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BATTLE COURSE 303
chapter 2: New Friend, New Foe
part 1
Sailor Moon closed her eyes shut from the bright glare of the large computer while Debbie tied a watch-like device to one of her wrists.
"Just fallow this tracker Sailor Moon. It should bead you to the other members of your teams. From what you told me, I set it up so that way each energy blip is colored coated for each of you members."
"Thanks. This will be a piece of cake." she said, bringing up the device on her wrist closed to her face. It was basicly flat with a screen and three diffent colored blips in the center: gray, white and pink. She smirked as the rebel said "Just press the screen and it will activate."
"Right." The senshi leader did what was instructed and was surrounded with a bright white light. Debbie and Antauri took a few steps back while Sailor Moon's body started to disappear and she exclaimed "Woah!"
"Good luch Usagi!" Antauri called out through the fog of the light.
"You too Antauri!" called the blond as the light fadded. Sailor Moon no longer stood in her spot in the small underground hideout while her voice echoed off the dirt walls. Antauri cleared his throat before he floated over to the makeshift table and shoved it into the corner. Some bones crunched loudly under the table's weight but neither seemed to notice as Debbie rolled up her sleeves and tied her long magenta hair with silver highlights into a bun. The silver monkey floated back to the ground and said "Now Debbie, I will not be able to tach you much because of the rush we are in, but what i do show you will guantee you protecting yourself. Also, if in need, you will be able to help us with the aliens. Are you ready?"
"I'm more than ready!" she answered as she punched the air in front of her. Antauri coudn't stop himself from sighing as he thought 'why do I have a feeling this will be like teaching Usagi?'
The fortress the aliens choose was both odd and fitting on some ways. The building was the local highschool and the room they resided in the most was the gymnasiam. Most of the rooms on the top floor of the school were left alone, gathering dust on it's unused desks and chalkboards. The second floor classrooms were used for something other than teaching advance physics. the aliens used this floor to tortcure the planet's citizens and as housing rooms for the leaders of the alien race. the main floor, which was simular to the top floor but the gym was completely overrun with the aliens and changed to their liking. Burns sat on his throne that was inside a large fish bowl while a suger glazed donut carred in a man with salt and peper hair into the gym. The leader of the aliens looked at the human with tired annoyance and said, "Humanoid, do you swear your alegence to me in echange for your freedom?" his voice was deep and booming in the echoey room. The man with the salt and peper glared at the alien and said "Why don't you bite me, you giant shelfish!" Burns only looked at him with dusgust beore he turned to the donut and said "Spalding, take him to the Planet Idaho room."
"Yes Sir!" the donut replied in a voice that sounded under water. the evil baked good picked up the man once again and carried him out, the human screaming out in horror. Burns sighed to himself as the door banged open and two monster cookies walked inside the high school gymnasium. Each one held a robot monkey and a young woman wearing a short skirt and body suit.
"Master Burns sir," said one of the Cookies. "We found these four wandering in the forest near the building. They attacked and killed Jimbo and Nelson."
"That is a shame." said the leader of the aliens. "But how, may I ask, did they acomplish this?"
"Well sir," said the second cookie. "They attacked them with some sort of energy attacks." the second in comand, another who looked like the leader and had his own fish bowl, clicked his tongue and said "Which ones Millhouse?"
"The woman mainly." answered the second Cookie.
"Yeah, the monkeys here are just robots." replied Ralph, the first cookie. Burns thought for a minute before he said "Millhouse, take the woman to the energy absorbson chambers. Ralph, take the robots down to the science lab and have them dismantaled." the two monster baked goods nodded and turned around to leave. When the two woman saw him, their faces didn't show fear, but he could tell they were.
"Sailor Moon and the others won't let you get away with this!" said the blond girl with an orange and dark blue outfit suddenly. Burns grawled at her as the door slammed shut behind them and Smithers said "Humonoids are so inculent Sir. Don't pay them any attention."
"I was thinking Smithers," said the alien leader. "these humonoids are really starting to annoy me. how about we just capture all of the aura these people have and destroy the planet?"
"It'a a great idea sir. I'll have the minions get started on it at once."
"Excellent."
"Holy Shnipes!" Sailor Moon caleld out in alarm as she pressed herself against a small brick house. a large crowd of people filed past her, quickly seperating into houses and other various buildings before slamming their doors. Sailor moon sighed and she pealed herself from the wall as a giant triangle slice of chocolate cake marched towards her. It let out a loud roar and she jumped. Her mouth watered slightly until the creature roared once again, it's long two rows of long, jagged teeth showing. the blond senshi leader quickly looked around her and ran down the empty street. the monster fallowed her with another roar while Moon pulled off her gold and red tiara from her forehead.
"MOON TIARA MAGIC!" she shouted as she turned her body slightly so she could see the monster. She let go of the magical disk and the monster slice of cake let out a final roar as it was cut in half horizontally. Moon caought her disk as the two halves fell to the ground and she replaced it back on her forehead in Tiara mode. She licked her fingertips s as she jumpe donot the nearest building and skimmed the small town she had landed in. In truth, the town looked more like a broken down city with tall glass buildings than a small village with huts, but in the ruins of the tall buildings, small huts were bult and currently hiding the town's citizens. She spotted a pink light near a skyscreapper with broken windows and smirked to herself. Looks like Chibi Moon was gonna make it easier to find her. Using her senshi agility, she started roof hopping, quickly reaching the broken glass skyscraper. she landed on a much shorter bulding next to it and croched down as she saw Chibi Moon. Chiro was with her as well and they were fighting off a large blueberry muffen. a young girl with silver curls stood away from them, watching the fight from behind a stack of boxes. Sailor Moon spotted a cable antena next to her on the roof and ripped it off with a strong yank. the blond senshi waslked to the edge of the building so she was directly above the attacking muffen raised the atena above her head. Moon jumped off the roof with a primal scream, startling the two heroes and plunged the rod into the muffen's top. it yelped out in surprise as she released the rod and landed on the ground on all fours like a cat.
"Now Chiro!" she called as she stood up, using her leader voice. the leader of the Hyper Force jumped inot the air, his hands glowing green as Chibi Moon walked over to the blond senshi. He grabbed the top of the cable antena and the green energy moved down it to the inside of the muffen. the monster baked good exploaded with green sparks While Chiro landed on the ground in the same position as Sailor Moon. the humans covered their faces as pices of the baked good flew in all dierections, splattering on the skyscrapper and other varous buildings near by. When it stopped and everything was clear, the two leaders high fived each other while Chibi Moon said "Sailor Moon, that was awesome!"
"Thanks Chibi Moon." said the blond senshi leader as she turned to her future daughter. "Are you okay?"
"Oh I'm fine. Chiro had my back the whole time."
"Sailor Moon, do you know what's going on?" asked the monkey boy and she nodded.
"This planet is bing invaded my monster aliens. The last surviving member of the rebel allience called us for help. She's at the hideout right now." The little girl walked out from behind the boxes, whipping away her tears as she grabbed the back of Moon's long back bow and said "Is Debbie still alive?" Sailor Moon started to answer the young girl but was interupted by a high pitched shreek. Moon quickly grabbed her and fell to the ground as a piece of retangle shapped metal flew over everyone's heads.
TO BE CONTINUED IN PART TWO.