okay hers is the latest chapter.......and i know this is compltly random and stupid but im hyper so id dosent matter cuz i rock!!! okay maybe i dont but still i was bored.....
DISCLAMIER: OKAY i dont own death note or the flying turtle song or candy mountain.....*sniff sniff* sad i know lol
ENJOY OR ILL WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE DEATH NOTE!!!! OR ILL JUST HAUNT U MUHAHAHAHA *EVIL LIGHT LAUGH*.....OKAY THAT WAS WEIRED....ANYWAYS ENJOY^^
THE GREAT RAP BATTLE
-Mello enters-
-Near enters-
-Ratio enters-
Mello: (high off of chocolate) Yo check it out im a blonde and I rock. Gonna catch kira with all that I got. Turn around throw the clock. I am Mello. Near can suck a coc--
Near: Mello?!?!?!?! SHUT UP OKAY!!
Ratio: o.o
Mello: your just jealous cause I can rap
Near: ….. Mello u ate all the Halloween candy didn't you….
Ratio: looks like it…
-L enters-
L: Hey
Mello: oh it's the creepy guy that can pass as a pedophile
L: -EVIL GLARE- at least I don't look like a girl!!!
Mello: GRR
Near: here we go again….
Ratio: hahaha I have an idea to prove who's the best between L and Mello Have a rap contest…
Mello: HELL YA!! ILL WIN
L: wat??
Near: Trust Ratio he knows what he's doing……. I hope…..but then again he's kira so your on your own good luck…
L: …… okay Mello lets have us a good old rap battle I will prevail - eats cake and drinks coffee with a million sugar cubes in it-
Ratio: L go
L: I'm a flying turtle , I am flying through the sky. No one can stop me cause I'm flying so high. There's definitely not anyone holding me up. To make it look like im flying so shut up!!! I AM I AM THE FLYING TURTLE!!! I AM I AM THE FLYING TURTLE!!!!!!!!!
Near: okay??
Ratio: hehe now MELLO
Mello: -grumbles stupid flying turtle-
L: giving up so easily
Mello: u wish now make way for the best that's ever lived!!!!
*clears throat* Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's a mecca of love in the candy cave They've got jellybeans and coconut with little hats Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree In the candy cave imagination runs so free
Near: OHH U JUST GOT PWNED L =D
Ratio: hahaha he got u!!
L: DAMN U MELLO *CHOKES MELLO*
Near: WOW…hey I know ur plan Ratio
Ratio: oh whatever do u mean….
Near: u wanted Mello or L to win so they can kill each other….
Ratio: -gasp- how can u say such things
Near: cause I wanted that to happen to
Mello: trying to rape me *kicks u in the nuts*
L: ouch!! *kicks u in the face*
Ratio: damn they can fight…..
Near: …..yea….
L: u know what I don't need this SCREW U GUYS IM GOING HOME!!
Mello: dont u live here tho???
L; whatever….