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Chapter One
Hikaru and Kaoru sat at a café table in the airport. They were bored, after a half hour, of running around the "commoner" airport being amazed by everything. They still had another 30 minutes until the girl they were supposed to pick up would land in Japan and had found a new thing to capture their interest.
"Hello Hikaru and Kaoru! What is the honor for you calling me?" The very loud voice of Tamaki came through the speaker of the phone.
"Hello Milord. Guess where we are." The twins said holding the phone between them with a smirk.
A gasp then, "You aren't at Haurhi's house are you? You better not be harassing my daughter!"
"Don't worry Milord." The twins said rolling their eyes. "We aren't anywhere close to Haruhi's. So guess again!"
A muffled voice could be heard and then the sound of a phone crashing to the floor and Tamaki's loud voice yelling, "THEY'RE AT A COMMENER'S AIRPORT AND DIDN'T TELL ME? WAAAH!"
Hikaru and Kaoru glanced at each and then said, "Milord how did you know that?"
"I asked your mother and she told me." Kyoya's voice came through the speaker.
"Kyoya? What are you doing there?" Kaoru asked. "And put Milord back on. We must tell him all about the commoner's airport." Added Hikaru.
"We are finalizing things for the club ski trip for winter break. Tamaki is sulking right now he won't talk to you."
The twins sighed and placed the phone on the table in front of them. "Oh well. Looks like we have to wait until tomorrow to tell Milord all about the commoner's airport."
"Oh and I think you two might want to know, the girl you are to pick up, she got an earlier flight then planned, she's been waiting for you two for over a hour." The twins could just imagine him smiling his rather evil smile as he added; "I believe that could be something useful for you two. Now I must stop Tamaki from growing mushrooms in my room. Be sure to bring your guest to the club tomorrow." With that Kyoya hung up on the two.
The twins sat in their chairs with their mouths dropped to the ground. "Oops." They said together with a sweat-drop.
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"These commoner airports are so confusing, Hikaru!"
"Commoners are so weird making all of their places so big with so many rooms with everything so crammed! It's so easy to get lost, Kaoru. I don't get why this girl didn't take her jet to our private landing strip."
"But Hikaru, what if she doesn't have a jet?"
"Her mom was a friend of our mom and they went to school together. I highly doubt she was so poor she couldn't afford a jet."
"What if they went bankrupt Hikaru?"
"Oh there are so many possibilities! At least we have something to talk about when we are driv-"
Hikaru stopped walking and stared at something. Kaoru followed his brother's line of sight and grinned. "Well if that isn't her I don't know who can be."
Who were the twins looking at? They were looking at a thin, pale girl around, possibly even shorter, Haruhi's height. She had a hairstyle similar to Kanako Kasugazaki's(1) only it was styled so it would curve outward at the ends and her hair was also a bright neon blue with pink highlights. She was wearing a pink tank top with the design of a strawberry Pocky box. Instead of bare skin between the two straps there was pink fish net connecting them, she also had pink fish net sleeves. The tank top shirt ended above her bellybutton and showed her pale skin. Her skirt, which began at her hips and ended a long ways away from her knees, was a pretty red and then on the top, bottom, and sides of it there were pink triangles, zippers connected each triangle with the one directly across from it. Covering her pale legs were long red and black-stripped stockings and on her feet she wore red tennis shoes, with white platforms.
The girl was spread out on 2 chairs, asleep, with a laptop resting on her stomach. Surrounding her were lots and lots of bag. What stood out the most about the girl was the fact she wasn't as flat as board. Although she was very thin she had VERY obvious curves, very obvious. The twins quickly stopped observing and walked over to her.
"She definitely looks like she's packed for a year." The twins said.
"Should we wake her Kaoru?"
"Why not Hikaru? She's gonna have to wake up sooner or later."
Hikaru grinned and cracked his knuckles. "I just love waking people up." He said as he reached down to tickle her.
Dun Dun! Coco just sent you an IM!! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!(2)
Hikaru jumped back, running into Kaoru, which made them both fall to the floor.
"What was that Hikaru?"
"I don't know it was said in English, but the word IM must stand for an instant message."
The twins picked up the laptop that was resting on the girl's stomach and sat down on some chairs behind her.
"This is cool!" Kaoru exclaimed as he examined the computer. "It's split between Japanese and English. Look Hikaru, the screen is slit in half with the same thing on each side, only one side is in Japanese and the other English."
Hikaru nodded, "It's a smart way to get better at a language that's for sure. Now let's see what our girl was talking about…"
The twins looked at the Japanese side of the computer and started reading the YIM(3) window that was open.
