Carlisle: We are celebrating the anniversary of your birth.
Emmett: Happy Birthday!
Esme: Cake, candles, piñata, presents, spoons, forks, sporks, birthday hat, oh, what am I missing? Oh yeah, the people!
Alice: I'm shopping for birthday presents!
Jasper: You're getting older and older, and soon you'll get wrinkles and crow's feet and arthritis…plus you're one year closer to dying. Happy Birthday!
Rosalie: Me, me me me, me me me me me. Me me. Me.
Edward: Have a great time on your special day! But don't get too near me, I'm DANGEROUS!!!
Bella: Birthday? Is it mine?! AUGHHHHH!!!!!!!!