Jem: Well sorry for taking so long to update. :D I wasn't in the mood for writing for a while –coughcuzIwaswatchDeathNotecough-… But then I started watching some Twin AMVS and I was like, "I feel like writing now." Oh yay! Well here's the next chapter of this Kami infested Ouran fic, Mattiod: Simply SemiInsane!
Chapter Two
Hikaru and Kaoru sat at the large dining table in their large dining room watching their Mom and Kami interact. It was definitely worth them wasting their time watching. Even when the two had first met things were interesting.
Earlier when the trio had first arrived at the Hitachiin Mansion….
"Masami-chan!(1) You look just like your mother!" Yuzuha yelled giving Kami a big hug. "Well she didn't have such a unique taste in clothing (which I might add looks ravishing on you dear) and she didn't have such bright hair, but you still look like her!"
"It's Kami ma'am." Kami said trying to duck out of the hug of doom. "And I think I look nothing like my mom."
"Well she did look more Japanese then you do. You defiantly have the American in you! Oh but you still resemble the old Akemi I knew!"
The twins glanced at each other and looked back at the two females. "This is definitely interesting, Kaoru. Who knew mom and her friend were that close."
"Yes it is defiantly interesting, Hikaru. I wouldn't think mom would be so attached to her friends daughter either."
"And I feel sorry for Masami for having such an odd name. She defiantly looks more like a Kami."
"I want to know where she came up with Kami."
"And I want to know why you two are so unsociable! Come on Kaoru, Hikaru we are going to have dinner together and discuss what's going to happen on Kami's first day of school."
"Why does that concern us, Mom?"
"Because I have a job for you two!" Yuzuha walked down the hall towards the dining room talking about her times with Akemi to Kami.
End of flashback…. SHA!…..yah….Let's get back to the present……
"And Mom hasn't even told us our 'job' yet." Even though they had eaten all the courses of their meals (and the twins were still in shock at how much Kami had eaten) and even desert (that Kami had 3rds of) their mom had yet to say one word to them. She was too busy talking to Kami to even bother talking to them, but it was still interesting to listen.
Kami was definitely very interesting to Kaoru, who unlike Hikaru, noticed the personality change in the girl. It was almost as if she had been switched with another person the second their mom showed up. She was most definitely very interesting.
"-And so then Akemi, the little idiot, decided she wanted to get some ice cream. She wandered away from our group and got lost!" Yuzuha laughed and took a sip of her water. She started to talk more about her old friend when Kami cut her off.
"Excuse me Yuzuha-san, but didn't you say you had a job for Hikaru and Kaoru?"
The twins looked at their mom with their eyebrows raised. "Yeah Mom. We really don't feel like sitting here anymore. And we still have homework."
"Oh. Sorry boys I forgot. I was so caught up in the old days." Yuzuha laughed and then got a very serious look on her face. "I want you two to stick with Kami-chan tomorrow and then let her hang out in your club after school and then go home with you two. I don't want poor little Kami-chan being suck in a big school so different from what she's used to all alone."
"All right Mom fine by us. We'll be going now. Night now." The twins stood up simultaneously and walked out and headed to their room.
Kami quickly stood up and bowed to Yuzuha. "It was nice chatting with you Yuzuha-san! I'm a bit tired so I'm going to try to catch some sleep. Good night." She bowed again and ran out of the room to catch up with the twins.
"Gawd does your guy's mom always talk that much? I felt like I was suffocating in words!" She said pretending to drown as she caught up with the two.
The twins stopped walking and looked behind their shoulders to watch Kami 'drown.' "She didn't talk that much." They said with a shrug as they continued walking.
"Oi, oi! Wait up." Kami stopped drowning and ran after the two. "So does Ouran have a uniform? If it does is it mandatory? I really hate uniforms."
Hikaru and Kaoru stared at each other and a grin spread across their face. Kami would not like the uniform for girls. "There are uniforms, but you don't have to wear them. Our friend Haruhi just wore clothes from home on his first day, but then again he couldn't afford the uniform. You could just lie and say you can't afford it, but no one would probably care as long as you don't dress inappropriately."
"Okay that's good to know. Whew. And where's my room?"
"Right there." The twins said pointing at a door as they walked into the one across from it. "Good night. Hope you're ready for a fun first day of school." They added as the shut their door with mischievous grins.
Kami shuddered and walked into her room. "They creep me out sometimes." She looked around her room with her jaw dropped to the floor. "Holy… holy… there's nothing to go after holy this is so frickkn'… Oh mi gawd.."
