OKay i think i was high off of surgar when i wrote this.....anyways enjoy my stupidity and enjoy Ratio high....
DISCLAMIER: okay i dont own the ninja glare(best ninja song ever) Death Note, or the Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) by Tenacious D{cheak out the song its awesome lol} Oh i also dont own Thriller by The one and only Michael Jackson[R.I.P]
Ratio's random day…..
-L enters-
-Ratio enters-
-Near enters-
-Misa enters-
-Mello enters-
Ratio: OMG U CANT SEE ME IM BLENDING IN JUST LIKE A PINE TREE I AM UNSEEN (SEEN) U CANT SEE ME CUZ IM A NINJA NIN NINJA NIN NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!
L:…..
Near: what is wrong with him..
Mello: it seems he's retarded…
Misa: My Ratio cannot be retarded OMG HOW WILL I LIVE!!
Ratio: HEY I'M NOT RETARDED -looks out the window- OMG A SQURRILE
L: okay he is retarded…..
Mello: Agreed……
Ratio: U guys are just jealous cause I ate all the mushroom I found outside
Near: Mushrooms???
L: holy
Mello: shit……
Ratio: Down where the sasquach hides, in the misty mountainside
He got shiny diamonds that he had to protect
Look into the sasquach eye
Did you that sass can fly
L: Well this proves it he is high..
Misa: WOW….
L: now you know Ratio is a mindless puppet do u still love him?
Misa: yes…..
L: awwww
Mello: HA u got turned down
L: At least I don't look like a girl
Mello: *evil glare*
Ratio: Sasquach is my father and he's going to protect me
Half man and half machine
On the cover of a magazine
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect me
Near: Okay Mello, L calm down and don't fight or I swear imma hurt both of u and I mean it…
Mello: Yea rite…
Near:: Don't tempt me Mello….
L: fine but ill get u
Mello: not if I get u first…..
Ratio: These lyrics don't make sense
Think Ive found the evidence
That yeti is my father and he want to protect ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(dances randomly)
L: *covers ear*
Mello: oh I forgot that the retarded was here…..
Misa: He's not retarded he's just high
Mello: Believe wat u want…..
Misa: WAHHHH
-Misa leave-
L: wow Mello u made a girl cry, but I guess its okay since ur one to….
Mello: that's it *Punches L*
L: and eye for an eye my friend…* kicks him*
Near: ….. WTF??
L: What?
Mello: yea what?
Near: look
Ratio: Cause this is thriller, thriller night *does thriller dance* (badly)
Near: Okay im think im scarred for life now……..
L: wow…….
Mello: scary……very scary
Ratio: Come on guys u all know the words..
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER (mello continue)
Mello: …….
Ratio: Mello ur ruining the song sing now….
Mello: ….
RATIO: FINE THEN MEAINE *STOMPS AWAY LIKE A LIL GIRL*
Ratio: wait did I just say that
RATIO: YES I AM UR EVIL TWIM
Ratio: haha u said twim r u retarted or something…
L: yea im outta here
Mello: me 2
Near: yea lets leave
-L leaves-
-Mello leaves-
-Near Leaves-
RATIO: WHATEVER NOW GO KILLER A COUPLE GUYS WITH THIS *GIVES U DEATH NOTE*
AND GET CAUGHT =D
Ratio: but aren't u supposed to say something like don't get caught???
RATIO: IM UR EVIL TWIM REMEMBER
Ratio: oh yea I forgot ok whatever u say twim….
RATIO: GOOD NOW EAT THIS APPLE GOODBYE…….
-RATIO (evil twim) leaves-
-Ryuk enters-
Ratio: *eats apple*
Ryuk: NOOOOO U ATE MY APPLE
Ratio: srry…
Ryuk: sorry wont help die!!! *blastes u to a place where there is talking Barbie's and no mushrooms and u'll be forced to sing Barbie girl*
Ratio: NOOO!!!!!!!!!! *rocks back and forth* scary place …..
Ryuk: HA that's what u get when u eat my apple….
A/N okay this was rrly stupid R&R and wel hope ya enjoy my randomness.....