Narrator: time for the next episode

Fox: really? Finally updating the smash bros fanfic?

Narrator: yes, finally updating the smash bros fanfic.

Wolf: you're updating the smash bros fanfic??

Narrator: yes…. I'm updating it.

Pit: You're-

Narrator: no, I'm not going to stop cutting you off.

*sulks away*

Master Hand: are you sure you want to implement a new OC completely irrelevant to the scheme of the current OC's when a whole bunch of characters are already introduced within the last 3 chapters?

Narrator: of course, because doing too many chapters and running things through incredibly quickly to confuse other readers is obviously the best thing to do.

????: uaa….?

Narrator: aww, he's so cute. Anyways, lets start.

Pit: I do-

Feral sheath, animalism

Pit: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO CUT ME OFF WITH-

Narrator: shh, story's more important than you, but for the sake of redundancy I guess I'll stop cutting you off.

Pit: Finally, -

Upon breaking from the kiss, everyone in the room except Mario stared, shocked at the sudden display of affection and the revelation of love so soon in the story that it really doesn't make sense. Finally Tina was the first to speak up.

"So he's gay after all. That's it Seth, you owe me 10 (insert name of homeland currency here)s now."

"What? I was the one who proposed that he was gay in the first-"

"YOU MEAN YOU BET ON MY HOMOSEXUALITY?????" Koran screamed at them.

"Umm… we can explain" both Tina and Seth called out at the same time. Koran just responded with a sigh. (A/N: I'll be referring to them by their normal names from now on because I haven't updated in so long and am a bit lazy to remember their old names) At this an announcement rang with master hand stating the following: due to no apparent reasons, we've decided to throw in one more original character because the author wanted him to come into fruition. Please be nice to him as he will probably be involved in more of the author's fanfics, but will play only a minor role in this one.

"hmm, we should go see him" Fox was the first to speak up, hoping to cancel the argument that had just started between the three fighters. Everyone agreed and they left towards the lobby, forgetting about someone.

"Hey! What about me!" Ellas shouted.

"you need rest, so get some sleep" was Koran's response as they exited the room.

Standing outside the entrance, the strange new smasher stood outside the door. He was like that of Fox, Wolf, and Falco, except his animalistic side took priority over his human side. He had paws over hands, yet the paw was slightly elongated so that the individual "fingers" could bend like that of a hand, though he lacked opposable thumbs. His arms and legs were also lengthened as such so that he could stand up of he made such an attempt, but he bent his knees to stay as low as a dog would. He had black fur with a white/grey stripe running down his back. In comparison he was larger than Pikachu, about double the size of Kirby. "auu…" the beast uttered as he stood up to open the door, which took a while because of the lack of thumbs. After a few attempts he managed to open the door to be met with Fox and company.

"other people…." He said. "hii…" he wimpered. "I guess… this form isn't very good right now… I should… change…." He spoke, slurring his speech quite a bit, as he shapeshifted into a near human form, now with a look much similar to Fox, and for some reason grew a bit so that he was much closer to his height. "my name… Faust… you?" Everyone gave weird looks, Tina being the first to answer.

"Hi, my name is Tina, nice to meet you! This is Fox, Koran, and Seth." Faust kept his distant stare, his eyes looking like he was staring at everything at once

"Tina… Koran… Seth…" the creature said raising a hand, elbow down (lazily) pointing at each person. "Fox…? Animal name… to animal?" Faust said, continuing his slurred speech. Fox gave a weird look, but did answer "yeah, I guess I'm pretty unique in that sense." At this, master hand trailed into the room.

"Welcome, Faust. Your room will be located on the second floor, room 29. You will be rooming with Koran, because we're out of rooms, which could be changed if the author decided to but obviously you're going to play a greater role than we had originally planned."

-

Narrator: Hey! You're not supposed to give away what I'm planning to do, even if it does add to the humor factor, which it probably doesn't

Master hand: oh, so he is going to play a decent role in the story?

Narrator:… moving on…

"haauu… floating hand… cool…" Faust said, still sounding spaced out, his speech somewhat incomplete, strangely enough, considering that all animal languages can be translated this was odd for a smasher's language to be so broken, but perhaps he was trying to speak in a different language that he wasn't good with.

"Um, yes, I can float and I'm a hand, but moving on, Koran, can you lead Faust to his room?"

"Okay, will do. It's about time we went to sleep anyways, I'm heading off to bed." Koran said, gesturing Faust to come with him. Faust responded by eagerly trudging towards him as he was led to his room, everyone watching until they went out of sight. Master hand spoke first.

"On other matters, Tina, Seth, unfortunately, we do not have enough room to accommodate you in this mansion, so you must either sleep in the lobby or leave, or find another way to generate a room.

"Oh, no problem, I can create a bedroom, albeit it won't be of the highest quality." Seth returned.

"Is that so? Then feel free to stay as long as you like. I'd accept you in the tournament, but the author says that you're abilities are too cheap and will have you two being the last ones up, even though Koran really doesn't seem to be an exception, with his teleporting and all. And besides, even if we could, the author has made it so that we've conveniently ran out of rooms, so-" the intercom came on with one of the most ironic messages of all time.

"author here. In order to allow Tina, Seth, and Ellas into the competition, I'm willing to generate two more rooms with my writing powers, it is up to them if they want to agree. Please decide within the next 5 minutes."

"I'm down." Tina responded.

"I guess I can join in too." Seth also responded. The intercom played again.

"With your acceptance you will now be roomed on the far end of the first floor, room 30."

"Interesting…" Fox muttered to himself. "This is a pretty cool development. I think I'll enjoy this year's tournament. Anyways, I'm tired, and it's getting late, so we should all be heading to bed." The others nodded and agreed. As Fox walked towards the elevator to enter the second floor he thought "God that guy's cute."

"I'll go ask for Ellas' decision." Master hand said as he floated away. Everyone else left towards separate directions towards their rooms.

Meanwhile, Faust and Koran had entered their rooms.

"uaa, nicely decorated…"

"Um, you can talk in your native language, theres a translation device implemented in this mansion that automatically converts things into what we can understand."

"ah…? Translator…okay…Tired…" The demi-human said as he crashed onto the bed, falling asleep before hitting it. Upon falling asleep he shifted back into his beast like form, curling his body slightly.

"Hmm, his speech hasn't improved. On the other hand, he must have been really worn out today. Well, I better get some sleep. Tomorrows another day." Koran said lieing down on his bed and drifting to sleep.

"So, do you want to join the battle?"

"hmm, seems interesting. You just beat the crap outta each other, right?"

"Um, yes, I suppose-"

"Great! This is a perfect chance to strengthen my powers. Prepare yourselves, cuz' you'll have to face ME now."

"this is gonna get wild…"

Narrator: and thus, the chapter with a hell of a lot of author intervention is done.

Fox: you gonna keep writing like this?

Narrator: maybe, but I think this will be a one chapter circumstance. *nods*

Wolf: Mmkay. Sounds good.

Faust: zzz…

Fox: OMAGAWD HE'S SO CUTE WHEN HE'S SLEEPING I WANNA GLOMP HIM!

Narrator: are you always like this?

Fox: no.

Koran: actually, he isn't.

Narrator: weird. Reviews everyone, or I shall keeell youuuuu.