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BATTLE COURSE 303Chapter 3: New Power, New Hero
Part 2
All of the Heroes in the room turned to the door to see a lobster with glasses on it's eyes and a lazar gun in it's larger claw. They all stood back as it stepped in slightly and Mars pulled off her gloves, sticking them between her body suit and her back bow. She formed a bow out of fire and an arrow out of red energy and aimed with her hands.
"MARS FLAME SNIPPER!" she called out, firing the arrow. The lobster fired a blob of paralyzing butter with his gun a t the same time. The arrow went through the glob of liquid and the lobster dodged it while Mars was hit by the goop. The Senshi of fire fell to the ground in her archer pose as the monster shellfish fired his gun multiple times. Everyone dodged as best they could, but only Chiro and Debbie ended up not hit. The others fell to the floor in strange positions. 'This is not good. 'Debbie thought as she stood near a tank close to the window. Chiro stood to her left as he unexpectedly commanded, "Stay there Debbie!" He ran from the shattered area of the tanks and jumped. The giant lobster fired once again, but the monkey boy formed thunder on his fist and punched it away from his face and body. The fist encased in green power primate hit the large shellfish between the eyes, causing a yelp in alarm from it. The gun was dropped and clattered to the ground as Chiro grabbed the larger claw. Debbie ran to get the gun but froze half way when it suddenly misfired. A blob of the butter colored goop hit Chiro in the back and he gasped. The giant lobster tossed him into a wall with a flick of his claw and the young rebel let out a breath.
"Debbie! Run!" Sailor Moon called from the floor. The pink haired rebel looked around the room franticly as the lobster crawled into the room more.
"Go ahead and run Debbie." Said Antauri while the rebel started to take a step towards the window. "Well be fine, just get out of here." Debbie looked at the group surrounding her one more time before she stepped back and dived out of the window behind her.
"We have the rebels sir." Said the lobster with glasses as five donuts carried in the paralyzed heroes behind him.
"Excellent." Said the leader, tapping his claws together. The gym was empty except for the leader of the aliens, some of his minions and his prisoners. Burns did not look like what Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Chibi Moon, Chiro or Antauri thought he would. All of them had different ideas, ranging from the small gray men with the almond eyes to a giant octopus with a human head. But Burns was basically a giant gray lobster sitting on a purple cloth throne inside a giant fish bowl on wheels. In one claw was a scepter with a piece of tape holding the two halves together and a tiny gold crown sat on top of his head between the antenna. The minion donuts dropped the Senshi and members of the Hyper Force on the wooden ground with an echoed thump.
"So humans," said the leader of the alien race. "Will you and your little pet robot monkey swear you allegiance to me? Or face the consequences?" the Senshi of love and beauty turned to Burns as best she could before she responded "I would rather die than be a slave to a giant shellfish."
"So would I." Said Mercury.
"So do I." Agreed Mini Moon.
"And us." Said Mars and Antauri.
"And us." Repeated Sailor Moon and Chiro. Burns sighed.
"Put the silver monkey with the others." A blue glazed donut picked up Antauri by his stiff tail and dragged him to a nearby basketball hoop. While the others watched, the donut pressed a button on the pole and a small fish bowl lowered into the ring that would hold the basketball net. Inside it was a large pile of colored metallic objects.
"Antauri! Monkey team!" Chiro called out as the donut removed Antauri's power circuit from the back of his head. The silver monkey's blue eyes darkened a few shades while he was tossed into the fish bowl like a lump of dirty laundry. Antauri laid on top of the pile, motionless while the donut tossed the square piece of metal over his shoulder and Chiro stiffed a scream. Burns chuckled to himself and said, "This is your last chance humans." No one said anything to him, just tied to show their anger in their eyes. After a minute of silence from both sides, Burns snapped his claws like he was going to snap his fingers and said, "Spalding, turn on 'Love Shack' please."
"Love Shack?" asked Sailor Jupiter as a sugar glazed donut walked over to a table with all of the sound equipment for the gymnasium.
"Isn't that a song?" asked Chibi Moon to no one in particular.
"Yeah, by the B52's in the eighties." Mercury answered while Spalding put in a yellow CD. Music started to play and sound waves reverberated form the speakers, blasting the heroes as they were laying on the floor.
The Love Shack
Is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack baby
Love Shack bay-bee.
The heroes felt their ears ring and moon thought her eardrums were going to explode inside her head. The humans cried out in pain as they attempted to cover their ears, but due to the Paralyzing Butter, they could not. After a few minutes of this, Burns started to laugh and Chiro noticed something. He watched the yellow liquid fly off his body and land on the floor near the few minions that were watching him. He moved his mouth into a smile as he saw the paralyzing butter fly off the Senshi as well. He quickly planted his gloved hands over his ears and shouted "Sailor Moon!" she felt her body relax slightly and turned towards him. His blue eyes moved to the sound system, making her look at it as well. The blond Senshi leader quickly got the idea and shouted, "Give it a shot!" He nodded and got to his knees, nearly falling back down to the sound waves blasting him. While everyone watched and covered their ears, the monkey boy took a few deep breaths before he held one deep in his diaphragm. He then let out a loud, high-pitched monkey screech that shouldn't have been able to come from a human. The waves of sound from the screech met the B52 music and they fought in the air. Suddenly, the music gave in as Chiro took another breath and the sound system exploded into tiny bits and pieces. As soon as the music stopped, Chiro stopped screeching and the Senshi all sighed with relief. Burns roared madly as the Senshi stood up and aimed their power glowing fists at him.
