blue and orange light before the senshi of Mercury and Venus stood in the two teenager's places. The two robot monkeys picked up their jaws from the dirt as a third roar echoed, this time closer to them. It has been a long time since they saw a senshi transform and they had forgotten how their uniforms were so short. That and adding to the fact that they were guys made up their reaction, but they moved quickly to hide it. Mercury pressed the stud blue earring in her left ear and a blue visor swished in front of her eyes. A small blue computer formed in her hands and she started to type furiously. Venus wrapped her hear-liked chain around her hand a couple of times while Sprx and Otto aimed their weapons at the trees. The roaring stopped but the birds still filled the sky. Their squawks and chirps filled the silence while the four heroes continued to search. Mercury let out a gasp and turned to the orange senshi as something hit Venus in the back. the blond was pushed into the trees in front of them that surround the small clearing as Mercury scanned faster.

"There!" she said, pointing ahead of her. A large figure jumped from the trees into the open air while Sprx aimed at it with his magnets.

"MAGNA BALL BLAZER!" He called out as they glowed with red magnetic energy. Orbs formed on the ends and shot out with a slight pop sound. the figure cried out and fell to their feet from it's position in the air. Venus walked back out from the trees, rubbing the small of he back and saw the figure. With a questioning gaze, she turned to Mercury and said "A cookie?" the blue senshi shrugged while Otto's saws started to spin quickly.

"Look out! WHIRLY DESTRUCTO SAW!" He shouted suddenly, shooting his attack. the spinning green saws of energy just barely missed the two senshi's heads. A primal yell erupted from behind them as another giant evil cookie was shredded. Melted butter colored liquid sprayed from the wounds, covering the senshi's back with an angry hiss. Both Sailor Mercury and Sailor Venus fell to the ground in strange, awkward positions as the monkeys ran to them.
"I can't...move." said Mercury. She tried to move her fingers, but they were locked hard.

"Must be that yellow stuff. it paralyzes people!" said Otto, sounding more like Gibson than himself.

"Hold on girls." said Sprx, frantically looking around the small clearing. They needed water, tree sap, fruit punch, anything to wash that yellow paralyzer stuff off of the girls. There was a shriek as a large blob of yellow zoomed through the trees. it hit Sprx with a splatter so wide that it hit Otto on the side as well. both cried out as they fell to the ground. Two more cookies walked into the small open space of trees and surveyed the scene. none of the heroes said anything as one took off a military helmet and said "Poor Jimbo and Nelson. They were mighty fine comrades."
"You know how the job is Millhouse." said the other monster baked good. "They sacrificed themselves for the cause. Now lets get these creatures to the boss. I'm sure Burns will pick out the correct punishment." Each cookie picked up a senshi and a robotic monkey and slung them over their shoulders while they walked out of the clearing. All of the heroes all grunted at the steps and Mercury thought 'Please don't let this happen to moon.'

"Stay away from me!" shouted Sailor Chibi Moon as she backed herself up to a large tree. A monster that looked like a lime glazed donut growled as it neared the pink haired girl. She quickly pulled out a small wand that had a heart on top and blew the dust off of it. It has been a while since she has needed this. She pointed it at the creature that was attacking her and gulped.
"CHIRO SPEARO!" came a sudden shout from nowhere. a green spear made out of energy flew from behind and stabbed the creature's top half. The monster baked good screamed out in pain before it fell to Chibi Moon's feet. She continued to hold out t her wand as a young man about her age with jet back hair and blue eyes walked up to her. He was wearing all white with gray boots and gloves, an orange scarf around his neck and two orange lines running parallel down his cheeks. It took a minute for the senshi in training to recognize him at all and it took until he was standing right in front of her to realize who exactly he was.

"Are you okay?" he asked, the lines on his cheeks curving as he smiled.

"Chiro? What are you doing here?" she asked in response.

"Good Question." His blue eyes skimmed over her for a second before he said "I'm sorry but, do I know you?"

"Not really." Sailor Chibi Moon rubbed the back of her head with a goofy smile on her face as she said " I"m Chibi Usa, Usagi's cousin."
"Oh!" Chiro snapped his fingers as his light bulb lit up. "I remember no. So now you're a senshi too huh?"

