Carlisle: I feel inclined to clear the debris littering my residence.
Emmett: I gotta clean my room.
Jasper: My room is a mess. Everyone hates me. It's all hopeless.
Esme: Hurray! I get to clean!
Alice: I'll go buy some dusters! And a new cleaning outfit! Or twelve.
Edward: I'll clean your room for you, Bella.
Bella: I'm not going to clean up. I like it this way.