The last chapter! 101 Tips On Getting Girls: Naruto Style is COMPLETE!!!

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The next day, Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, and Shikamaru met on the hill they had read the useless...er, informative book on. All four boys failed, but didn't know that the others lost the bet as well. Naruto hoped to death that Sasuke didn't win. Sasuke thought that if Naruto won the bet, he would kill himself. Neji had his usual emotionless face on, but inwardly cursed the fact that he wasn't able to ask Tenten out in time. Shikamaru just wanted this over with, so he could go home and sleep.

The air was thick with tension. As the boys looked around at one another, they wondered in dread who had won the bet. There was a long pause, and the only thing that could be heard was the occasional –

"KA-CAW! KA-CAW!" The ever-so annoying bird that always had to make a statement somehow. It crowed almost mockingly, as if it was laughing at all of the guys' failed attempts.

Finally, Naruto decided to break the silence.

"So, who here managed to get a date?" he tried to sound confident, but winced as he remembered the bird and his now-healed injury. He turned to Sasuke, and asked," Did Sakura turn you down, teme?" He grinned insultingly, while said teme scowled at him.

"Like you got a date with that Hyuuga girl, dobe."

"It's Hinata, if you can remember! But you've only got eyes for Sakura, is that right? Teme!"

"Dobe."

"Teme!"

"Dobe."

"This is really fun, listening to you guys," Shikamaru cut off Naruto, who was about to strangle the Uchiha," But can we get on with the bet?"

"Fine, let's get this over with." Naruto grumbled," Okay, on the count of three, raise your hand if you didn't get a date."

"One."

Neji glanced around, and sighed as he prepared himself for the outcome.

"Two."

Shikamaru yawned, and hoped the dare wouldn't be too troublesome.

"Three!"

Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, and Shikamaru all raised their hands. They looked around at the raised hands, surprised. Not one of them got a date? Everyone lost? Surely not...right?

"Whoa...we all lost?" Naruto voiced what they were all thinking.

"Hn."

"Troublesome..."

"So what now, dobe?"

Naruto had a thinking look on his face. After awhile, he sighed, and said," I guess that means it's a losing tie. No one has to do a dare. Aw, man! I was gonna make teme dress up as the chicken he is, then do the funky chicken! Believe it!" Hearing this, Sasuke cracked his knuckles, and glowered at the blabbering blond. He growled," Well, I was going to make you peek in the girl's bathhouse!" Naruto froze. Peek in the girl's bathhouse? Seriously? He slowly turned to Sasuke, who was still glowering.

"No...way..." Naruto whispered, with an unidentifiable expression on his face. He stared at a slightly confused Sasuke for a few minutes, before shouting," Perv! Sasuke Uchiha is a pervert! No wonder Sakura didn't want to go out with you, teme!" He started laughing maniacally, yelling," Teme the Pervert!" here and there. Shikamaru chuckled, Neji sat down to meditate with hopes of drowning the Uzumaki's voice out, and Sasuke stood there with a heavy scowl as he remembered the slap Sakura gave him.

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'"Do you want to help me revive my clan?"'

'SMACK!'

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Sasuke grimaced, and rubbed the spot she had hit. Damn, that girl could hit...

"So..." Naruto said," What now?"

Silence answered him.

"Hey, Naruto." Shikamaru lazily called from the spot he was currently watching clouds from. He continued," There's something I want to know."

"Yeah, Shikamaru?" Naruto asked, feeling hungry. He was sensing his usual craving for ramen. Ramen... –insert drool here-

"Who's the guy who wrote the useless book, anyways?"

Naruto jolted back to reality, and wiped drool from his mouth. He said," Hey, I wondered that too! That advice was a total waste of time."

"Hn."

"...Same here..." Sasuke grunted.

Naruto pulled the book out of nowhere, and flipped around for the author's name. He muttered," Author...author...aha! Here it-"

THUMP. Neji glanced up from his meditation and found a shocked Naruto, with the book on the ground. He raised a brow, wondering what had shocked the idiot so deeply.

"Hn...Uchiha, what's wrong with him?" Neji asked in a monotone. He watched Sasuke walking toward Naruto, and poked him. When Naruto showed no signs of life, he picked up the book, and looked for the author's name. When he found it, he twitched.

"What. The. Hell."

"I know, teme! No wonder we all failed!" Naruto had come back to life. Shikamaru yawned again, and asked," So? Who wrote it?"

With a twitch, Naruto and Sasuke gave Shikamaru and Neji the name of the author, the reason as to why they had all failed, why the advice was so lame, and why you should never trust orange-coloured books.

101 Tips On Getting Girls

Author: Jiraiya

A pause.

"Tch."

"Hn."

"Troublesome..."

"PERVY-SAGE!!!"

Somewhere in the village, Jiraiya sneezed, and though,' Someone must be thinking about me...heh, heh, maybe it's a pretty girl!' He grinned, and turned back to bathhouse he was currently peeking in. He smirked pervertedly, and took another look in the peeping hole. No one was there! But-but-but, there were so many pretty girls in there before! What happened-

SMACK!

The Toad Sage turned around to see what had hit him, and rubbed the aching spot.

"You pervert!" Oh. So that's where the girls went.

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L.M.H: You know the "KA-CAW!" part? That's the bird from ep.101, Gotta See! Gotta Know! Kakashi-Sensei's True Face! LOL I love that episode.

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