Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood. If I did Jack and Ianto would be married. XD...x


"Where did you say that gay couple was again, love?" Gwen asked.

"Urm, over there." Rhys pointed, but he accidentally pointed straight at one table. Sat at it was a man in a long coat and another man in a suit. The man in the long coat looked away from his partner and looked at Rhys, who was still pointing at them. He looked closer. Then a huge grin broke across the man's face. By now his partner had turned around to look at them and was also smiling. Rhys looked at Gwen and sighed as he realized that the two men were talking to the waiter and walking to empty the table next to them.

Jack smiled at Gwen as he sat down next to them. Gwen smiled back. They began to talk between themselves not involving either of their partners.

Ianto sighed and looked at Rhys who was also clearly annoyed.

"So you were the gay couple who were arguing, then?" Rhys asked Ianto.

Ianto laughed in response and looked down. "You heard us?"

"Yup." Rhys smiled. "I take it Jack was the one flirting with the waiter?"

"Yeah." Ianto sighed.

"Shitty night or what?" Rhys smiled.

"How do you mean?"

"Well, you get to the restaurant, your boyfriend…" when he said this word Ianto looked away uncomfortably. "…starts flirting with the waiter then he sees his work college and goes over to her starts talking to her and then forgets you exist." Rhys explained.

"No different from a normal day." Ianto said. Rhys laughed then stopped as he realized Ianto, even though he was joking, was also telling the truth.

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Jack and Ianto were stood under a small canapé, they were both soaking wet. They had left the restaurant, after deciding they didn't want anything and would rather leave, and were heading home when it had starting pouring with rain. They had found shelter and were now huddled under it. Ianto shivered, as he wasn't wearing a coat, just a waistcoat, a white shirt and a blue and black tie. Jack put his arms around Ianto.

"Cold?" He asked, smiling.

"Yeah." Ianto said, his teeth chattering, he was shaking in Jack's arms. Jack laughed then let go of Ianto and took his own coat off. Then he wrapped it around Ianto. Ianto smiled at Jack.

"Thanks." Ianto said. Then Jack walked behind Ianto and put his arms around him and rested his head on Ianto's. Ianto turned in Jack's arms so he was facing him and kissed him. After 10 seconds or so Jack pulled away, but still held Ianto round the waist.

"Sorry for being such a jerk tonight, Ianto, It's supposed to be our valentine's day."

"It's ok" Ianto replied, and then he grabbed Jacks hand and held on to it. "Let's go home." He said simply.

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Rhys looked across at Gwen. She smiled.

"What a coincidence it is that we came to the same restaurant as Jack and Ianto." She laughed. "It's been so long since we've had a meal with them, actually come to think of it, I don't think we ever have."

"No, we haven't. And I don't plan to do it again." He snapped.

"Why? Did you not like Ianto? Or Jack?" She asked.

"No, it was the way you acted towards me when you were with Jack." He replied.

"How?"

"Like I didn't exist!" He told her.

"I didn't…"

"Yes you did. Ianto was complaining that Jack was ignoring him as well."

"We were only talking." She said as she sipped her drink.

"So you pretend to like talking to me until someone more interesting comes along then you forget I exist?" He asked bitterly.

"No, I…" She was interrupted by Pedro walking over to them.

"Excuse me, could you retire to the bar, please." He asked politely in that soothing Italian accent of his.

"Yes," Gwen smiled falsely. She picked up her drink and followed Pedro to the bar. Rhys reluctantly followed them, with his pint in his hand. They sat on the stools at the bar and Pedro walked away with a smile.

"Where did the happy couple go anyway?" Rhys asked.

"What? Urm…" She looked around, thinking. "They… decided they weren't hungry after all." She replied.

"What?" He asked with a laugh.

"They weren't hungry."

"Then why order?"

She shrugged and laughed as she glanced over to the table that Jack and Ianto WERE sat at. Two waiters brought the food that they had ordered before they left over to the table. They stopped and looked at each other then at the empty table, confused. A cappuccino which was still steaming and was hardly touched sat on the table, opposite it was a half drunken glass of water.

"Pedro?!" One of the waiters shouted.

Pedro came over. "What now, Tony? I'm serving customers."

"Did you take the order for table 23?" Tony asked.

"What those two guys, one with a really bad temper? Yeah, why?" He replied. "Oh my god! Did they complain? Look I didn't mean to flirt! If I'd known they were… together, I never would have even considered flirting! I mean I wasn't…" He hurriedly explained.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pedro!" Pedro stopped talking. "They didn't complain."

"They didn't?" He asked, slightly embarrassed.

"No, they didn't. But they did do a runner."

"What?"

"They've gone. And now we're stood here with their food and there's no one to eat it."

"Oh." Pedro stifled a laugh. "Can't you just take it back and explain?"

"Well, yeah." Tony indicated the empty table. "That's the right table, isn't it?"

"Urm… yeah. Water and a cappuccino. Defiantly."

Across the room Gwen and Rhys were grinning manically.

"Oh my god! They didn't even tell the waiters?!" Rhys laughed.

"Doesn't look like it!" She giggled back. "Sorry." She smiled.

"What for?"

"The Jack thing." She explained. "I do really like talking to you, honestly."

"I know. I just got annoyed." He smiled and squeezed her hand. She looked at him. They were silent for a while until Rhys finally said:

"So, Jack and Ianto. You never told me about that." He grinned.

"Didn't think you'd wanna know." She smiled back.

"I don't wanna know about aliens, not who's all of a sudden turned gay."

"Wha…?" She asked, laughing.

"Since when was Jack into men?"

"Always." She explained.

"What?!" He laughed.

"Jack has always been gay. Ianto not so much."

"New thing?"

"Yeah."

"Told his family?"

"I dunno, do I? I'm not THAT interested in everyone else's personal and love lives!" She laughed.

"Sorry." He laughed back.

I made this longer than the others, Review please…x