The kids entered their classroom while waiting for their teacher.
'Hi guys', Tobi said.
The girls cleared their throat.
'And girls'.
'Hey guys', Naruto shouted.
'Hi Naruto', they said.
Naruto sat down next to Hinata and put his arms around her.
'So you've been going to this school for awhile', Sasuke asked?
'Yeah', Naruto said.
'So what are we going to do', Itachi asked?
'You mean what we did back then when we were younger', Naruto smirked.
'Yeah', Sakura said.
'I have a plan', Naruto laughed evilly.
'Oh brother', Pain smacked is forehead.
'But not now during lunch', Naruto said.
The math teacher walked in… and began his lesson.
'Hey guys you know how I got to know Sasuke when we were babies', Naruto said.
'Sure', they all said.
'I never knew you when we were babies', Sasuke said.
'Yeah, it was in the hospital', Naruto said
'Naruto you were born in October I was born in July', Sasuke said.
'That's what you say anyway……… it all began at the hospital Sasuke, me and the rest of the babies were inside these baby holder. The nurse stepped out to get her lunch…………..
Naruto so called flash back…..
The nurse stepped out to get her lunch closing the door behind her.
'Hey Sasuke the bitch is gone', Ren said.
'Oh yeah', Sasuke shake his little arms.
'See Sasuke was on everybody', Naruto said.
Sasuke got out his carrier and walked over to Naruto carrier.
'Wait a minute when since babies could walk', Sasuke said with anger.
'Shut up I'm telling the story', Naruto slapped him.
'Hey Naruto kiss me', Sasuke said.
'What', Sasuke screamed.
'I said shut up', Naruto slap Sasuke again.
'No way man', I said.
'I won't repeat myself kiss me', Sasuke eyes turned red.
'No', Naruto yelled.
'Okay', Sasuke said walking away but as soon as I let his guard Sasuke grabbed Naruto and throwed him to the floor.
'I said kiss me', Sasuke said choking me.
'No', I said punching him and went back into my crib.
Sasuke was left on the floor when the nurse opened the door.
'Sasuke what are you down there', the nurse asked?
'Nothing'.
'Wait minute babies can't talk', Hinata said.
'They did some freaky stuff on us and told us not to tell anyone', Naruto said.
I was laughing.
The nurse came up to me and asked if I did this and said no.
Later that night……
I was allergic to chocolate while Sasuke wasn't allergic to anything so later that night Sasuke was sleeping with his mouth wide open so I came and shove something down his throat.
Morning time…
'Oh my gosh Sasuke', the nurse yelled.
'Uh what is it'.
'Your face'.
Sasuke started feeling his face to find their was plenty of bumps on it.
'And that's how we became friends', Naruto said.
End….
Sasuke was fuming in the back ground.
'What you said didn't even make sense', Sasuke yelled with anger.
'Wow', Sakura said.
'I can't believe they experiment on babies', Neji said.
'I know right', Pain said.
'What! You guys actually believe this story', Sasuke shouted.
'Ah yeah', Tenten said.
'Oh brother', Sasuke mumbled.
'That remind me of the time I killed my parents', Itachi said.
'Really tell us', Kisame said.
'You never killed our parents', Sasuke said.
'Shut up', Itachi said.
'It all began one stormy midnight………
Itachi so called story…….
Sasuke was running up stairs.
'Mommy daddy I scared', Sasuke said opening his parent's room door only to discover their cold lifeless body.
Sasuke notice somebody in the shadows.
'Nii san somebody killed mommy', Sasuke whimpered.
'Actually I did', I said.
'But why', Sasuke sobbed.
'Because I wanted to see if you could kill somebody with this here butter plastic knife', I said holding the object.
'You monster', Sasuke yelled.
'I've been called worst', I said.
'I'm telling', Sasuke said starting to run away when he was old down by Itachi.
'I don't think so', I said bringing the knife to his neck.
Just then the door bell ring.
'Coming right back', I said.
I walked to the door and opened it only to discover the pizza man.
'Two pepperoni pizza', the man said.
'Oh thanks', I said.
'That's 24.99', the man said holding out his hand.
I stabbed him and slammed the door in his face…
End.
'Wow', Kisame said.
'I never knew you could kill somebody with a plastic knife', Naruto said.
'Thank you', Itachi said smiling.
Poor Sasuke was in the background in a donkey state.
I hope you enjoyed.