Her room was bigger than her whole apartment back in New York. The bed was big enough to fit 20 people, okay a small exaggeration, at least 10. The wardrobe was huge, like everything else, and Kami could easily hide in it, even with all of her clothes in it. She was scared to even look in the bathroom, heck all she knew there was a Jacuzzi in it!
"Well at least my computers are set up." She commented walking over to the desk that easily fit her three computers.
She opened up the laptop she was using earlier and checked to see if Coco was online. "Aww man looks like I will really go to sleep now." She sighed and looked around to see if there was a bookshelf and sure enough there was one that was full with all of her manga that she had brought with her. "Well seems like everything's here. Can't wait till tomorrow!"
The blue haired girl threw off her clothes, just leaving them on the floor, and put on her pjs, a periwinkle tank top with a faded picture of a cat and dog holding hands with the words, 'Best Friends' under it and then shorts in the same color with the dog and cat, flowers, and hearts. Then she buried her hand in an unpacked bag and pulled out a cute little stuffed dog.
"Night me." She said with a yawn as she jumped onto the bed, almost instantly falling asleep when she hit it.
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"Kaaaami. Waaake uuuupp. We have to leave for school in 20 minutes." The twins knocked on Kami's door boredly. "Kaaami. We're coming in if you don't reply."
There was silence on the other side and the twins shrugged. They turned the doorknob and pushed on the door, that wouldn't budge. Hikaru nodded at Kaoru and they both grinned. The two back up then charged at the door, ready to break it down. The second they were about run into it the door opened and they went flying through the air.
"Oh my. I didn't realize you were there. Silly me." Kami's peeked out from behind the door with a big grin. She stepped out from behind it and picked up her backpack that was lying near the door and walked down the hall laughing.
The twins jumped up, pissed, and ran after her. Who was she to think she could play tricks on them? They were about to start yelling when they noticed something. Instead of seeing blue hair in front of them they saw neon orange hair bouncing in two pigtails.
"Kami. What happened to your hair?"
Kami stopped walking
and turned around so she faced the two. Giggling she said, "Oh I
felt like something different." She was wearing a sky blue t-shirt
with a bunny surrounded by flowers and navy blue fishnet sleeves. Her
jean skirt was normal enough, compared to the one the day before, but
it was still odd with the odd sparkly flowers spattered over it. She
wore stocking that went up past the end of her skirt, the same color
as her shirt, with flowers and hearts covering it and then on her
feet she wore blue
Converse.
The twins stared at each other with sweat-drops, "She obviously wants to stand out."
"No shit Sherlock." The now orange haired girl said with a shrug. "Now weren't you saying something about being late? I wouldn't want to be late on my first day. Nopes. Let's get to school." She turned around again and started walking down the hall towards the stairs. "I would never think I would say this but, I really want to go to school! If it's your school who knows what it's gonna be like!"
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So far Kami would say her school day was stupid. First the administration people were bugging her about her outfit, and then they started getting all sympathetic when the twins told them that her mom had just died. She did not want people pitying her! She had yelled at the twins once they left to just tell people her parents were on a long, very long, business trip. So then when she got to class she had to introduce herself to the whole frickkn class. What was the point of that? If people really wanted to be her friend they would try to find out stuff about themselves. All she had said was that her name was Kami, her parents were on a business trip, she liked food and anime, that she was from America, and that she didn't like introducing herself. The teacher looked a little pissed after that, but Kami didn't care. Her classes were boring and uneventful, but she did notice an odd guy that seemed close with the twins, he seemed a bit girly (She decided he was either a cross-dresser or gay). Right before the bell rang for school to end the twins had told her where to go for their club. They left with the girly guy as the bell rang. So that was where Kami was right now, standing in front of the 3rd Music Room wondering if she should even bother going in.
"Well it's worth a try." She said with a sigh as she gently pushed the door open.
"Welcome." Red rose petals flew out of nowhere into Kami's face and she stared at a group of seven guys, a blonde sitting in a rather royal looking chair (It appeared the source of flowers came from him), a guy with glasses stood between the twins and directly behind the blond, a cutsie little blonde stood on the left of the taller blonde and a very tall calm looking guy stood behind him, and then there was the girly guy in Kami's class on the right of the guy sitting in the chair.
"Holy shit!" Kami shrieked as she turned around and tried to get out, only running into the wall next to the door instead.
"Ooh. Its just Kami." The twins said rolling their eyes as they walked over to Kami to stare at her with curiosity. "What's with that reaction?"
