"Jiraiya, you can't tell any one about us, got it?" Tsunade said as the couple walked down towards the hospital. "Especially not Naruto, he wouldn't be able to contain himself."
"Yeah, yeah I know this already, Hime. So, what happened to the kid any way?" The Sannin asked holding the door open for his teammate. She nodded in thanks and answered, "Apparently from what Hinata told me, she and Naruto were spying on the young Uchiha and Sakura. When Sakura caught him, she nearly broke every bone in his body. The hospital called me this morning after Hinata and apparently it's nothing too serious, just some fractured bones that shouldn't take very long to heal."
"Reminds me of a time when you caught me peeping at the bath house." Jiraiya slapped Tsunade's butt once the elevator doors shut. She quickly turned and hissed into his ear, "You pervert, there are cameras in here!" Jiraiya pressed Tsunade's hips against him, and then whispered, "Hime, all the security workers are on break." Tsunade pulled Jiraiya onto her as she began to passionately kiss his neck. The Toad Sage let out a moan of pleasure when his princess pushed him against a wall and began to grind against him. Their enjoyment only lasted for a few more moments before the door opened. Konoha's princess turned from her lover, fixed her hair, and walked out as if nothing had happened. Her boyfriend, however, wasn't prepared or ready for this, so while walking down the hall he adjusted himself.
"Remember, not a word."
"Pervy Sage, Granny, nice of you to visit me." Naruto nervously looked up from his bandaged body. Beside him in a chair was Hinata, who was stroking his hair.
"Tsunade, after you're done healing Naruto, can I have a word with him alone?" The Sannin watched her heal the young man, who was very quiet. Tsunade looked back at him, "Sure, a student and teacher type of bonding. Hinata and I will make some quick runs around the hospital." Soon after, Tsunade had healed Naruto and pulled an unwilling, Hinata out of the room. Jiraiya sat beside his protégé and waited in silence for him to spill everything. Unfortunately, Naruto was in no mood to say anything to anybody, so Jiraiya sighed and chose plan B.
"Since you're not going to talk willingly, then I guess I'll just have to bribe you with this." Naruto watched his teacher pull out a cup of Ramen from inside his coat. The boy turned away to watch the snowfall, but when he heard Jiraiya shake the cup, he slowly turned to face his sensei. The blue-eyed blond gulped and said, "Jiraiya Sensei, if I told you the real story, then a certain pink heard kunoichi would be out to kill me."
"Naruto, Naruto, Naruto," Jiraiya patted the boy's shoulder, "you can trust me. I'll make sure that Haruno Sakura doesn't find out, besides, who else is going to eat this huge cup of Ramen?"
"Alright! I give in!" Naruto had cracked and spilled EVERY thing to Jiraiya, who patiently listened to him. After Naruto had spilled, Jiraiya threw the cup at him saying, "Good boy, that's fantastic information, good work. Luckily, there weren't any casualties."
"Casualties!" Uzamaki shrieked. "I ALMOST DIED! Did you not listen to Tsunade?! She said that if Sakura used her full strength, I would have died! I am NEVER doing anything for you again under such low salary!"
"Calm down, it's not like she did kill you." Naruto had lost it now, he began to throw any near by object and him. "YOU STUPID PERVERTED TOAD SAGE SENSEI!" Thirteen floors down, Tsunade was with Hinata helping a sick girl. Both looked up when screaming and banging was heard from up above. Hinata grew worried and asked, "Do you think every thing's all right? Maybe we should check on them."
"Yeah," the Godame handed her clipboard to a nurse, "something tells me that those boys are getting themselves into some trouble." The women ran up stairs with Tsunade in the lead and when they got to the fourteenth floor, they saw Jiraiya in the hall trying to dodge objects flying from Naruto's room with Naruto cursing him. Hinata dodged the objects as she made her way to Naruto's room in order to calm him down. Tsunade ran over to Jiraiya and pulled him down so she wouldn't get hit while stopping a cut on his forehead.
"What'd you do to him? I told you not to rile him up. Now I'm going to have to heal him again."
"I didn't think what I said would offend him. Honestly, Tsunade, I had no idea. It must be because he's been kept indoors all day." Jiraiya chuckled and received a disapproving look from the Godame. The hallway slowly became quiet and there was a soft murmuring coming from Naruto's room. Before checking on Naruto, Tsunade smacked Jiraiya on the head, and both walked into the room. The young blond glared at Jiraiya and then hissed, "This is all your fault."
"Alright, I admit it, it's my fault okay? sighs The party's in three days and the girls still haven't picked up their outfits they ordered. Hinata, can you get them and come by my place today?" Naruto looked up and said, "Hinata-chan, you don't have to do this. I'll send a frog to get the girls, you don't have to go to that pervert's house."
"It's okay, Naruto." Hinata spoke gently. "You can't use any of your chakara and this is a good opportunity for the girls and I to talk. I'll bring the girls over this evening." The group talked with Naruto for a little longer, but Hinata had to find her friends and Shizune expected Tsunade and Jiraiya. They had all left and there sat poor Naruto, bored out of his mind with nothing to do but eat Ramen and watch reruns of the television series of Make-Out Paradise.
Sorry for the late update. FYI People can sometimes act carzy or over react when they're in the hospitals. This is what happened to Naruto and sorry this is a boring chapter but it's only to set the stage for the better chapters. Please review!