Finally, Naruto and Hinata! Let's see if the dobe is as pervy as teme!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, any characters, or ramen. Or birds.

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"Hmm, what to do, what to do... Naruto pondered as he paced around on Team 7's training grounds. His plan was to impress Hinata with his super-cool-awesome ninja skills, but how could he do that if he had no idea where she was?

"I could ask Sakura to call her over here...but then she might stick around, or beat me if she found out what I'm doing..." Naruto shuddered at the thought of having to spend yet another week at the hospital due to Sakura's enormous strength. He didn't mean to land on top of Hinata, his foot slipped! Honest! And it was Ino's fault for spilling water everywhere, that dumb pig...

Naruto was still lost in the trauma of Sakura's strength, so he almost missed the quiet greeting from the very girl he was supposed to impress.

"H-hello, N-Naruto!" Hinata shyly stood by the tree stump that held Naruto's precious book. He gulped, hoping she didn't notice the title.

"Hey, Hinata! What are you doing here?" He beamed, bounding over to her. He subtly threw his weapons pouch over the cover. He continued grinning widely at Hinata, only now noticing the red blush that made its way over her face.

"Ah, w-well, I was j-just walking by, and I-I just wanted t-to say h-h-hi." Hinata stuttered, looking at the ground. She let out a surprised," Eep!" when she felt Naruto's hand on her forehead.

"Say, are you sick or something? Your face is all red and hot." Naruto said, concern showing plainly on his face. Hinata slowly grew redder, shaking her head frantically, and tried not to faint.

"N-no, I'm not sick, N-Naruto!" she squeaked, backing away slightly. Naruto grinned again.

"Great! Now that you're here, and not sick, how about I show you some of my super-cool-awesome moves?" he flexed his muscles, trying to seem more macho than he really was. Hinata bashfully smiled, and nodded.

"O-okay, Naruto, I-I'd like to see your s-super-c-cool-awesome m-moves." Naruto did The Good Guy pose, complete with the smile DING, and thumbs up. He yelled," Get ready, Hinata! This move will blow your mind away!" The shy Hyuuga sat on the tree stump, while the loud Uzumaki got into a fighting stance. He gathered a small amount of chakra in his hand, the prepared to blow the tree straight ahead apart into wood chips. He tensed his leg muscles, mentally doing a countdown. Three! Two! One! Charge!!! He started running at full speed, smirking a bit as he heard Hinata gasp," N-Naruto!" He was faster than the wind! He was faster than the speed of lightning! He was-

THUMP!

- laying flat on his face like a fool.

"Ouch..." Naruto groaned, as he lay sprawled on his stomach. He got into a sitting position, glaring at the rock that had managed to both trip and humiliate him in front of Hinata. He rubbed his poor, aching toe, and stood up. Hinata rushed over to him, asking," A-are you okay, N-Naruto? Does it h-hurt much?" Naruto shook his head.

"No, not much. Now, let me show you a different move, Hinata! This is better than the last one!" He exclaimed, thinking,' No way I'll get tripped by a rock this time.'

Hinata gave him a hesitant smile before she walked back to the tree stump, worrying if he would get hurt again or not.

"Okay, Hinata! Get ready for this out-of-this-world move!" Naruto shouted, concentrating his chakra. Almost there...he nearly had enough...okay, now!

He started running towards the tree, being careful to avoid any rocks. He gathered chakra on the bottom of his feet, the started sprinting up the tree. Now all he had to do was carve a picture of him and Hinata on this tree, and climb down to get his well-deserved date, and maybe a little kiss-

"Chirp!"

"'Chirp?' Was that a bird?" Naruto wondered, stopping short. He looked around, trying to catch a glimpse of any yellow-or-black-or-whatever-colour-they-were-feathered friends. After 5 minutes of looking, he shrugged, thinking he had imagined it. Then, he saw the nest. There were 5 little, fluffy, grey birds, each peeping loudly. He smiled, and reached out to pet one, but suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge black bird the size of his head started pecking his forehead violently.