"More like a senshi in training. I'm Sailor Chibi Moon." People in the strange town they were located in started to scream and run around the two heroes as they jumped from surprise. The pink senshi grabbed a man by the arm as he ran by and said "Hey,what's going on?" she let him go and he started to run backwards as he said "The minions are coming! The minions are coming! Run for it!" the man turned around and disappeared inside a metal house while the other two watched.

"Minions?" Chiro asked himself as the people in the strange town quickly disappeared from around them.

"Um," said Chibi Moon. She pointed to her right with a confused look on her face as she finished "I think those are minions." What she was pointing at surprised both of them: a crowd of giant donuts and other various baked goods. Chiro nodded and grabbed her gloved wrist. he pulled her away from the tree and said "C'mon, we'd better hide."

"but-" started the pink sailor, however she heard the monsters roar like caged animals and said "good point. I don't think we can take on all of those calories." The two started to run deeper into the village, Chiro in the lead and dragging Chibi Moon as he said "Yeah, we might get fat." Chibi Moon chuckled to herself as the two turned into an ally and hid behind a large plastic Dumpster. Two blueberry muffins and a donut marched past the hiding spot and the two tensed up. When they realized that the baked goods didn't see them, they realized until a young girl with silver curls ran past them at the opening of the dark alleyway. She tripped halfway across and cried out as she fell. Chibi Moon jumped from her hiding spot and ran to the girl. The pink haired senshi helped her up as there was a screech from the right. Chibi Moon grabbed the girl and ran back into the alleyway while the monster baked goods marched past them again. There was a screech from the donut as it pointed at the trash cans and the girl with silver hair whimpered.

"Okay, so what your saying Debbie is that your planet is being taken over by giant aliens whose minions are pastries?" asked Sailor Moon, sitting down on an old rusted metal chair. The pink haired girl double checked that the latch was locked for the umpteenth time that day as she said "Yes, exactly. It all started about a year ago. My parents were in charge of the resistance and me being an only child, I ended up helping them. However, the aliens and their leader, Burns has gotten stronger and are now kidnapping people. I don't have an idea what's going on."

"Debbie, are you now the only one left?" asked Antauri as he floated at Sailor Moon's shoulder. The rebel with magenta hair nodded as she sat down at another chair. The hideout Debbie had taken them to was dark and musty. Bones the colored of rust red was piled in one corner while a metal table and a set of metal chairs, all rusted sat in the center. the computer that looked more like a big plasma screen TV took up one of the dirt walls while a series of buttons was on it's side. Sailor Moon crossed her arms over her chest before she said "Just out of curiosity, how did you get us here? do you have a power primate like Antauri and Chiro?"

"Power What?" asked Debbie while the senshi shook her head. "No. You see, everyone on our planet emits a sort of life force energy that can be projected outside of our bodies. Our scientists have created machines, such as that computer, that can use this energy to out benefit. Most things are just machines to make stuff such as chairs and toys but the computer here in the hideout can transport people from different areas. Even different worlds when used correctly. However, I was in such a hurry to get some help, that I didn't put in the correct location for this place. That's why you two were in a field." Debbie looked down at her hands bashfully while Sailor Moon nodded and said "And how did you find us anyway?"

"I have a tracer on life energies that are not of this planet. By using the computer, i found you two quite easily."

"Debbie," said Antauri. He had his blue eyes closed during the rebel's explanation but now had them open and was looking at her when he said "Do your people ever use the energy you project as a weapon?" The magenta haired girl looked surprised for a moment before she answered, "Sometimes, but not really. I used a technique used by my father, who was in the police force to save you, but only police officers use their energy for attacks. However all of them were pretty much killed in the first wave of attacks. Why?"
'I sense a large amount of energy coming from you. I have a strong feeling that if you trained you could be a great fighter." Debbie shook her head while Moon looked over at the silver robotic monkey.
"I can't do that!"

"Maybe not well, especially at first." said Moon, an idea suddenly hatching in her mind. "But maybe...just maybe enough to make an edge." Debbie looked at them questionably while the silver monkey nodded, getting the idea as well. The senshi leader of the moon stood up from her rusted chair and said "We'll help you fight your aliens. However, We need to gather the rest of the team and you will need to help us. Therefore, I think you are in need of some harsh, short term training." Debbie jumped up from her chair and grabbed Sailor Moon's outstretched hand.

"It's a deal."

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