Lucky you! You get two new chapters in one night! (morning actually.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, Less Than Jake (That Buddy is looking pretty cute too) or any character, idea, or song affiliated with it/them.
Song used:Portrait of a Cigarette Smoker at 19.
I used to be a stereotype.
Someone you'd never recognize with fingers so yellow, they matched the yellow skies.
Half alive with half open eyes, a one track mind, and a flawed design.
I felt like I was lost at only the age of nineteen, floating around in alcohol and apathy and taking in too much caffeine and nicotine.
There were a few things I memorized, like bottle clinking and a few last words from long lost friends of mine.
I looked at my yellow fingers.
After all the fuck ups and fallouts, with all the ups and downs, through all the breaking up and breaking down, I was still the same stereotype.
Words to live by: Im doing just fine.
Has anyone listened to the B is for B-sides album by Less Than Jake?
Its pretty amazing.
It makes me wanna skank my life away.
I got it for $10 and it came with a shirt!
Go me!
Okay, well get the album (but don't illegally download it or you'll owe Roger Manganelli $10. hahahahaha. You had to be at Warped Tour in to get it.)
But if really want to know (I'd want to know), Less Than Jake asked the crowd who got the GNV FLA album and they asked who pre-ordered it, who went out and bought it, who downloaded it off of itunes, and who illegally downloaded and some chick raised her hand when they asked who illegally downloaded it and Roger was like "You owe me ten bucks!" hahahaha.
I thought it was funny.