Carlisle: I am astounded by the lack of outdoor furnishings in this backyard.
Emmett: There's nowhere to sit down.
Esme: Oh, this place needs patio furniture.
Edward: Bella, you can get whatever patio furniture you want.
Alice: Yay! I get to go shopping for patio furniture.
Jasper: This deck is really empty. Like my soul.
Rosalie: The only thing this place needs is a mirror.
Bella: Guys, I don't even have a patio!