I am really sorry for all of you who have read ahead. I was stupid and forgot to type up this chapter because I thought that I had done it already. This is while things probably didn't make much sence. Sorry

After consulting with Iruka on what to wear, Naruto finally changed into a white, long sleeved, collared shirt, black suit pants, and an orange tie. He was ready to leave, but wanted his old teacher to see how snazzy he looked, so the boy walked over to the academy where the busy teacher was grading papers. Even though Naruto was old enough to date whom ever, he still liked his routine of Iruka wishing him luck.

"So, what do you think?" Asked the blond as he turned in a 360.

"You look like a gentle man and I know I've said this before but I just want to keep both of you safe from Hiashi's wrath if Hinata were to become pregnant."

"Iruka sensei," Naruto moaned, "when Hinata and I have sex, we'll be sure to wear several forms of protection." Iruka smiled at Naruto who was now becoming a man. The brunette stood up and handed a black suit jacket to Naruto and then opened the door for him. "Good luck." He watched his son like student run off to his date.

Naruto was a little late to the restaurant and found Hinata, Sasuke, and Sakura seated at a table with appetizers and drinks. The shinobi walked over and took a seat beside his girl friend after lightly kissing her cheek.

"I hope you don't mind, Naruto-kun, but we ordered you a sprite and potato skins." Hinata blushed and looked at her menu. Sasuke looked up and tsked Naruto's late arrival while Sakura ate a roll. Sakura started the date by asking, "How was every one's day?" Sasuke immediately turned and became lost in Sakura's hazel eyes. While dreamily watching her twirl her hair, Sasuke told of the ANBU squad that he led. Next, was Naruto who bragged of having the most dangerous mission. The two friends soon began to compete over who was more elite than the other while Sakura and Hinata giggled and talked amongst themselves about how they were stronger. This all concurred with when the main dish arrived, so the boys settled down and didn't compete for the rest of dinner. After the two couples had finished eating, the waiter cam e with the bill. Sasuke paid for the bill and as they were leaving the restaurant, Sakura lightly kissed Sasuke. Eyeing Sakura, the Uchiha grabbed her hand and said, "We'll catch you two later. We've got…"

"Personal thins to take care of." Sakura finished for him. The young couple briskly walked to the Uchiha complex. Naruto gave Hinata a funny grin and she turned into giggles. The indigo kunoichi knew by now that the lovebirds were up to something, heck, all of Konoha knew. Hinata laughed about what Naruto and her were about to do.

"Come in." Tsunade to another drink of her sake and watched her old teammate enter. She sighed heavily and put the paper she was working on aside. "Can I help you?"

"I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering where I might find a beautiful woman to spend my evening with?" Jiraiya politely said, walking over to the Hokage.

"Get a hooker."

"But they're not nearly as pretty as you. coughs But they don't hit me either. coughs and they're fake." The Toad Sage half whined. Tsunade stared puzzling at him and finally replied, "Fine, you can sit on the couch with me and finish these mission reports. But if you even think about pulling a move on me, I'll send you to the hospital for life." The Hokage handed Jiraiya a pile of reports and sat down at the opposite end of him. Both took off their shoes and soon Jiraiya couldn't keep himself crouched up, so he extended his legs toward Tsunade. Tsunade's curiosity to rub her skin against Jiraiya's soon began to bubble over inside her. Slowly she slid her feet across the couch and gently slid her slender legs around one of his. The teammate looked up quickly and watched nervously as the Hokage continued to rub him. Suddenly, Tsunade threw her report on the ground and laid on him. Jiraiya dropped his report from the fast movements.

"Hime-" Tsunade crashed her lips into Jiraiya's and ran her hands through his white mane. Jiraiya couldn't believe that his life long fantasy was coming true as he pressed her against his body. Tsunade trailed kisses down Jiraiya's neck while taking off his shirt and listening to his moans of pleasure. The kunoichi became very playful and nibbled on the other Sannin's ear as she ran her hands down his chest, to his waistline. Jiraiya felt his way to the front of Tsunade's shirt and untied it. Tsunade leaned back, allowing him to suck on her collarbone while running his hands over her bare chest.

Sasuke flopped next to Sakura and she giggled while rubbing her nude body against his. Sasuke looked down at himself and sighed heavily.

"Does this make it feel better?" Sakura asked, rubbing him. Sasuke moaned in delight; sex was more fun when dealing with a medic nin due to all of the things that were possible. After mending Sasuke's swollen members, Sakura wrapped herself around him and began to kiss him. Sasuke closed his eyes and soon began to explore her mouth. The Uchiha heir ran his hands down his princess's back and trusted himself onto her. She giggled and allowed his to kiss her many times before he saw a blur in the window. Sasuke turned Sakura so that her back was to the window and activated the Sharingan. Slowly a blonde hair, blue-eyed face came over the sill. Sasuke narrowed his eyes as Naruto's grin widened. Sasuke showed him the bird, and the bond replied, "I know you're F-ing her." Sasuke then whispered into Sakura's ear, "Blossom, I'm feeling tired, why don't we clean up and go to bed?" Sakura kissed his cheek, "Okay, Sasuke-kun, I'll take a shower." The pink haired kunoichi got up and left while her boyfriend put on a pair of boxers. Then walking over to the window, Sasuke opened it to see Hinata being snuggled by Naruto.

"Pardon me, Hinata, but I'm about to tear Naruto to shreds." Naruto grabbed Hinata's hand and began to run out of complex as Sasuke followed.

"Run Hinata-Chan! Save yourself from Teme's wrath!" Naruto preformed a hand sign and three clones launched themselves at Sasuke. He quickly got rid of them and grabbed onto Naruto's jacket collar and flung him into the ground. Hinata turned in horror to see her Naruto-kun on the ground.

"I'll meet you at my apartment." Naruto smiled in defeat as Sasuke drug him into his main house where Sakura sat on a couch reading a romance novel. She looked up as Naruto was drug in.

"What's Naruto doing here?" Sakura questioned, straightening her pajamas.

"I caught him spying on us." Sasuke dropped his teammate on the floor and then pushed down on him with his foot. "I thought that you'd like to have a talk with him."

"He he he, I didn't mean anything by it. I was just watching to see if I could try a new pose for Hinata."

"YOU WERE SPYING ON US!" Sakura shouted.

BAM! Kakashi kicked down the door to the Hokage's office with a small scroll in his left hand. Why it was locked and no one answered his knocks he didn't know, but said, "Hokage sa…ma…" He stared as the two Sannin rubbed each other's body, kissing passionately. The Copy Ninja's eye widened as Tsunade looked up at him. Noticing that someone was there, she quickly put on Jiraiya's haori as Jiraiya fumbled with his pants.

"What do you want?" Tsunade tried to make herself look descent before the elite shinobi.

"I never knew you two were sexually active. In fact, I never knew you two were dating."

"Boy, why do you have glitter in your hair?" Jiraiya tightened his pants.

"Thanks to your pupil's prank as a way to inviting me to the Christmas party, which by the way I'm going to. My initial reason for coming to you was to tell you that I completed my mission and the Kazekage's sister has arrived."

"Put the mission report on my desk and make sure that Temari gets a hotel suite."

"Like you two should have." Kakashi mumbled.

"What'd you say boy?" Tsunade glared at the silver haired man.

"Temari's staying with Shikamaru and Ero-sensei, has your newest magazine come out yet?" Kakashi said, avoiding Tsunade.

"It's on stands next week."

"Thanks, I'll be going now and don't worry about your little secret." Kakashi pulled out Come Come Paradise. "Your secret's safe with me."