"Ow! You stupid bird, get off me!" He cried, flailing his arms around to stop the bird. She was determined to get the yellow-haired stranger away from her babies. Naruto staggered around, hands around his head. His foot missed the branch, and-

CRASH!

He took a one-way trip down to the ground.

"Ouch..." he lay there moaning and groaning for a few minutes, until he heard Hinata cry out," Naruto! A-are you hurt? You're b-bleeding! We have t-to treat that a-as soon as p-possible!" He grimaced, remembering the bleeding injury. Thanks a lot, you dumb bird. Getting attacked by a raging mother bird just made his day. Well, that's what you get for trying to impress your girl. Who's the dumbass who wrote that book anyways?

"I'm fine, Hinata." Naruto stood up, and heard his stomach growl. He brightened.

"Hey, let's go get some ramen! Man, I'm starving." And without another word, forgetting about his injury, he dragged poor Hinata, who had bandages, gauze, and anesthetic gathered in her arms, to the ramen stand.

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"Hey, old man! I'll take a chicken ramen today!" Naruto yelled enthusiastically, plopping down on one of the stools with a head wrapped in gauze. Hinata had convinced him to let her tend to his wound, before it got infected. He turned to Hinata, and asked," What kind of ramen do you want to eat?"

"I-I'll have m-miso ramen, please." Hinata told him politely.

"Well, what do we have here?" a loud voice called. They looked up to see none other than Kiba Inuzuka, and his trusty pal, Akamaru. Shino was quietly walking behind them, with his usual impassive look.

"So, are you guys on a date?" Kiba grinned, inwardly congratulating the shy Hyuuga. It was him, and sometimes Shino, who always had to persuade Hinata that she had to take a risk, and just ask him out for ramen. It was them who had to take care of her after she fainted, until she came around. And it was them who had to pretend to be a certain knucklehead ninja so Hinata could practice asking him out.

"N-no, Kiba, we're just-"Hinata was interrupted by a voice saying," Wow, sure is crowded today."

Choji had just entered, eating his usual bag of chips. He continued," Does Akamaru really have to take up a seat, Kiba?"

"Of course! Do you expect him to be chained up outside, waiting for scraps to be thrown at him?" Kiba asked, offended. Like he would let that happen! Choji shook his head.

"Never mind. Okay, I'll take 2 bowls of chicken ramen, 4 bowls of seafood ramen, and 3 bowls of beef ramen." He took a seat next to Naruto, and took a look at his bandaged head.

"What happened? Or do I not want to know?" Choji asked. Naruto shook his head with a grimace, trying not to remember the vicious bird.

"You don't want to know. But you should know, don't piss off mother birds."

Choji nodded, then remembered something.

" Hey, Hinata!" he called," I forgot, your sister was looking around for you. I saw her, and she asked me to tell you that there's a Hyuuga meeting today." Hinata gasped, and said," T-Then I'm p-probably late!" She fumbled a bit with her money pouch, and placed some coins on the table.

"Thank you, b-but I have t-to go now!" She said, and turned to Naruto.

"N-Naruto, thank you f-for letting me w-watch you t-train." She gathered up all of her courage, and quickly pecked Naruto's cheek, with a face as red as a tomato. She ran out into the streets, and quickly made her way to the meeting, thinking,' I did it! I k-kissed Naruto!'

Naruto just stood there, with a stupid grin on his face, and his bowl of ramen getting cold. Kiba was laughing, Akamaru was howling with him, Shino was thinking,' Finally...', and Choji was eating his ramen. Naruto touched the cheek that Hinata had kissed, and yelled," BELIEVE IT! Hinata just kissed me!" He was in the middle of a victory dance when a thought hit him.

"Wait...I didn't get a date...Aw, man."

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L.M.H: Poor Naruto. Let's all mourn his failure...Anyways, I think I'll write an epilogue, and then 101 Tips On Getting Girls: Naruto Style will be COMPLETE!!!

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