IM: CuckooforCoCoPuffs(4)
OtakuBakaKami: Hiyas Coco! I'm on a plane to Japan:3
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Really? And why is this little Otaku Baka going to Japan? Don't you have somewhere to stay with your family/
OtakuBakaKami: Feh you know they all hate meh I'm gonna stay with one of my mom's old friends Apparently she has twin sons:3
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: -gasps- No way! Lucky! Are they hot:0
OtakuBakaKami: -.- Is that all you think about Coco? And I don't know I haven't met them yet
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: You better set up a webcam chat for me so I can meet them! 0:-)
OtakuBakaKami: -rolls eyes- Boy crazy freak
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Hey! At least I like real guys and don't fantasize meeting someone that belongs in a manga!
OtakuBakaKami: HEY! Don't you dis the otakuness:0
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Yeah yeah Now it's almost 5 here I stayed up all night with you for the past few days Please let me sleep!
OtakuBakaKami: Neh neh fiiiine. You deserve some sleep I guess. –huggles- I'll IM you when I get there :D
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Okay! And you better set up a webcam chat or I'll have to kill you! 0:-)
OtakuBakaKami: Whatever… -.-
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Nights Kami:3
OtakuBakaKami: Shee yaz :3
OtakuBakaKami: ….. Coco are you still there?
OtakuBakaKami: Okay guess not… Bye :'(
Yahoo! Messenger: CuckooforCoCoPuffs is idle
Yahoo! Messenger: CuckooforCoCoPuffs has signed out
Yahoo! Messenger: CuckooforCoCoPuffs has signed back in
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Kaaaaamiiii! I'm baaaaack:3
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: …….
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Helloooooooo :K
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Hey! You went to sleep didn't you:-(
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: -strangles- Wake up joo idiot!! RRAAAWWWRRR.
"Well that was an interesting conversation." Hikaru said with a laugh.
"I would never guess this was the girl that just lost her mother though." Kaoru said.
"Neither would I! In fact I would never guess people would so rude as to waking up a poor little girl and reading her IMs."
Hikaru and Kaoru froze and started to look behind them when suddenly they both felt something hit their heads and they went flying into the wall.
The two sat on the floor dazed and looked up at the girl, who was giggling.
"Oh sorry sorry. I forget my own strength sometimes. Tee hee." She jumped down from the chair she was standing on and walked over to the twins. "Sorry, The name's Kami. I'm a bit.. hmmm how do you say it in Japanese? Violent? No I'd say more grouchy when I'm woken up." Kami held out her hands to help the twins up.
Hikaru stood up on his own and brushed himself off. "Sounds like some friends of ours." He muttered, thinking of Hunny and Kyoya.
Kaoru accepted Kami's hand and stood up. "Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru." He said with a smile.
Kami smiled and skipped over to her laptop and started typing something.
Hikaru and Kaoru looked at each other, shrugged, and looked at what she was typing.
OtakuBakaKami: Well Coco I guess you'll be pleased with my hosts. I'll set up the webcam when I'm on my better computer
CuckooforCoCoPuffs: Squee! Yay! Pretty boys! … gah. Mom's calling I bbiab(5). Toodles!
OtakuBakaKami: Okie Dokie see you later
Kami then shut her laptop and put it in its case. "Well let's go. I've been waiting here fooooooreeeeevvvveeeeerr and ever!"
In the car ride to the Hitachiin Mansion…..
"So Kami how old are you?" The twins asked, sitting on either side of the blue-haired girl.
"I'm turning 16 soon."
"Do you have heterochromia?" Kaoru asked as he noticed that Kami's left eye was gray and the right was green.
Kami laughed and rolled her eyes. "Well isn't Kaoru a smart one? I haven't heard that word in longest time!"
"What are you talking about? I'm Kaoru." Hikaru said rolling his eyes.
Kami giggled and said, "What do you take me for? An idiot? You two have been on the same side of me since we left. Kaoru on my left and Hikaru on my right."
The twins stared at Kami with an eyebrow raised. "Oh really?" They said as their gaze shifted to looking at each other.
"So do you have colored contacts or do you really have two different colored eyes?" Hikaru asked as he grabbed Kami's face in his hands to get a better look at her eyes. "They look real don't they Kaoru?"
Kaoru grabbed Kami's face and looked at her eyes as well. "Yeah they do look real, that or they are really expensive contacts."
Kami brushed Kaoru's hand away and rolled her eyes. "Of course they aren't contacts. I don't have enough money to spend it on pointless things like that."
"But you have enough money to spend it on multiply computers?" The twins asked with a smirk.
