Naruto ran behind another tree and then army crawled his was through a series of thick shrubs with a sling bag at his side. He paused for a few seconds to hear if Hiashi Hyuga had found out that Naruto was on the Hyuga property. A few months ago, a door-to-door sales man had come to Hiashi and sold him a paint ball gun (yes I know that people in Konoha probably don't have paint ball guns but bare with me on this one.). No one in Konohagakure had ever seen one before but after seeing what it could do in Hiashi's hands, no one wanted to. So every time Mr. Hyuga caught Naruto sneaking up to Hinata's room, he pulled out his new gun and shot Naruto in every sensitive place he could find.

Naruto looked across the battlefield and saw no enemy, so he made a mad dash for the side of the house and ran up the wall to Hinata's window. There she lay on her bed, studding a scroll. Naruto tapped the window with his hand and then whispered loudly "Hinata, open up." When Hinata heard him she quickly jumped off her bed and opened the window.

"Naruto-kun, it's freezing out there, what are you doing?" Hinata asked as she shut the window quietly.

"I'm delivering a present for you, and I'm fine. I remembered to wear the scarf you made for me." Naruto said as he put down his sling bag. Then Hinata smiled and pulled him close to give Naruto a passionate kiss. He wrapped his arms around his girlfriend and slowly ran his hands over her back. Hinata leaned her head against Naruto's chest and said before starting a series of more kisses, "Naruto-kun, I missed you." Naruto slowly led them to her bed where he laid her upon it.

"Hey Hinata, I got you an early Christmas present." Naruto said sexually as he pulled out a bow and card from his bag. After placing the bow on his head, he handed the card to Hinata who began to jump up and down on her bed. "A Christmas party, oh that's fantastic. I can't wait to go!" She swung her arms around his neck.

"That's not the present silly." Naruto whispered into her ear as he kissed her neck.

"What if my father catches us?"

"Oh yeah, forgot about him for a second." Naruto said as he rubbed his tender reproductive organ (I couldn't figure out a word that would fit.). "I'm still bruised."

"Sorry about my father, he's really nice. It's just that he's a little over protective." Suddenly the door swung open and there stood Neji. All three teens stared at each other with out making a single sound until Naruto whispered, "Don't tell Hiashi Neji." Then Neji turned around as Naruto and Hinata let out a sigh of relief all too soon.

"Hiashi! Naruto's in Hinata's room! He's trying to ruin her purity!" Neji yelled as he ran down the stairs.

"Run Naruto-kun! My father will kill you if he finds you again!" Hinata started pushing Naruto out of the window as he grabbed his bag and sat on the sill.

"I'll see you tonight at dinner with Sasuke and Sakura, right?"

"Yes Naruto-kun, now go!" Hinata kissed him on the nose and then pushed him out the window and he fell into the flowerbed. Then the back door flew open and Neji came out followed by Hiashi with his precious paint ball gun in hand. Both were wearing army helmets and were prepared for battle. Neji pulled up a pair of binoculars as Hiashi aimed and fired the first round, which hit Naruto in the ankle causing him to trip.

"Nice shot sir." Neji said as he pulled down the binoculars and then called out to Naruto, "It's nothing personal, just business. May be we could be better friends if you'd stop sneaking in here. By the way, the bow makes you look absolutely adorable." He began laughing hysterically as Hiashi fired again but missed Naruto due to his dive into a snow pile. He quickly got up and began to run for his life while shouting back, "Shut the hell up Neji! You bastard, wait till I tell Tenten! Shit!" Naruto got hit in the back and ran faster until he was in the streets and far away from the Hyuga's mansion.

From there he took a break and then began to limp his way toward Tenten's house. Along the way he would see shinobi he knew and gave them their invites. Once he got to Tenten's house, he began to bang on the door furiously.

"For cryin out loud, just give me a minute!" she shouted before opening the door. "Naruto, what are you doing here?"

"I came to give you and Neji and invite." Naruto pulled out to envelopes. "And that he told Mr. Hyuga that I was visiting Hinata today, again. Now I've got more bruises."

"He did, did he? Well then," Tenten turned around and came back with a bag of ice that Naruto was grateful too have. "I guess somebody doesn't get his Christmas present. Thanks for the invites and I'll be sure to straighten up his act." Naruto thanked her for everything and continued his walk. He wanted the next invites to be delivered specially, so he went to Kakashi's house next since he wasn't there.

First put a bucket full of water and glitter on his eve and then attaching some fishing line to it, he tied it to the card. That way, when Kakashi lifted up the card, all of the water would be dumped onto him. For Asuma and Kurenai, he placed an electric cigarette box next to it and TPied several of his friends' houses. The last invitation he delivered was to Iruka. Naruto wanted his house to be the least messy since he really looked up to Iruka, so he only gorilla glued lingerie to his house and trees and hid the invite in one of the bras'. Then on his way home Naruto thought, "I been so good this year. I wonder if I'll get any presents."

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