I see many people do this so I think I'm supposed to do it to.
I don't own Naruto because if I did the chapters would come out every month and the story would have Sakura and Sasuke as a couple.
"Well, your screwed. Not the first time this happened to you either , think you would have learned your lesson or some self-control but nooooooooo, you got to be an idiot and-" "Hey! Don't start ranting on me Ino! It's happened to you too! You got way to into that fight with whats-her-name, uuuuhhhhh... Oh! I know it now, it was the Temptress."
A manicured hand came out and slapped the blonde. "Owww" "Don't ever say her name! That was different! She thought I was fat and was trying to make a pass at Shikamaru!" The couple argued their way down the hall in the giant mansion. Their loud voices bounced off the walls. "Headmaster is going to have a fit!".
A couple minutes later they stood by a giant door about to enter the Headmaster's office. "You know, this is your only chance to run and hide or make a break for it." "Yeah I know, but Granny would get even angrier and I'd have a bigger punishment." "Hmmm, true." Ino lifted her hand to turn the door knob. While her hand was inches away, the door opened.
The office was littered with papers everywhere. All of them were reports to the government needed to be filled out on how the school was going, or complaints and fines from wreckage from previous fights. People just don't appreciate superheroes anymore these days. I mean, so what if we totaled your house, we saved the city and all it's inhabitants lives! The back of the room was completely made by missile proof glass. It overlooked the gardens of the mansion and part of the city. The walls were a nice biege color.
The headmaster was completely blocked from view because of the papers stacked all around and on her desk. She had her blonde hair back in two pigtails at the bottom of her head, that went all the way down to the small of her back. Her usual outfit was on, consisting of a vine like, v-neck, tight, sleeveless, beige t-shirt. Her DD chest were straining against the fabric (as usual) making the t-shirt longer. She was wearing forest green capris, and cute high-heeled shoes.
Standing in front of the desk stood Sakura, facing them. She was dressed in her superhero outfit. She was dressed in a black corset with red laces. It went down a little bit higher than her belly button. She wore a long black skirt that touched the floor, with a slit on either side reaching up to a little bit higher than mid-thigh. She wore a silver hoop belt. She wore black gloves with red laces to her elbow. The gloves went to her middle finger were it was kept in place by being attached to a silver ring. She wore black, sexy, 4 inch heeled, laced up, black leather boots that reached to mid-thigh. Her emerald eyes were peering *kind of like glaring* at Naruto, then she turned her head to moi. A strand of long, straight pink hair fell into her dove (the soap) colored skin face. Her red luscious lips *thanks to that fa-bu-lous lipstick she would have to borrow for her date* were set into a straight line, She didn't look to happy. Whileher eyes *weird, freaky, look-into-your-soul cat eyes*continued focused on Naruto, the strand of hair floated back into place.
Shizune, Tsunade's helper, turned and focused her blue-black eyes on them. She was holding her pig TonTon in her arms. She had a fetish *she always told me that it was perfectly normal to dress up your pet ,for crazies, that many people did it but of course Ino never met anyone who did....* for dressing up her pig. She reached up and tucked some blue-black hair behind her ear. Ino looked at Sakura.
"You know, you could just open the door when we reach it, instead of freaking us out and opening it when I reach for it."
"Yes, but what would be the fun in that?"
Tsunade coughed. "You wanted to see Naruto Tsunade?"
"Thank you Ino you may leave." "Sure." "I said you may leave." "I know you said I could not that I had to."
"Ino leave." "Fine, I'm going." *It is so much fun to rile her up, have fun Naruto..Sucka*
Tsunade looked at Sakura. "Is she gone?" "Yes" "good." Tsunade turned her head in that scary alive-evil-doll motion and glared at Naruto.
"Hehe" Naruto weakly smiled, putting his hands behind his head. Her almond eyes narrowed into slits.
"You injured 7 spectators and 2 hostages, 4 older citizens had to go to the hospital because of heart attacks, destroyed the banks windows and lost millions of dollars because you didn't think to grab the bags when you went to beat up the thieves-"
"We retrieved them al-"
"And because of that 11 people are in the hospital from the stampede the money caused." "Oops." He smiled sheepisly. Sakura snickered. If Tsunades eyes could get any narrower, they did. She jerked her head towards her. "Don't you laugh Sakura, the helicopter you put on the highway caused traffic for hours!" "Well where else was I supposed to put it? I was hurrying trying to grab the money and save those people."
During this time, Shizune had put her pig down, grabbed a cup of water, evaded the papers and placed it in front of Tsunade in a smooth motion. "Tsunade, your blood pressure." Tsunade grumbled. "Why can't I-" "Because your trying to get over your addiction." Tsunade sighed and took a sip of the water."Right. As your punishment the next 10 D missions are yours."
"What!!" They both screamed. (Well Sakura screamed Naruot screeched). Tsunade unplugged her ears.
"But we didn't-"
"No back up-"
"Even do anything-"
"Or help for D rank-"
"The old people have heart attacks when dogs walk by! There's a bunch of them anyway and we don't need them all-"
"missions, D RANK. Why would we need help on D rank? Why the hell do we get that punishment, you didn't give Ino or TenTen a punishment like this when they-"
"And they just hold up traffic and mall lines! And it's not our fault that people-"
"injured spectators! Why should I even get punished! I just held up traffic-"
"are greedy-"
"Naruto did all-"
"fools and are-"
"the wreckage-"
"Enough!!"Shizune handed her a pill."Your dismissed" "But-!" "Dismissed!"
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Okay, I hope I don't get in trouble for the old people thing. It's just a joke. Sorry if I don't update a lot. I write the chapters but it takes a while for me to type them because as soon as I get on the Internet I go to fanfiction. And I'm to lazy to type. I only type when I'm at school and Teachers are watching so I can't go on MySpace.
So basically for those you did not understand the first chapter. It's by Naruto and the Jack dudes perspective. The italics in between each line is Naruto's thoughts. It's Naruto going to rescue the people in the bank.
In the argument the first person speaking is Naruto, the second is Sakura. In this chapter the italics are their screaming one-sided argument. In other chapters with stars italics are thoughts. In this chapter it's Ino's thoughts.
Thank you for those you reviewed and put me on alert.
The chapters names are songs I love.
Funny quotes from Dark angel-
NORMAL: Well, well, well . . . so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died . . . again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
MAX: I overslept.
SUNG: What did you find out last night at the airstrip?
LOGAN: When some girls don't eat dinner they get real cranky.
ZACK: I don't like it.
LYDECKER: There is no "I" in "team," Zack.
(The computer scans the eyeball and flashes "APPROVED.")
MAX: I guess there's an "I" in "team."
KENDRA: There's only one word for you and it starts with an "s", ends with a "t", and it's got a "u" and "l" in the middle.
MAX: "Sult"?
KENDRA: A dyslexic slut at that.