"How dare you destroy my torture device!" he shouted, shaking his larger claw at the heroes. "Smithers, release the hounds!" there was a loud click as the doors were opened and seven large dogs surrounded the Senshi and Chiro.
"Do'h!" Moon called out as the others sighed with annoyance.
"All at once ya'll." Said Venus, using her fake southern accent. The group nodded as Chiro popped his fingers in front of him.
"This'll be a piece of cake." He said. Everyone aimed at the closest dog to them and Venus said, "Now! VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!"
"MOON HEALING MEDITATION!"
"PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!"
"MERCURY AQUA RAPHSADY!"
"MARS BURNING MANDALA!"
"JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!"
"MONKEY FOO!" the dogs all howled in stereo as their bodies shrank to that of small puppies and fell asleep instantly. Once clear, everyone aimed at Burns again, hut he was guarded by the mutant baked goods that were in the gym. The door banged open once more and an army of monster donuts, muffins, and other baked goods surrounded the heroes. The Senshi and Chiro started to power up to attack as there was a series of shouts from the back of the high school gym.
"FAZE CLAW DISTRUPTOR!"
"WHIRLY DESTRUCTO SAW!"
"LAZARIZED DRILL!"
"MAGNA BALL BLAZER!"
"LADY TOMAHAWK!" various green energy saws, magnetic balls of energy and other attacks filled the air as each one of the minions were destroyed. When the smoke cleared, Chiro turned to the back and saw all of the Hyper Force standing under the basketball hoop, Debbie standing in the middle of it.
"Hey, did I miss the party?" the pink haired rebel asked with a sly smile.
"Nope." Said Jupiter with a smile.
"You're a little early actually." Said Chiro.
"Ha!" shouted Burns, bringing the attention back to him. "Do you puny humans think you can defeat me?" he snapped his claws once again and more minions ran in, crowding the door.
"No one can defeat me! No-" a loud pop sound echoed in the room as an orb of white energy hit Burns between the eyes. The alien shattered into millions of granite colored pebbles while the minions all gasped. They glowed as their bodies shrunk and they returned to being eatable treats. The group looked up at Debbie, whose hands were glowing white and said "Dinner's up! Who wants fried lobster!"
"I do!" said Otto with a laugh from everyone else. Chibi moon walked to the door closest to the group and opened it a crack. She gasped in surprise and said, "Everyone, come look at this!" the sailor Senshi, Debbie and the Hyper Force joined the pink Senshi at the door and looked outside. The sky had changed from a shade of gray to a light blue and the all of the ground had turned into a grassy carpet. The sounds of birds and a few butterflies went across the door in front of them.
"Wow." Said Nova.
"Yeah," said Debbie proudly. "This is how it's supposed to look."
"Are you sure you guys can't stay?" asked the pink haired rebel as she typed into a super computer that was several feet higher than her own height. She had changed her clothes from the skirt and tee shirt to a pink tee shirt and a pair of kakis while her hair was up in a ponytail. Around her was the six sailor Senshi, untransformed and the six members of the Hyper Force.
"Sorry Debbs." Said Sprx with a shrug. "But the we have to get back to hunting the Witch Ballina."
"And Tokyo could be over run by the Black Moon Circus by now." Said Ami with a soft smile as she put away her small computer. "We need to get back."
"I understand." Said Debbie with a nod. She hit a final key on the keyboard and as small round platform glowed faintly.
"Okay, Senshi first please." As the others stood on the glowing platform, Usagi hugged the rebel girl and said "Don't ever let the power inside you fade, okay?"
"I wont Usagi." The blond let her go and waved as she stepped onto the platform next to the pink haired member.
"Good Luck Debbs!" said Lita, as there was a flash. Their bodies disappeared instantly and Debbie started to type into the computer once again. After a moment, she told the Hyper Force to take their places. As they did what they were commanded, Antauri floated to the magenta haired girl and said, "You know that if you ever need us again, you know where to find us."
"Of course. But I don't think we will for a long time. Good luck."
"And to you Debbie." The silver monkey stood on the platform next to Chiro, who waved with the rest of the group, as there was another flash of white light. As soon as the Hyper Force was gone, the former rebel sighed as she turned off the computer. Everything stopped glowing and Debbie started to leave the former rebellion hideout. She started to climb up the rusted ladder as the hatch opened up and the girl with silver curls stuck her head down the opening.
"C'mon Debbie! We're gonna be late for school!"
"Okay Mary, hold on." The magenta haired girl replied. She took one last look at the computer with a smile before she pulled herself out of the hole and slammed the latch shut. The sun was shinning in the morning as the teen fallowed her younger neighbor down the sidewalk from the shack to the street where they would then head to school.
FIN!