Suddenly the tall blonde jumped up and pushed the twins out of the way. "You two should be nicer to a fair maiden." He bowed and held out a rose to her. "Welcome fair American maiden to the Ouran Host Club."
Kami sat on the floor rubbing her head that she had hit rather hard, and stared at the guy standing in front of her. "What the hell is this place, some real life dating sim(2) or something and what's with the flower flying all over the place? What if someone was allergic to roses!" She jumped up and put her hands on her hips. "They'd get an allergic reaction and go all, Ahcck. Bleehhck. Die."
The blonde guy suddenly went into a corner and looked all gloomy. "But the roses complete the look." He whined to himself.
The twins laughed and put their arms around Kami's shoulders. "Nice Kami! You made Milord go to his corner the second you met him!"
"Neeh? Hika-chan, Kao-chan you know her?" The other blonde said running up with a bunny in his arms and Kami noticed that the tall calm guy followed him silently.
"Hey isn't she the one from our class? How do you know her you two?" The girly guy said walking over to the group as well.
The twins grinned one of their mischievous and were about to talk when the glasses guy cut them off.
"Kaneko Masami(3), aka Kami, class 1-A. She is currently staying with Hikaru and Kaoru until she can find another place to stay." He said reading from some notebook.
"Why are you here Kami? You don't seem like the type that would be interested in this stupid, pointless club." It was the girly guy talking again.
"Haruhi how could you be cruel!" The tall blonde yelled from his corner (or Corner of Doom(4) as Kami decided to call it).
Kami glanced at the guy and mentally argued whether or not he was a girl or not. "I have nooo ideas where the hell I am. Those two's-" She pointed at the twins. "-Mom wanted me to stick with them today since it was my first day."
"Does Kami-chan like bunnies?" The small blonde asked looking up at Kami.
What the hell? He looks like he could be in elementary! What's he doing in a high school uniform? "Of course I like bunnies." The orange haired girl said rolling her eyes. "Would someone who didn't like bunnies wear an outfit like this?"
The blonde smiled and held out his stuffed bunny. "Does Kami-chan want to hang on to Usa-chan until the end of club?"
Kami stared at the bunny and grinned, taking it. "Sure." She said giving it a hug. "So would someone care to introduce themselves?"
The tall blonde guy suddenly jumped out of his Corner of Doom (that should be said in a very deep menacing voice) and said very dramatically. "How could the Host Club be so rude to have a fair maiden remind us to introduce ourselves?" He bowed, ever so dramatically, to Kami and said, "What is your type? Wild man? Loli-shota? Natural? Lil Devil? Cool? Or is my Princely style more your type?"
Hikaru and Kaoru grinned at each other and were both thinking the same thing, 'Kami's reaction is going to be funny' and it most certainly was.
At first the short girl(5) (Yes she was short! Shorter than Haruhi, but still a bit taller than Hunny) just stood frozen awestruck, then a small grin crept across her face, then she burst out laughing like crazy. "Holy Flying Cows! Never, I repeat never, have ever gotten such a reply like that when I asked for names back in America! Gawd, Japan is more like a manga then I realized! How cheesy was that? Heh heh. I think my side is gonna explode." Kami fell over on her side and started rolling around on the floor laughing her head off. "I don't think I can breathe." She gasped, sitting up and hugging Usa-chan. "Now wasn't that funny Usa-chan? Hmm I should bring Aka-chan(6), she's a doggie, and I bet you two would like each other."
The tall blonde once again was in his Corner of Doom (Deep Voice! Deep Voice!) and the girly guy tapped him on the shoulder. "Tamaki-senpai, you really shouldn't be that distraught. She's from America and obviously she would have a reaction different from you usually have."
The blonde jumped up and smiled. "Yes, yes you are right. How should I act around an American?" He started thinking real hard and zoned out from the rest of the world.
"I'm Hunny!" The cute blonde said kneeling next to Kami. "Could you bring your Aka-chan to school? I bet Usa-chan would like a friend!"
Kami nodded and stood up. "Sure I'll do that." She smiled and looked around the group. Maybe this group isn't that bad. The blonde is like an anime character though.
"So Hunny would you be able to give a better introduction of everyone then that guy over there?"
Hunny giggled and pointed at the tall guy. "That's Takashi! But everyone calls him Mori." He pointed at the glasses guy and said, "That's Kyo-chan! But he prefers Kyoya." He then pointed at the blonde and the girly guy. "And then that's Tama-chan and Haru-chan! Only no one calls them that either for some reason! They go by Tamaki and Haruhi."
