I don't own Naruto. If I did the drawings would most likely be stick figures.
The mansion's garden was beautiful. She was sitting on a marble bench under a cherry blossom tree. The fountain in front of her was truly a masterpiece; made of marble it had statues with many mermaids on it. All of them were doing different things. It was in the middle of a pond with a small waterfall on the side. There were floating lilies and Kio fish swimming around. The pond was in the middle of the huge garden. A monarch butterfly circled her, then rested on a rose bush only a few steps away from her. It was so peaceful, serene, the only place in the mansion that gave off a peaceful aurora.
She put her head back, her black hair shimmered in the warm, bright sun. Her eyes closed, a blissful sigh escaped her red lips.
A bush rustled.
Her opal eyes popped open. She sat up, removing her back from the cherry blossom tree. She looked around warily then felt silly. It was probably just a bunny.
She leaned back again against the tree. Another bush rustled, but it sounded bigger this time. She popped her eyes open again and concentrated on finding the aurora of whatever was disturbing her peace.
The flowers above her rustled. She jerked her head up.
Watching.
Waiting.
A blob of yellow landed in front of her, startling her.
"Hinnnnnata-" "EEEEEKKK!" A flash of white. "AAAAUUUGH!"
The sapphire eyes of the blonde opened. A plain, white, boring ceiling with 113 cracks in it (don't ask) looked back at him. How'd he get in here? Oh yeah, he just wanted to say hi to his love, Hi-. A head pooped over his face. A soft, sweet voice spoke.
"I'm so s-sorry naruto-k-kun about hurting y-your head but you scared m-me." "it's alright Hina, it doesn't hurt that much."
A masculine voice came from the side. "That's because there's nothing in it". The blonde-haired boy turned his head to the side. ( Fuck Shouldn't have done that.) And looked at the owner of the voice. He was greeted with white eyes belonging to a boy with long, way to girly, brown hair, who had a infuriating smirk on.
"Shut it pretty boy."
"Oh, I wouldn't classify him as pretty." A brown haired girl sat on "pretty boy's" lap. She had her hair up in two buns on top of her head on either side. She looked up at "Pretty boy" and smiled, dragging her nail in a circular motion on his chest. Her tone turned flirty.
"He's more of the handsome type of boy."
"Handsome boy" smirked at her then leaned down to kiss her ending up in a make out session.
"Get a room you two." He looked up and smirked (the only thing his face could do, god did he ever smile?). "We are in one."
"A room with a bed!" The girl replied this time. "We are in one." "Not an occupied bed!" "It won't be for long, we could knock you right out and…."
"You are not using me as a love table again! I refuse to wake up and find two people having sex on me again! I had nightmares for weeks on end!"
"We didn't know you were there-"
"Doesn't matter, you shouldn't of been having sex in the morgue, Who does that anyways? You should have felt a body under that sheet and pulled out another bodiless bed! If it wasn't for me, you would have been having sex on a dead body! The poor disgraced spirit!"
"Pretty boy's" eyebrow raised up. "Well when you get into the moment…"
"Don't want to know!" "Besides what we haven't asked is what you were doing in the morgue.
Naruto's eyes shifted. "None of your business"
"As interesting as this conversation is I think we should give it a break. Poor Hinata looks like she's about to faint from blood loss in her body and I don't want her to burst a blood vessel again. Neji and Tenten the morgue is out of bounds."
They looked where the voice came from ^horrible wording I know^. Tsunade walked in, followed by Ino who had an amused grin on, then Sakura.
"Neji and Tenten the morgue is out of bounds."
(Why the hell am I here?)
Ino stood next to Sakura, behind Tsunade. Doofus was laying down on his bed struggling to get up a grimace on his face.*Ow,ow,ow* He had an iv attached to his arm and half of his head was bandaged.
His girlfriend, the ever loving Hinata, was sitting on a chair next to him, trying to find pillows to prop her boyfriend up.*Oh My God, I hurt him really bad. What if he want's to break up with me know* Looking like she was on the verge of tears. What she didn't know was that Naruto would rather die than break up with her, he was too much in love with her. He had his moments.
On the left side of the room sat Tenten and Neji sitting in a chair. Well Neji was sitting on a chair Tenten was sitting on his lap. (Wherever Hinata usually was you would probably see Neji) *My God she has such a tight ass…*She wiggled around uncomfortably, probably trying to get as comfortable as one could with a crowbar sticking into your but. *Being big has its advantages but sometimes it hurts….* Note to self, stay out of that couples heads when they're horny.
"What happened here?"
"I'm s-sorry Tsunade, I d-didn't know it was N-Naruto-kun, and I t-thought someone was a-attacking me."
*Ow,ow,ow*
*I hope Tsunade won't be mad*
*A picture bare skin on bare skin caressing..* (MY EYES!)
*Ha,Ha he looks like he's in pain. Did Neji just get big-*
*I wonder if I could bribe Kakashi to get me some sake*
*Don't even try Ino*
"It's alright Hinata, you didn't mean to, besides it serves him right.""Oh sure, kick me when I'm down." They all ignored him. "Since Naruto is unable to participate in tonight's mission, Ino will be going in his place.(Oh, okay…Wait what!)
"What!"
"Why do I have to be with piggy-"
"What did I do-"
"Can't you pick someone else-"
"to deserve this-"
"like Hinata, she's sweet and-"
"I mean I know I told Shizune about your secret sake stash but-"
"Quiet! Sakura, Ino will be your partner for this mission. Ino you will go and participate. That's final!" She spun around and stalked out the door. Muffled snickering. Ino turned to look at Naruto. Rage washed over her face. "Your dead" she hissed.
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I got the sex in the morgue idea from NCIS. Where Ducky finds a cheetah bra, and asks his assistant how it got in there. The assistant says I don't know and as soon as ducky leaves he calls up his girlfriend and says I found the bra. Then He says what you mean it was part of a matching set. I laughed so freakin hard.
Okay I discovered that my plan for the story had a m-rated scene in it, so I'll tell the chapter before the m-rated scene. You'd think that I would update more since its summer, but my parents have me working all the time now and I only have an hour on the computer that I usually miss. So it's kind of hard for me to update. Please read my profile and answer my poll please.
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Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
One day, you will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I see regular people!
Being weird is like being normal, only better.