POD!!!!! lol you wont get this unless you seen tenacious D and the pick of destiny (watch it one of teh best movies ever!!) anyways enjoy my complet stupidness ha
-Mello and Matt enter-
Mello: OMG THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!!!!
Matt: Omg I know best movie ever!
Mello: A long ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo there lived a humble family religious through and though, but yay there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do
Matt: That was a good song but the best on was Master Exploder!
Mello: Come on Kickapoo is the best!
-Ratio enters-
Ratio: Come on guys we all know Classico is the best DUH! God damn retards
Mello: Grr….Fuck you Kira
Ratio I might be kira I might not be just bring me the pick of destiny
Matt: Never!
Ratio: Fine then you will never prove it MUAHAHA!
-Near enters-
Near: No! We challenge you to a rock off!
Ratio: Fuck! Fuck! The Shinigami code prevents me from DECLINGING a rock off challenge. What are your terms what's the catch.
Mello: If we win you must confess that your Kira Also you must buy me a lot of chocolate
Matt: -evil glare at Mello-
Ratio: And what if I win
Matt: You can kill Mello, and Make Near your little bitch
Mello: WHAT!!
Near: …..
Ratio: Fine let the rock off begin…..(place changes like the shinigami realm)
Ratio: Im am kira I love Mira (O.O) Check this riff its fucking tasty (awesome guitar riff) Im the Kira I can do what I want. Whatever name I write there gonna die! There's never been a man that made it alive. I can't wait to kill Mello, imma make him die a pain full death. And then imma chop Nears head off
Matt: NO!!!!!!!!! (everything turns back to normal) Come on Mello we need to fight HIS music with OUR music.
Mello: There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
Near: Listen to me or Matt
Mello: He rocks to cause he is a murder
Matt: God dam it Mello . He's gonna write down your name
Near: I'm gonna gargle mayonnaises
Mello: no….
Matt: unless we bust a monster mamajam
Mello: But we been through so much shit
Matt: I deactivated lasers with my dick
Near: Now its time to blow this fucker down
Matt: Come on Mello now it's time to blow doors down.
Mello: I heard you Matty now its time to blow doors down
Near: Open up the prison cuz it's time for a show down
Matt: We'll prove that your Kira and send you to brown town
Near: Now we got to blow this fucker down
Mello: He's gonna kill me if we don not prove he's Kira
Matt: C'mon Mello, it's time to blow doors down.
Near: Ohhhhh well avenge L now it time for the showdown (evil smile)
Matt: Hey "new god" Beelzeboss we know your weakness it your notebook. We stole your death note, and wrote your name.
Ratio: O.O
Near: We will defeat you for all mankind
Mello: You hold the pencil. We have the pages. You are the Kira We are the S (for succors hehe)
Matt: WE ARE THE S (repeats for a long time then does weird dance move)
Ratio: You guys are Fucking wrong c'mon Mello your gonna die. (gets out pencil and death note) TASTE MY LIGHING FUCKER!!!
Matt: NO!! (throws game boy and your hand so you drop the death note)
Near: (gets death note)
Mello: From whence you came you shall remain until you get your memory again
Ratio: NO!!!!!!!!!!
- -L enters-
L: ……….
Mello: oh hey L heh….
Matt: It was all Ratio
Near: Yup he's Kira!!!! don't hurt me
-Mello, Near and Matt leave-
L: So they watched Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny huh?
Ratio: yea…
L: So you are Kira…
Ratio: NO….
L: Don't worry I like bad boys
Ratio: (smiles evilly) my room or yours ;)
L: I'll be waiting
OMG WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WELL YEA YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW……..LETS JUST SAY IT GETS PYSHICAL