"Thanks Hunny." Kami said with a smile.
"Excuse me." Kyoya said walking over to the two. "But the club is starting now Hunny-senpai, your customers are here."
Hunny nodded and waved his pointer finger in the air, "Take good care of Usa-chan for me Kami and then we can share some cake after club!" He did a twirl and skipped over to some couches where some girls were sitting.
What came next was the unexpected for Kami.
"Where will you take us for the next club trip Tamaki?"
"Where ever my princesses will like to go."
"We made some cookies today Tamaki. Will you eat some?"
Tamaki bent low to look up into the eyes of a girl and replied, "Only if you feed them to me."
"Tamaki!" The girls said blushing and smiling.
"So this one time we were playing hide and seek as kids. It was this guy's turn to hide and guess where he hid! In the closet! Only the closet locked on the outside and locked him in when he closed the door! So I-"
"Hikaru! Not that story!"
"Was stuck looking all around the house for over an hour-"
"Hikaru!" Kaoru yelled embarrassed.
Hikaru grabbed Kaoru's head between his hands and said, "Oh Kaoru I'm sorry. You know I love how cute you are when you are embarrassed."
"Hikaru!"
The two girls that were sitting with them squealed, "Ohhh! The brotherly love! Ahhhh!"
"What the hell is this." Kami said staring at what was going on. "This has to be some type of real life dating sim I swear."
Kyoya stood next to her and pushed his glasses up. "We are simply rich beautiful men with to much time on our hands with rich beautiful women with to much time on their hands. The Host Club was created to entertain females. Of course we do earn profit from all of this which is what makes it worthwhile."
While Kyoya was talking Kami noticed some girls walking in their direction. She noted they had been with the twins and slowly took a step back. Anyone who thought the 'brotherly love' was brotherly had major problems. Before she could go away Kyoya put his hand on her back and gave her a slight push towards them. "I had my reasons for wanting the twins to bring you here." He said in her ear as she walked past him.
"Neh?" Kami turned her head to ask what he was talking about, but he was already gone and the girls were already in front of her. "Kami-chan? Is it true you are staying at Hikaru and Kaoru's house?" They asked with their hands folded together and sparkles filling their eyes.
"W-What?" Kami looked over at the twins to see them snickering, she'd have to get them back later. "Heh, yes I am. My mom knows their mom." She said laughing nervously, who knew what their reaction would be.
The girls gasped and squealed, "Ooh that's not fair! You get to live with Hikaru and Kaoru! It must be so much fun being able to see what they do at home!" They walked away fantasizing about what they would do if they were living with the twins.
"Oookay." Kami said walking over to a window seat. She sat down criss-cross on it and sat Usa-chan in her lap. "Well this is quite an interesting place now isn't it Usa-chan? I really want to find out if that Haruhi guy is a girl or not. There is no way he could actually be straight and like girls. Nuh uh Detective Kami is on the case."
End of Chapter Two
(1) Masami: Haha! Yes it is Kami's first name! Mwuhahaha!
(2) Dating Sim: A video game subgenre of simulation games, usually Japanese, with romantic elements. (Definition courtesy of Wikipedia XD)
(3) Kaneko Masami: I put this here so you guys can see where the nickname Kami comes from. Kaneko Masami.
(4) Corner of Doom: It's Tamaki's Corner of Doom! Corner of Doom must be thought or said in a deep voice or else it's not THE Corner of Doom. The Corner of Doom is the name I gave to Tamaki's corner of sulkiness. (Wow that's a word! 0.o)
(5) Short girl: I haven't really described Kami's height that much but yes she is very short for someone that's 15. Of course Hunny is short but that's Hunny.
(6) Aka-chan: Kami's stuffed dog. Aka is short for Akamaru, who is the dog in Naruto, only she made it a girl.
Jem: Yaaay! Next chapter up Squee!
Thanks to Lindsay-chan (I made it all Blah Blah for you in this chapter. To tell you the truth I prefer the un-Blah Blah way so I thought other people did too. Soo for making it hard to read!), squirrelmaster, Angel-of-Twilight13 (POCKY!), iCandy, Rayn Lake, lotus flower (Schools should sell Pocky, but nooo schools are stupid), PandaYumi7, LittleAngel22493 (Sorry if you are dead. Please don't hunt me! Have your soul watch Death Note instead. That's good!), and MagykGurl for your reviews!
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