omg im srry for the rrly long update i just been rrly busy and i had writers block so yea..anyways i want to know if u guys liked the voting thing so maybe i can do mare of these contest things later on...oh and tell me if this was good or not cuz i havent been writing in a while so idk if this is funny enough so yea ENJOY!!! Oh and plz REVIEW!!!

DISCLAMIER: I DONT OWN DEATH NOTE!!!!!

Chapter 8: ?? Bringing Sexy Back

-Ryuk enters -

-Mikiami enters-

-Light enters-

-L enters-

-Mello enters-

-Near enters -

-Matt enters-

Ryuk: Why the hell am I here if im not even in the contest

Mikami: Cuz ur going to be the person who announces the winner

Ryuk: And what do I get if I agree

Light: Apples….

Ryuk: fine ill do it for the apples AND ONLY THE APPLES!!!

Light: okay??

Mikami: NOW IT TIME FOR THE VOTES!!!!

Ryuk: okay okay let me see where did I put the votes at

L: hurry up!!!

Ryuk: okay I found them damn calm down..

Mello: TELL US NOW!!!!

Ryuk: okay ….. Hyuk hyuk Light u got no votes

Mello: hahaha loser!!!!

Light: WHAT!?!?!? DOSENT Misa and Takada count

L: unfortunately it only the reads choice so UR SCREWED!!!

Light: o.o how can I be last

Ryuk: moving on…. Near and Mikami are tied with one vote

Mello: stupid albino u got only one vote!!!

Mikami: GOD I HAVE FAILED YOU!!!! * go hides in emo corner*

Near: Mello at least I don't have my ego up my ass

Matt: OHHHH

Near: yea don't mess with me

Ryuk: Okay look like we learned a new lesson DON'T MESS WITH NEAR!! Anyways next is Mello with 4 votes

Mello: 4 VOTES!!!!!!!!!! ******censored for obvious reasons******** THAT IT IM OUTT OF HERE!!! *leaves*

Matt: sometimes I wonder if he's on his period

Light: I think we all wonder that once in a while

Ryuk: Okay next is Matt with 5 votes

Matt: hey at least im second wooh!!

Ryuk: and now the winner is L with 11 votes

L: HELL YEA I WON BITCHES!!!! *IM BRINGING SEXY BACK PLAYS IN THE BACK GROUND* WOOH !!!! *gets a crown sayin im sexy and places it on my head*

Light: WHY DOES HE WIN!!! Mikami I thought I told u to rig the votes so I would win and u are second

Mikami: I got distracted…

Light: WHAT CAOULD HAVE POSSIBLY DISTRACTED U FROM UR ORDRES??

Mikami: well I thought finding a cover to hide the death note in would confuse the spk and the task force…

Near: I KNEW IT!!!!!

Light: DAMN U NEAR!!

L: Don't talk to Near that way!1

Light: ILL TALK TO WHO I WANT IN THE WAY I WANT TO TALK IF I WANT TO!!!!

Matt: that doesn't make sense??

Light: shut up and play ur video games!!

Matt: whatever

Mello: jumps in through a window with a motorcycle and starts shooting* L IMMA KIL U!!

Light: can I help!?!?!

Mello: Sure!!

L: AHH!! NEAR HELPP ME!!!

Near: * throws toys at them*

Mikami: *still crying in emo corner*

Matt: wow…..hehe L dropped his crown *thinks evilly* maharaja *picks up crown* now I am the sexiest

Mikami: I SAW WHAT U DID!!

Matt: don't make me kill u

Mikami: try..

*When Matt try's to kill Mikami*

Mikami: MATT STOLE THE CROWN!!!!

*everyone looks at Matt with evil in there eyes*

Matt: AHH!!!!!

Ryuk: *while eating apples* hyuk hyuk humans are so interesting