An innocent look appeared on Kami's face and she put one finger to her lips to think. "Well the laptop was a present from one of my rich friends for my birthday and then the other ones were from my dad."
"If you have a dad-"
"Why aren't you staying with him?"
"I don't know who he is." Kami said with a shrug. "He and my mom never got married and apparently he travels around the world for his work. Somehow he finds out about things I like and practically showers me in them. Well actually I guess he drowns me with stuff. Suffocates me."
"Why do you keep saying English words while talking?"
"It's annoying. We have to think for a second to figure out what the word means."
"Well soooorry. I'm still new to speaking Japanese and I just replace words I don't remember with English words or I just don't realize I'm saying it. I'll get better at talking in Japanese. And besides, a little thinking could be a good thing for you two." She giggled and looked out the window. "LIKE OH MY GAWD!" She yelled as she quickly crawled over Hikaru to press her face up against the window. "I forgot that I was driving through the streets of Japan! I have to see everything!"
The twins looked at each other and evil smiles spread across their faces. "Hey Kami!" They said pointing at the opposite window. "Look at that!"
Quick as lighting Kami had her face pressed against the other window.
"And look at that!" They said pointing at the other window.
Again Kami sped over to it to see.
The twins little game lasted for a while and Kami showed no signs of tiring. What stopped the twins' game was that Kami finally caught on they were teasing her.
"Oh and look at there!" The twins yelled pointing at the other window.
Just as before Kami quickly ran to the window, only this time she had something besides cool to say. "Oh my gawd. Is that a naked woman I see?" She said backing away from the window with a look of shock on her face.
The twins looked at each then pressed their faces against the window to see the 'naked woman.'
"We don't see her! We must have missed her." They said gloomily sitting back down in their seats, only they couldn't because Kami was sprawled out on all three seats dying of laughter.
She stopped laughing to say, "You guys should have-" A giggle. "Should've seen your faces! Priceless Man! Priceless!" And then she burst out laughing again.
Hikaru and Kaoru didn't know how to react. They had never been outsmarted like that in one of their own games, except with Haruhi and the "Which One Is Hikaru Game!" Thankfully for the twins they were at the mansion and didn't have to reply.
A maid opened the door and bowed. "Welcome back Master Hikaru, Master Kaoru and welcome to the Hitachiin Mansion Kaneko-san. Your bags will be in your room when you return from dinner." She bowed again and walked away.
"Holy 'effin canoles on a Saturday night." Kami muttered under her breath shaking her head. "This place is HUGE!"
The twins shrugged and pulled her up the driveway. "Our summer mansion is bigger."
"Damn." She swore. "You guys are bloody rich."
"Not really." The twins said with a shrug. "Oh and you're going to hang out with us tomorrow after school at our club. One of our friends wants to meet you."
Kami shrugged, "Okay fine by me. I have nothing else better to do." She paused and looked at the two. "Hey did you two switch sides or something?" She paused again and sniffed the air. "Oh! I smell food!" The blue haired girl clapped her hands and ran ahead.
Hikaru and Kaoru stood where they were and watched her run off.
"Hikaru, do you think she could be another Haruhi?"
"There's only one Haruhi, Kaoru. It must have been a lucky guess."
"Yeah I guess you're right Hikaru. There is only one Haruhi."
"Hey you big 'ol slow pokes! Hurry up! I don't know how to get around this damn big place! I'm HUNGRY!!"
"There's no way she can be another Haruhi." The twins said together as they caught up with her. "No way."
End of Chapter One
(1) Kanako Kasugazaki: The teacup girl from volume 1 episode 2
(2) Dun Dun! Coco just sent you an IM!! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!: From now on all italics mean the person is speaking in English
(3) YIM: Yahoo Instant Messenger
(4) CuckooforCoCoPuffs: You know the commercial for Coco Puffs? "I'm CUCKOO FOR COCO PUFFS!"
(5) bbiab: be back in a bit
Jem: Wells I hope everyone enjoyed the first chapter! Lot's of thanks to: gum67, Orochimaru's Ojou-san, e.drennan, mitziE, lotus flower, Rayn Lake, PandaYumi7, and MagykGurl for reviews!
And I give thanks ahead of time (and will again later) to everyone who reviews for this chapter Squee! Oh and if anyone finds any errors with spelling, grammar, or any other types of errors let me know so I can fix them! I embrace constructive criticism! It makes me a better writer and all my readers happier because it's better! Yaaay! Hope you enjoyed squee!
P.s. From now on whenever I explain something from the story it's gonna be numbered and be explained at the end. Like up there If there is anything you are confused about just mention it in your review so I can add it to the list. :3